Another sweet justice celebration
for another totally awesome butt-kicking battle.
Yeah!
Who's the best superhero team in all of Metropolis?
We are, that's who!
We're the best on the planet. Whoo!
The best in this
and all other known universes.
Yeah, we're, uh, pretty good.
We must not rest on our butt-kicking laurels.
We must always be prepared to fight.
Come on! Our favorite show, Just Before Dusk is on.
Let's just kick back and relax.
Hello, lovely ladies.
That's not our show.
Don't worry, I've got something even better.
What's happening?
Good job, Titans! We saved the day again.
Who's the best superhero team in all of Jump City?
We are!
Yeah, we bad.
We are the best on the planet.
Nah, Star, nah.
- We the best in all the universes! - You know it!
And we got home just in time for our favorite show.
Hello, lame-o Titans.
Control Freak?
What is this place?
I think we're in the TV.
I've always wanted to be on television.
Ow! My booty!
Whoa! Is that Wonder Woman?
It's the DC Super Hero Girls!
It's the girl who is the super!
Ah, do I see a fellow alien in the house?
Hey, Green Lantern, Zatanna.
- Hi! - Greetings!
- What up, Bumbles? - Please don't call me that.
- Batgirl? - Robin?
What are you doing here?
We got sucked into the TV.
Stop it!
Urgh! Listen.
It seems Control Freak is up to his usual broadcasted antics.
But lucky for you, the greatest superhero team,
the Teen Titans, are here.
We'll get us out of this mess.
Seriously?
Why don't you step back
and watch a real superhero team.
Wha-hat?
We've got the best team. We'll handle this.
Titans, go!
Nah, they got this.
You bet your sweet cupcakes we've got this.
There's no stopping the Super Hero Girls.
You've got nothing on the Teen Titans.
We've got a Green Lantern and a Supergirl. What do you have?
He's got nothin', yo!
We straight garbage, girl!
Grr! Well,
the Titans have a fearless leader
with the coolest gadgets.
Oh, yeah? Do you have
a remote control, laser-guided Batarang?
That is so cool!
Pfft!
I've got a communicator, bug spray, binoculars...
Heat-seeking bat drones,
infra-red bat goggles, bat grappling hook,
and my cape's shaped like a bat.
My boots are shinier.
I've got a cowl shaped like a bat.
Birds are cooler.
No way! Bats are the coolest!
Enough!
Control Freak.
What are you up to?
You dum-dums haven't figured it out yet?
I have brought you all here to find out who is
the best superhero team in all the universe.
How do you suggest we do that?
With...
the Family Feud.
Amazing!
- I love this show. - I love Family Feud.
Oh, yeah, I love the feud!
Okay, teams, let's play the feud!
Didn't we already do this?
Yes we did, and the network loved it.
So, we're doing it again.
One hundred superheroes were surveyed.
Top answers are on the board.
What is the very best superpower?
The power of wisdom.
Show me "Smarts."
The number one answer!
Talk about a garbage superpower.
And the Super Hero Girls take control.
Batgirl, my dear, coolest superhero power...
Cool gadgets.
Mine are cooler.
A Green Lantern ring.
Magic!
Flight!
Wow! You guys are really on a roll.
One last answer on the board for the sweep.
Uh... Bee powers?
Okay.
Show me... "bee powers?"
Ooh! No "bee powers."
Okay, Titans, it's your chance to steal.
I would say the laser eyeballs.
Oh, yeah! Good answer!
Okay, we got this!
Time's up, Titans.
Best superpower...
Well, actually...
- Say the laser eyes. - Laser eyes, bro!
Pew-pew!
You don't need superpowers,
just a combination of hard work and dedication.
That is ridiculous!
Show me... blah, blah, blah.
The correct answer was...
Laser eyes?
I told you it was the laser-shooting eyeballs!
Okay! Let me get Supergirl and Goblin Boy.
Oh, yeah, let's do this, yo!
Here's one that all great superheroes should know.
What's the most tragic origin story?
Ooh, ooh, ooh!
What do you got, genius?
Only the most tragical story youse ever done heards!
Imagine...
You're walking in the park with your buddies, and all of a suddens...
you step in some dog doo-doo!
Oh, man!
But that's not all.
That doo be radioactive!
And you and your bros get all mutated
and become the Poop Patrol
with all them nasty, poop-based superpowers.
Now, tell me that's not tragical.
Is "stepping in doo-doo" up there?
Nope! Supergirl?
Having your whole planet destroyed!
Show me... "exploding planet."
What? Aw, come on!
Stepping in doo-doo be way more tragical than that.
All right!
Control goes to the Super Hero Girls.
Are we not also the girls who are the super?
Ooh, good point.
Batgirl, tragic origin story...
Ooh! There are so many. Let me think.
Being raised by a demon!
Good answer!
Hey, what?
Whoa, talk about issues.
Show me, "My dad's the devil."
I have the story of the tragic beginnings.
Being banished by your sister
who is the biggest florpal corvax,
evolini-hatted, chuzznut-hombion faced
tamarokologo in the universe!
Uh... not sure if we're allowed to say stuff like that,
but show me, "Questionable Tamaranian nonsense."
And the Super Hero Girls are on their way
to becoming the best superhero team.
Okay, we don't need them.
Boys versus girls, we're on.
Sorry, my dude.
We's them super hero ladies now.
Oh, come on! Traitors.
It's time for the final question
where we'll learn once and for all
who the best superhero team really is.
Green Lantern, Bird Brain...
Top four answers on the board.
What is the most evil of all evil plans?
Stealing a bunch of cakes?
Stealing cakes?
That can't be a real thing.
It's real!
Raising the price of milk!
What? You're just making stuff up now!
Wrong again! Real!
Finding Batman a wife.
Really?
Yeah, really! It's real!
There's only one answer left on the board.
Super Hero Girls, you get this, you win!
And you are the best super hero team.
You lose, it goes over to the lame-o Teen Titan,
Robin.
Uh, stepping in dog doo-doo?
You're really stuck on this dog doo-doo thing, aren't ya?
Show me, "doo-doo."
Okay, Robin.
What is the most evil of all evil plans?
I'm going to have to say...
Mind control.
Good answer, good answer!
Is "mind control" up there?
Looks like you lose!
The most evil of all evil plans is actually...
"Staging an elaborate Family Feud cross-over episode
to boost ratings
and subsequently distracting
the two greatest super hero teams
by tricking them into a competition with each other
while Control Freak destroys them both
with his giant robot."
Losers!
Eat this!
It's up to me to save the day!
Out of my way.
Hey! This is my fight.
Yeah, right.
I even swing higher than you.
Pump the legs, pump the legs!
Step aside. I'll save your team and mine.
Just gotta get... Ooh!
there... first!
You make this too easy.
This was Control Freak's master plan all along.
- To make us feud... - With each other,
- instead of fighting him... - Together!
Duh.
- After you. - Ladies first.
Okay, together, then.
Ahhh!
Y'all, it's the Poop Patrol!
Huh?
Did you see that?
We were saved by the greatest superhero team of all time!
Oh, my gosh! This is the greatest!
Stupid Poop Patrol.
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