Episode Title: "Batman's Birthday Gift"
You're probably wondering,
"How did we arrive at this moment?"
Well, I remember it like it was yesterday.
Which is weird 'cause this happened today.
What's you got there, yo?
What? This?
It's only the best birthday gift Batman will ever receive.
Aw, man, not this again.
What?
Every year, you try to win the Batman's approval
by giving him the perfect birthday gift.
And every year you end up the disappointed.
Stop torturing yourself, bro.
It's never gonna happen.
Yes, it will
because this year I'm going to deliver this gift myself.
So Batman can see how much hard work
I've put into his birthday.
Wow, so you're going to drive all the way to Gotham city,
just to get on Batman's good side?
That's right.
Well I'm sorry to put a damper on your plans, my man,
but the T-car is in the shop.
Not a problem. I can take the bus.
No way! He's gonna ride the bus?
We love riding the bus.
You can take a nap while you travel.
And they make those sweet bus noises like...
and...
nd...
And the wheels on the bus go the round and the round
all through the town.
Can we's come along?
- Ooh, please? - The please?
I suppose I could use the company.
Great, then it's settled.
Gotham city here we come.
Ow.
Sweet! It's empty.
It looks like we gots our own party bus, yo.
Hmm, guess we're not the only passengers.
Well, I for the one am excited
to meet our delightful new friends.
Hi.
Relax, