And you too, Mr. Green Lantern.
Ow!
What gives? Ain't nothing beens going right all morning.
It's because Mars is in retrograde.
Mars is in the what, now?
So it is the Martians who are the ones to blame for the bad luck!
Them fools be giving little green mens a bad name!
Ugh, not Martians. Mars.
During retrograde, the planet Mars reverses
its normal course and causes bad luck.
That's some baloney.
No.
That's astrology!
Please, what is this astrology?
It's an ancient science that explains how the planets
and stars affect our horoscope.
The horrorscope!
That sounds the horrible!
No, Star, a horoscope is just a forecast of the future.
But terrible things could happen if you choose not to believe in it.
Man, that's a grip of baloney right there.
You don't believe that there are cosmic forces controlling us?
I said it's bal-la-la- la-la-loney!
It is not baloney!
I'll prove it by giving you all a quick reading.
When you were born, each of you were assigned
into one of the 12 constellations,
collectively known as the zodiac,
which controls your destiny.
Beast Boy, your sign is the Taurus.
Which means, you're loveable and charming.
Oh, yeah, that's right, mama!
I'm so loveable. Look at this loveable, little face.
Just look at it! Don't you want to kiss it. Come on, come on.
- Ow! - Starfire.
Your sign is the Pisces,
which means, you're compassionate and understanding.
Whoo! And I the understand that.
The very well.
Perhaps, there is something to this astrology after all.
No, there isn't. Those claims are broad and ambiguous enough,
that they can be applied to anybody.
Spoken like a true Aries.
Fiery and overconfident.
Ha-ha! That describes my man Cyborg to a T.
Indeed, he can be quite the know-it-all.
This astrology nonsense is a triple stack baloney sandwich.
You'd have to be a dumb-dumb to believe in this garbage.
Hey, I was watching that!
Sorry, bro, but I gots to keep my eye on them stocks.
My horoscope says today's gonna be a good time to invest.
- Tells 'em, mama. - That's right.
Jupiter is in close proximity to his sign.
Which means, Beast Boy should expect big returns from risky ventures.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, boy!
I'm gonna risk my entire life savings up in them stocks!
Dude, those are IPO stocks
- So's? - They are super-high risk.
Yeah! But check out them good returns.
Of course, they've got good returns.
Those crack heads on Wall Street are just trying to take your money!
Hmm, now that you mention it,
junk bonds gots even higher risks and returns.
Well, say "goodbye" to your life savings.
Whoa!
Oh, snap! Look at this cash flow.
My horoscope made me rich, baby!
I'm rich! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Ha, ha. Mama needs some new shoes.
Do you still think it's all "baloney," Cyborg?
It's fried baloney dipped in baloney sauce.
The only thing it proved is investing in the stock market
is a huge gamble.
That sometimes pays off.
Ooh, me, next! Me, next!
What does my horoscope say, Raven?
Well, Neptune is in transition around your sign today,
which means you should expect big things.
What...
What's happening?
Ooh, I can't believe this.
I'm tall! I'm finally tall!
My horoscope was right!
Baloney?
Total bologna!
Robin's a teenage boy. And teenage boys have growth spurts all the time.
Friend Raven, can you please tell me my horoscope?
Venus is crossing paths with your sign, which means,
you're going to find romance.
Starfire, would you care to join me for dinner this evening?
- I suppose so. - Yes!
Big things are happening for sure.
Big, big things!
What is the matter, Robin?
Are you not having the good time?
Did you have to invite them?
But why would I not invite our friends?
Because you never know when something romantic might happen.
These are for you.
Ooh! What do we have the here?
A plate of Beef Wellington made just for you.
Oh, Robin!
I love it!
Great! Then let's dig in.
No!
At long last, I have found my romantic soulmate!
You can't have feelings for a ball of meat!
It isn't even alive!
Yes, he the is.
The Mr. Beef Wellington is the proper gentleman.
I say, my dear, you look absolutely breathtaking!
Why, thank you, the Mr. Beef Wellington.
You are quite the handsome yourself.
Would you care to join me for an evening jaunt in my motor carriage?
We can nibble on crumpets and partake in the visual delights of the city.
Oh, why, yes. I would very much enjoy the that.
Listen, you overcooked sack of meat!
This is my date and I'm not going to sit by and let you ruin it!
Unhand me, you brute!
Or else I shall give you a swift pummeling.
I'd like to see you try!
I'm sorry, my dear, but that ruffian had to be taught a lesson.
Now, shall we be off?
Indeed!
Well, Star definitely found romance.
So, now do you believe in the power of horoscopes?
Not at all! Starfire has always fallen in love with inanimate objects.
The girl's crazy.
I wish I was an inanimate object.
Oh, man, I's hungry.
How about pizza?
You know what would liven that right up?
Some anchovies!
Wait a second, Cyborg,
I don't think you should eat those.
- Why not? - Because Saturn is in equinox,
which means, you should avoid sudden changes.
Whatever! Ain't no planet going to tell me what to eat.
See?
It's just a bunch of...
Baloney...
- Oh. - Cyborg, check it out.
Look who's changing the light bulb all by himself.
And the Mr. Beef Wellington and I got the engaged.
We are the madly in love.
And I's made this suit out of all my monies.
So, now's I look like a million bucks.
You hear that, Cyborg? Good things come when you follow your horoscope.
That's it! This baloney has gone on long enough.
What are you doing, bro?
Destroying this stupid book, so I won't have to hear about
this astrology nonsense ever again.
Stop! The forces of the zodiac are not to be trifled with.
Baloney!
Ahhh! My legs!
My love!
My money!
Nice going, Cyborg!
You just ruined astrology for all of us, fool!
No, I didn't. It was never real to begin with.
Whoa! What was that!
Titans! To the roof!
Look, a shooting star!
That's not a star.
It's the Zodiac.
It sure looks angry.
Of course, it's angry. Cyborg just destroyed its book.
Still think it's...
Definitely not baloney.
Come on, guys. Let's take it down.
This is your fight.
We will not be the helping.
Well, that Zodiac doesn't have no beef with us, bro!
My powers are no match for this guy.
The planets are the only thing that can affect the zodiac, Cyborg.
Only true believers can harness their powers.
I believe! I believe!
I believe!
Planet power!
Venus! Mars!
Neptune, Jupiter!
Mercury! Saturn!
Ha!
Uranus!
- I did it, guys. - I knew you would.
Your horoscope said you would overcome a great challenge today.
And to watch out for speeding trains.
That's baloney.