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Oh, just say your thing
already, dude.

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I have received
a correspondence

3
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of the most
consequential nature.

4
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Why's you talking so weird?

5
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Is friend Robin having
the concussion?

6
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I've got some important mail.

7
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It's an invitation to the
Wayne Manor Regency Ball.

8
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Stop!

9
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This isn't a typical
house party.

10
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It's a rich people party.

11
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A sophisticated affair

12
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in a world of wealth,
refinement and manners.

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Will they have party size
potato chips?

14
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No!

15
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More importantly,
there are rumors
that Bruce Wayne

16
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will finally name an heir
to his manor.

17
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It could only go
to a true gentleman.

18
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A master of conversation,
grace and manners.

19
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Let me guess.

20
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You think you're
that true gentleman?

21
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Of course.

22
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Ooh, the ball sounds
the romantic.

23
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Yeah, about that.

24
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I think this party
is a bit too fancy
for your tastes.

25
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But, but, but...

26
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Exactly.

27
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It's always butts
with you guys.

28
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Now, promise not to go.

29
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Fine.

30
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We promise not to go.

31
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Good. Now,
if you'll all excuse me,
I must prepare for the ball.

32
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Presenting the ruler
of Atlantis, defender of seas
and friend to fish

33
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Arthur Curry, the Aquaman.

34
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And that's why no man is a man
without a personal chef.

35
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Presenting Raven, daughter
of Trigon the Terrible.

36
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What?

37
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Half man, half machine,
all handsome.

38
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Sir Cyborg. Booyah.

39
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The princess who will do
the good socializing

40
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and is the fanciest
of the schmanciest,

41
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Starfire.

42
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And the illest, chillest,
never going to get your Phyllis

43
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nonstop party train
this place about to go insane,

44
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super duke, Beast Boy.

45
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This place is amazing.

46
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Alfred will introduce you
however you want, yo.

47
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What are you guys doing here?

48
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A super duke goes
where he pleases.

49
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Speaking of which,

50
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Alfred, I gots to tinkle.

51
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You know what to do.

52
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Presenting the illest, chillest...

53
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I am going to be the butterfly
that is the social.

54
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Just don't embarrass me, okay?

55
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Be cool, have an hors d'oeuvre,
watch a pheasant race.

56
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Pheasant race?

57
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I've never seen
a pheasant race before.

58
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I've never seen a pheasant.

59
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I could get used to this place.

60
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Yeah, I'll be sure
to let you visit.

61
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Or maybe I'll be sure
to let you visit.

62
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- What?
- I is as gentlemanly
as you, fool.

63
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Why can't I be the heir?

64
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You know, I'd look good
as a bust.

65
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Fine. A gentleman-off it is.

66
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The first essential
gentleman skill
is conversation.

67
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A true gentleman entrances
a party through words alone.

68
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I'm gonna crush
this conversation, yo.

69
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I's a great listener.

70
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Gentlemen don't listen.
They're too busy speaking.

71
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Just because a pig has a pen,
doesn't mean he can write.

72
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Yo! What was that?

73
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A mildly amusing pun.

74
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One of the tools
in the conversational arsenal.

75
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Like stories of being rich
or philosophical nonsense.

76
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Philosophical nonsense?

77
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Is the sky blue
or is everything else
simply not blue?

78
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I thinks I get it.

79
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Washed hands
are never cleaneth.

80
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Trees are just tall bushes.

81
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A chair is a table you sit on.

82
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The holiest cheese is Swiss.

83
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Uh, a light switch?

84
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Why's you gotta switch
between lights?

85
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Weekends are also week starts.

86
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Don't fish for compliments
without bait.

87
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I once met a governor.

88
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Consider yourself gentleman-ed.

89
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You have the shiny trident.
And you have the shiny tiara.

90
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Have you considered the dating?

91
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Joy! I have created
the love connection.

92
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Oh, so many of the guests
look the lonely.

93
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I must do more
of the matchmaking.

94
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I believe you two
were meant for each other.

95
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Please do not question
the heart.

96
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So cool!

97
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Who's the favorite
in the next race?

