Who's ready for some vegan pancakes, yo?
Just like my old grandma used to make.
I wish I knew my grandma.
Come on, man!
You're crying all over our pancakes.
As my great uncle always said,
"Sca-ba-da-boosh!"
I wish I knew my great uncle.
Quiet, Robin!
You's ruining our pools shenanigans
with your feelings.
Oh, that slug reminds me
of my third cousin twice removed.
Splen Glorbton.
I wish I knew my third cousin twice removed.
Knock it off.
Dude, what's wrong with you?
Why's you so sad?
I'm just upset
because you all know so much about your families
and I don't know anything about mine.
Isn't Batman your daddy?
No, he just raised me.
I want to know where I come from.
But my parents aren't around to tell me.
Don't worry.
Nowadays people can learn all kinds of things
about their family history
by taking one of those fancy DNA tests.
You're right, Cyborg.
Taking a DNA test is a great idea.
No! It's a terrible idea.
A DNA test could reveal
that you come from a family of monsters.
Raven, please.
Everyone knows I'm an amazing person,
and therefore my family must be equally amazing.
I say we do it.
Cool! I just upgraded my body with a DNA scanner last week.
All I need is a sample.
This is so exciting, yo!
I bet I'm the descendent of the mighty pharaohs of Egypt.
Or the powerful emperors of Rome.
Actually, dude,
it says here you're from a small island called Baby-lon.
Huh! Maybe that's how you gots them baby hands.
He's got such tiny, tiny little hands.
I do not have baby hands!
But I do think exploring my roots
is a fantastic idea.
So get ready, Titans,
because we're going to Baby-lon!
Oh...
Wow!
I'm finally home.
I do hope the locals are the friendly.
Of course they're friendly. These are my people.
Halt! Intruders.
See, Robin. I told you this was a terrible idea.
Summon the King!
Oh, my goodness!
That dude's got a baby-mouth!
Ooh. Ha!
What the heck!
Lord Baby Mouth does not understand
why you find his appearance so amusing.
All Baby-lonians have baby features.
I myself have baby ears.
Which allows me to translate for Lord Baby Mouth.
And over here we have Sir Baby Eyes
and Mr. Baby Legs.
Baby Eyes, dude. Man that ain't right.
Silence!
This is exactly why foreigners have been banned
from our great nation.
And as punishment for violating our laws,
he hereby sentences you to life in the baby-pen.
Stop!
You can't do this to us.
I... am one of your own.
Yippee!
Lord Baby Mouth
would like to extend his deepest apologies.
He did not realize
one of his lost brethren had returned.
And in honor of this pleasant surprise
you are invited to attend
the upcoming Baby-lonian feast.
We'd be honored to attend.
All right.
This is going to be amazing.
Isn't this place great, Titans?
Now we would like to introduce you
to some of our loyal subjects.
Introducing our nation's finest dancer.
Baby Feet.
This music is terrible.
I find it relaxing.
And this is the lovely Miss Baby Gums.
Ooh la la!
Hey, mama! What's the hap's?
Ow!
You'll have to excuse her. She's teething.
And who is this adorable Baby person?
Oh, his name is Baby Grip.
But I wouldn't get too close.
The why not?
He likes to pull hair.
These people are freaks!
Oh, come on.
Can we go now, Robin?
These people are the terrible!
No, they're not. They're just like me.
Yeah. And you can be pretty terrible.
Attention everyone.
It is now time for Operation Baby Food to begin.
Operation?
Our giant laser rattle is now fully operational.
With a press of a button,
it would turn the entire world's
food supply into baby food!
See, Robin, I told you these people were monsters.
It's not that bad.
I love baby food.
But that's not all!
The baby food will then turn everyone into babies!
Forever!
Never mind. These people are awful.
Titans, go!
Not so fast.
Perhaps your friends
would enjoy some delicious num-nums?
Forget it, Baby Mouth.
My friends will never eat your poison.
We'll see about that.
Who wants to land the planey-plane?
Ooh, the planey-plane.
Don't open your mouths, Titans.
I gots to open the hangar, yo! Aah!
No!
Here comes the choo-choo train. Choo-choo-choo!
You have to resist.
Toot-toot! Right through the tunnel.
We cannot the help it.
The train must go into the tunnel. Aah!
Is the little piggy hungry?
No!
Now that the Teen Titans are all helpless babies,
no one can stop me
from transforming the entire world.
I'm sorry, guys.
This is all my fault.
I should have known that nothing good
can ever come from taking a DNA test.
You're a poopy head.
What we do now?
No way can stop mean man like this.
Of course you can.
My baby hands never stopped me from saving the day.
Robin's right. We can do this.
Titan babies, go!
Ow, my foot!
This big baby just needs his binky.
Ahhh! Oh, no!
It feels good to be home.
You know, Titans,
that little adventure made me realize that
I don't need to look any further
than Titans Tower for my family.
Robin, I'm hungry.
Oh, uh, aren't they cute?
Robin, what this? - Ow!
Nothing like family.
Robin, I made a stinky!
Oh, okay! Something smells.
Robin! Robin! Robin!
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