Episode Title: "EEBOWS"
Guys, guys, guys.
I have a superpower.
I have a superpower!
I think I speak for all of us when I say, "Yeah, right."
No, really. I'm invincible.
Well, a very specific part of my elbow is.
See this little flap of skin?
It doesn't hurt when I pinch it.
See? I feel nothing.
Oh, yeah. I gots one of those things, too, yo.
See? Don't feel a thing neither.
We've all got that.
There's nothing special. Or super about it.
Ah, man!
I really thought I had a super power this time.
Oh, well, who wants to have a pinching party?
Pinching party! Pinching party!
Pinch, pinch, pinch, pinch.
Hey, easy on the pinching.
No, it's okay. You can't even feel it.
We can't, but the Eebows can.
Did you say "Eebows?" Pinch, pinch.
Pinch, pinch, pinch, pinch.
Pinch, pinch, pinch...
Stop!
Who said that?
It was me.
What is that thing?
That's an Eebow.
I am no ordinary Eebow.
I am Auggie, emperor of the Eebows,
and I am ordering you to leave my Eebow brethren alone.
But they are the so very cute.
And so much fun to pinch.
- Pinch, pinch, pinch... - Enough!
Eebows, emerge!
Hey, I can't bend my arms.
Me neither.
They lock, no matter what I is.
And I have the itch upon my chin.
And they're powerless to do the scratching.
Well, this is what happens when you've got no Eebows in your elbows.
That is right, because we are the ones who allow all the bending.
Great. We've all learned something about human anatomy today.
Now, can you please reattach to us,
so we can get on with our pinching party?
No. There shall be no more pinching.
You mean like this?
Perhaps, this is how he means.
The pinch, the pinch, the pinch...
Cut it out. That is enough!
No, it's not,
'cause this pinching party's going all night, baby.
Pinch, pinch, pinch...
Oh, my, God. They're just so pinchable.
Pinch, pinch, pinch, pinch.
I said enough!
We help you eat.
We help you brush your teeth.
We bend over backwards for you,
and this is how you repay us?
With pinching parties?
Well, the party is over.
Come on, Eebows. Let's ditch these insufferable ingrates.
Yeah? Well, there's nothing special about you anyway.
We don't need you,
you useless flaps of meat!
Useless flaps of meat? Wow.
Wow!
Great. Now what?
I don't know. It's not that big a deal.
Without the Eebows, we cannot do the bending of the arms.
It's all locked up.
Don't worry, Titans.
We've overcome bigger challenges than this before,
and I'm sure that with a little bit of patience and perseverance,
we can all go on to lead perfectly normal lives.
You'll see...
Here, brushie, brushie, brush.
I can't do my push-ups.
Uh...
Help! I can't wipe my bum-bum!
Titans, I was wrong about not needing Eebows.
Life has proven difficult without them.
Never knew how important those little flaps of meat were, yo.
You can say that again.
We need to find our Eebows and forced them to reattach themselves.
Ingrates of Jump City,
no longer will you hold us captive
under the crevices of your arms.
Those who do the bending
will bend to you no more.
Eebows, emerge!
The Eebows are rising up.
And the arms of the people are locking up.
Listen, Auggie, this needs to stop. Now!
You're no match for my army of Eebows.
We have the power to bend anything.
Eebows, eliminate them.
There's so many of them.
Ow! Ow!
Excellent work, Eebows.
Now, join me.
By combining our powers,
we can bend the very fabric of space and time itself.
- What's happening? - We need cover. Quick, under here.
What is this place?
It's some sort of Eebow city.
When Auggie bent the space time continuum,
he must have created an alternate reality
where Eebows reign supreme.
They really did it. Those maniacs!
Curse them. Curse them all!
What is that?
I think it's some kind of alarm.
The Eebow Council will see you now.
Eebow Council?
Ow! Keep your filthy mitts off us, you dirty... Ow!
Stop, stop. Stop that. Too hard. Ow!
Well, well, well.
If it isn't those wretched pinchers, the Teen Titans.
This council finds you guilty of crimes against Eebows.
And as punishment for your vile acts,
you are now sentenced to a lifetime of bending.
What do you want us to bend, yo?
Everything.
You, bend over and be my chair.
You, bend over and be my table.
You, bend this penne pasta into elbow macaroni.
You, bend over backward and pick up my fork.
You, bend my straw.
Bend the knee. Put a bend in the road.
Bend the rules.
Bend an ear.
Bend this, bend that, bend here, bend there.
Bend, bend, bend!
This bending be too much, yo.
I am the all bended out.
Can't. Bend. Anymore.
Fine. Take a short break. You look thirsty.
Why don't you get yourself a drink of water?
That's so funny.
Oh, it hurts.
Of course. Everyone has a weakness.
For Eebows, it's their funny bones.
If we get them to laugh hard enough,
maybe we can break it.
Titans, make 'em laugh.
Ow!
Okay.
Okay, please stop.
You've broken all of our funny bones.
We'll do whatever you want.
So you'll reattach to us and unbend reality?
Yes, yes, oh...
Just please don't make us laugh anymore.
Ow!
Oh, it feels so good to bend our arms again.
It's funny how you can take something so small for granted.
It's also funny watching Robin trying to drink water,
and spilling it all over his face.
Yeah! That was a real knee-slapper.
We are the Kneebows and we demand that you stop slapping us.
Oh, no. Not again.
I can't feel my legs.
Ah, get back here!