98
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Hmm. Looks like the favorite
is Pumpkin Gold Hairnet.

99
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Ooh, he's fast.

100
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Wait, who's that?

101
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That's Thanksgiving Leftovers.

102
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Aw, it says here
she's never won.

103
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And nobody believes in her.

104
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That's so sad.

105
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Raven, we're going to make
Thanksgiving Leftovers
a champion.

106
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The next gentleman skill...
The Dance.

107
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Yo, I's a master dancer.

108
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What the...

109
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What's going on now?

110
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This is Regency Dance.

111
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It's about grace, control...

112
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and elegance.

113
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Regency dance?
Why didn't you say so?

114
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Oh yeah, boy. Check this out.

115
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Consider yourself
gentleman-ed, fool.

116
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I believe you two
are the lovely couple.

117
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And you two are also the match.

118
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And you the match. The match.

119
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The match. The match.
The match. The match.

120
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All right,
Thanksgiving Leftovers,

121
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we are gonna get you
into shape.

122
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Lift, Thanksgiving Leftovers.
Lift!

123
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All right!

124
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Yes, Thanksgiving Leftovers.
You're doing it.

125
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- Yeah!
- Whoo!

126
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Ooh. Okay,
Thanksgiving Leftovers.
We believe in you.

127
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No, no, don't look at
Pumpkin Gold Hairnet.

128
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Focus.

129
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Pheasants, on your marks.

130
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Ready!

131
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Steady!

132
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- Go!
Yeah!

133
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- Run Thanksgiving Leftovers.
- We believe in you!
Yeah, awesome!

134
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Woo-hoo!

135
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Lefts!
We believe in you!

136
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Yay!

137
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Woo-hoo! Yeah!

138
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Looks like the heir
will be decided by
their dining etiquette.

139
00:08:03,785 --> 00:08:06,831
Beast Boy, you love salad.
You go first.

140
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Okay, I'll just, uh...

141
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Oh, what's the matter?

142
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Can't find the salad fork?

143
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No, no, no. I's a gentleman.
I know it's, uh, this one.

144
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- Ha! That's a fish fork.
- I meant this one.

145
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Fruit fork.

146
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Fruit don't need no fork.

147
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Dinner fork, soup spoon,
butter knife, butter spoon,

148
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nut scoop, ham fork, ham spoon
and finally, salad fork.

149
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I did it.
I'm the gentlemanliest
gentleman.

150
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Go Robin, you're the gentleman.

151
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You're so proper.
Gets the manor.

152
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Ooh, ooh.

153
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Dancing on the table, bro?
Uh-uh.

154
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Not very gentlemanly.

155
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In fact, one might
call it uncouth.

156
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What did you call me?

157
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You heard me. You's uncouth.

158
00:09:01,103 --> 00:09:03,235
That's not a word
to use lightly.

159
00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:08,980
I challenge you to a duel.

160
00:09:09,024 --> 00:09:11,200
Oh-ho-ho. I know you did not
just slap me

161
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with your baby hand glove.

162
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A duel, good sir,

163
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to end this rivalry
once and for all.

164
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I'ma duel on your face, son.

165
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You know the rules of the duel.

166
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Everybody knows the rules
to badminton, fool.

167
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Ha! I's got advantage.

168
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Oops. Racket slipped.

169
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You meant to do that, yo.

170
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If I did, there's nothing wrong
with a little gamesmanship.

171
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Gamesmanship?
I'll show you gamesmanship.

172
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How's that for gamesmanship?

173
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It's on.

174
00:10:13,392 --> 00:10:18,658
I am pleased to announce
that Master Wayne has chosen
the heir to Wayne Manor.

175
00:10:18,702 --> 00:10:20,312
Finally.

176
00:10:20,356 --> 00:10:23,707
Wayne Manor will be left to
Master Wayne's new bride,

177
00:10:23,750 --> 00:10:27,493
champion race pheasant,
Thanksgiving Leftovers.

178
00:10:27,537 --> 00:10:28,755
What?

179
00:10:28,799 --> 00:10:31,062
I was the one who matched them.

180
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No!

