Crime alert!
And it's coming from Warner Bros. Animation in Burbank.
Oh, the no! Has someone jumped in the Friends fountain?
Did they reboot the Loonatics?
Did someone park in Sam Register's parking space?
It's the Brain. And whatever he's up to, we have to stop it.
Titans, go!
Your trip down memory lane is over, Brain.
I'm afraid it's only the beginning,
for I have just unleashed the greatest cartoon mastermind that the 1990s had to offer...
The Lobe.
Bonjour, Titans.
It is I, the Lobe.
I already said that.
I know. It's just... I want to make sure the name sinks in.
It's been a while.
The Lobe!
What is the meaning of this unexpected crossover?
Using our combined intellect,
we shall devise the most brilliant evil plan
the world has ever seen.
So long, Titans.
How are we gonna stop these guys?
They got too much brain power and we're a bunch of dum-dums.
The only way to defeat a '90s villain
is by teaming up with a '90s hero.
Spread out and see what you can find.
- How about Batman Beyond? - No. Too dark.
- The Road Rovers? - Hmm. Too cute.
Yo! What's about Freakazoid!
No, absolutely not.
His humor is so weird and random.
He can never stick to the story.
Oh, come on, dude. You said we needed a '90s hero.
And Freakazoid has defeated the Lobe firsthand.
Ugh. Fine. But I'm warning you, this guy is a wild card.
Um... Freakazoid?
- Freakazoid? - Not done.
- Freakazoid! - Almost.
Eh, sorry. I couldn't help myself.
Feels good to run around and make my patented whooshing sounds again.
How long have I been in that can?
It's the year 2020.
The future! Cool!
Have you guys taken care of that whole poverty thing?
No, but you can watch a movie on your phone while taking a poop poop.
Neat-o! Ooh, can I borrow your phone?
No!
That was awesome.
Thanks. Oh, you might wanna...
- Anyway, where were we? - Well, Freakazoid,
we summoned you here because we need your help taking down the Lobe.
Hmm. Lobe.
Lo-be... Lobe.
Oh, Mr. Squishy head man.
What about him? Don't tell me he escaped.
- He escaped. - I told you not to tell me that.
Although, I wouldn't worry too much. He is kinda lame.
But he did almost blow up the world once, so...
- Then you'll help us? - Nah.
Why the not's?
Look, guys, no offense,
but Steven Spielberg is the executive producer of my show
and he's very picky about doing crossovers.
- I doubt very highly... - He said it was fine.
Let's do it!
Now, the Brain and the Lobe
have no idea that we've teamed up with Freazakoid,
which gives us the advantage.
So, we need to make sure to keep it a secret.
Don't worry, bruh. We aint's gonna say nothing to nobody's.
No objections.
And I won't say anything either.
Whoa... Who said that?
Guys, I'd like you to meet Joe Leahy.
- He's my announcer. - Hello.
What? We don't need an announcer.
Everybody needs an announcer. Don't they, Joe?
- Indeed, they do, Freakazoid. - Isn't he awesome?
Fine. But he better not interfere.
Don't mind me. I'll be slightly off camera the entire time.
Good. Keep it that way, Leahy.
My name is Robin
and I like bossing people around. Blah, blah, blah.
Ha ha! Very funny. But the joke's on you.
I can see your lips moving.
Oh, really? Watch this.
Right in your face.
- Really? You find that entertaining? - Of course, we do.
Then how come you never laugh when I talk out of my hands?
- Well, 'cause when you do it, it's just sad. - And depressing.
Mmm-hmm, it's true.
Argh! We're getting off track here.
If we're going to stop the Brain and the Lobe,
we need to stick to the story.
Trust me, Robin, you don't always have to stick to the story.
As long as you've got comedy, you don't have to worry about the plot.
Well, that may have worked on your show, Freakazoid,
but our show is much more...
sophisticated.
Yeah, our show's ways more sophisticated.
Now who's up for a tooting contest?
