Happy birthday, dude.
We love celebrating the triple b-day.
What a great idea it was
to have it on the roof this year.
Celebration!
Ain't nothing gonna ruin my b-day this year.
Huh?
Hey, looks. Even Trigon showed up to celebrate my b-day.
What's up, Big T?
What? I'm not here for your pathetic birthday party.
I'm here to take my little sweetie home so we can celebrate
her birthday party.
No way, mama.
It's your birthday too?
That's correct. Raven's demon side is turning
16,000 years old today.
So I'm throwing her a sinister 16 party.
Absolutely not.
Ooh. That sounds the delightful.
No, Star. Sinister 16 parties are hardly the delightful.
In fact, they're notorious for turning
teenage girls into horrible, spoiled monsters.
Come on, Raven. It can't be that bad.
Plus, we never get to celebrate you.
Yeah. Come to think of it, we celebrated Beast Boy's birthday,
Starfire's birthday, Robin's fake birthday,
Birdarang's birthday, Beast Boy's birthday
and a whole mess of other dummies.
Except for you, Ray.
It is time to celebrate the friend Raven.
Not happening.
Come on, my little dumpling.
A sinister 16 party is an important part of every young demon's life.
And don't forget about your magical birthday wish.
Magical birthday wish?
Yes. When you make a wish on an Azarathian birthday cake,
that wish actually comes true.
Girl, you'd be crazy to pass up a magic candle.
Think about it, Raven.
If we go to Azarath, you can wish for anything in the universe.
Yo, T, it's my birthday too.
You thinks I can get in on one of them magic wishes?
Of course you can.
Oh, snap. Forget the roof party. We gots to go to Azarath.
Mmm. I don't know.
The emotional powers in play at a sinister 16 party are intense.
We'll make sure you keep them emotions in check, mama. Please.
- I needs that wish. - But...
Please. Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please.
Ugh. Fine. If you stop being pathetic we can go.
Yeah, baby!
Sinister 16 party, here we come!
Pop the door!
You rented a party bus?
No expense is spared for my little Raven's sinister 16.
Huh, little Raven, Raven, Raven?
Oh, Beast Boy, what are you gonna wish for, anyway?
Ooh. I know what you should wish for.
A leg press machine, so we can all strengthen our glutes.
Or you could wish for the exotic house kitty.
I think you should wish for a team vacation to Mypos.
You know, that sweet island Balki was from on Perfect Strangers.
Na, son. Imma wish for a red bicycle.
Just like the one I had when I was a kid, yo.
I loved that bike so much.
My rich neighbor tried to buy it from me,
but I told him I wouldn't sell it for all the money in the world.
But one day, while I was cruising the mall, my bike got stolen.
Ever since that day, I've wished that me and my bike would be reunited.
And now that's we're going to Azarath,
it looks like that wish will be finally coming true, yo.
Wow, Beast Boy. Talk about a garbage wish.
Dude, you can ask for anything, and all you want is a stupid bicycle?
Also, that wasn't even a bicycle. It had three wheels.
It is clearly the waste of the perfectly good birthday wish.
No, it ain't.
We're here.
Everybody out.
- What a cool house. - Suburbs.
Time for the birthday girl to put on her party dress.
Seriously, Dad? You know that I hate pink.
Oops. Okay. Okay. Purple it is.
No! I want it black!
Easy, mama. You looks dope now. Don't stress it.
Sorry. I don't know what got into me.
Hello, hello. Look who's home. It's the birthday girl.
This is Raven's grandmother.
Oh, my badness. You have grown so much.
- My little Rachel. - Thanks, Nana.
Trigontholomew, did you pick up my Epsom salts?
No, Mother. I forgot.
Oh, you can enslave an entire dimension,
but you can't pick up your mother's Epsom salts.
You know I got the granny legs. Feet getting all swole.
And you all remember Raven's brothers.
Hello. May I join you on the foot, little ones?
And over here, we have Uncle Grim.
Very nice to meet you... ... Mr. Grim.
Now, you cut that out, Grim.
This is a party. You leave your work at home.
What happened? Where am I?
Okay, everyone.
It is now time for the daddy-daughter dance.
No way. I am not dancing with you.
But I've brushed up on all the latest dance crazes.
I can do the camel walk, the funky chicken and the stanky leg.
Woo! Terrible. Just terrible.
You got two left hooves, boy. You did not get that from me.
- Not helping, Mother. - Dad, you're embarrassing me.
Friend Raven, you must do the relaxing.
Your father may have the moves of the lameness,
but he is just trying to show you that he cares.
Whatever.
Hit it, boys.
See, Raven? Dancing with your old man isn't so bad.
Yeah. Let's shake them tail feathers, yo.
Would you care to dance?
Ooh. Aah. I thought you'd never ask.
Girl's got some moves.
Mother, we have guests.
Ooh. Mr. Grim, you are quite the talented dancer.
Excuse me. The lady is with me.
Grim, what I say? You leave that boy alone.
I'm okay!
Well, that was fun. Time to open your presents.
This one is from your uncle.
Ugh. Smells like death.
I hate it.
Easy now. It's the thought that counts. Right?
And this one is from me and your nana.
We made it ourselves.
Ooh. A raggedy old blanket.
This is exactly what I did not want!
That took a millennium to make.
I hate all my presents. They're so lame.
Why didn't you get me something cool, like a pretty Pegasus?
Why didn't you say so?
I told you I hate pink!
I think the friend Raven is starting to lose the cool.
If this party goes on any longer, she's going to lose control completely.
I know.
But we's almost to the part where
we gets to make our birthday wishes.
I wish that I was all-powerful,
so that I could destroy everyone and have whatever I want!
Oh, they grow up so fast.
You have to shut this party down.
It's literally turned Raven into a spoiled monster.
Of course it has.
That's the whole point of a sinister 16 party.
My little Raven has finally come of age.
So proud of you, honey.
Titans, it's up to us to stop her.
But she is the unstoppable.
Her sixteen-ish self-centeredness has made her way too powerful.
Happy birthday to me.
Oh, man.
I wish we never went to this stupid party.
That's it. Beast Boy, you can use your birthday wish to end this.
But what about my bicycle?
Forget about the bicycle, man. Just make the wish.
Save us, Beast Boy.
I wish...
We're back!
And everything's back to normal.
I'm sorry, guys.
I can't believe how quickly that party turned me into a monster.
And, Beast Boy, I'm sorry that you had to give up your bicycle wish to save us.
What you talking about? My bicycle's right here.
Ah! What did you do to me?
I wished for everything to go back to normal
and for Robin to be transformed into my long-lost bicycle.
Ding, ding.
What a garbage wish.
I gots to go now. See y'all next time.
Whee...
Well, okay, then.