Yay!
According to my intel, the Brain and the Lobe are inside.
First we're gonna have to do something about those guards.
Here's the plan, when I give this signal...
- ... we'll take them down. - Question.
Can the signal be something more fun? Like the word, "huggbees"?
- Huggbees? - Yeah, it's really fun to say.
Here, watch this, try it, try it, try it.
Huggbees!
No, we are not saying... "huggbees." That word is nonsense.
- Huggbees... - Stay out of it, Joe.
We're never gonna stop the Brain and the Lobe if we keep getting off track.
Huggbees!
Be careful, team. This entire place might be booty-trapped.
Oh! Look at that cool button.
Wait! Don't...
Ah. Oops.
Quick! Press that control panel to deactivate the trap.
I'm on it.
Um... Hello?
- Hey, Freakazoid! - Cosgrove!
Hey, Titans, it's my buddy Sergeant Mike Cosgrove.
The Titans say, "Hi!" What's up?
You wanna go get donuts?
I dunno, Cosgrove, I'm kinda in the middle of something.
I'm buying.
- Ooh, what'd you order, Cosgrove? - A Bismark.
Isn't that the same thing as a Long John?
No, no. A Bismark is a round shaped donut.
A Long John is shaped like a rectangle.
Oh! Got it, okay. So it's kinda like a maple bar.
Yeah, but on the East Coast, maple bars are called Long Johns too.
Then what's an eclair?
An eclair is a Long John filled with custard.
Wow, Cosgrove. Where did you learn so much about donuts?
From an old woman. Her name was Gladys.
Oh, no. While Freakazoid is busy chowing donuts,
the Titans are about to be chowed.
How are they gonna get out of this one?
You! Joe Leahy! You can get us out of this one
by pushing that button on the control panel.
Oh, no. You've made it abundantly clear
that I'm to stay out of this adventure.
What! You're useless, Leahy.
It's okay, I'm back.
- Now to deactivate that trap. - Hurry!
Hold on, it's Cosgrove again. What's up, Cosgrove?
Ooh, you wanna finish your story about the old woman.
Well, I'm kinda in the middle... Oh... she had an eyepatch? Wow!
All right, listen, I really want to hear about it,
especially the eye-patch. But later. Okay, bye.
- Ow. - Want a donut?
No! I want you to stick to the story. Now let's move on.
- The Titans. - That's right.
And we've brought along your worst nightmare.
Bonjour, Lobey. Hey, long time no see.
Freakazoid, it's so good to see you.
How's the family?
Good. My son just graduated from evil medical school.
I'm sure he's a brainiac just like his father.
Would you stop derailing the story?
- Sorry, that was the last time. - I swear!
Now where were we? Oh, yes.
You have arrived just in time for the unveiling of our ingenious plan.
Behold! The trans-mongrel-fier!
With this laser, we shall turn the citizens of Jump City
into dog people!
Thus, creating the most obedient army the world has ever seen.
Ugh! That's the stupidest plan I've ever heard.
Yeah. No one's going to be terrified of an army
that likes to sniff butts.
We'll show you how brilliant our plan is by testing it on your friend.
That... was...
awesome!
Just look at that cute little face, I could just eat it up.
- Who's Daddy's little biscuit? - Enough!
We're sick and tired of your stupid humor ruining our mission.
- My humor isn't stupid! - Oh, really?
Oh, I'm Freakazoid.
I like to run around in my stupid underwear
and do stupid things with my hands.
I also like to say stupid words like "huggbees."
Password accepted. Self-destruct sequence initiated.
You set the password to "huggbees?"
I couldn't help it. It's just so much fun to say... Huggbees.
- Nice work, dude. - You did it.
Yeah, I guess I did.
See, Robin, you don't have to stick with the story when you've got comedy.
You're right, Freakazoid.
The plot can be an after-thought.
Now, let's all go get some donuts!
Ah, get off, you mangy mutt.
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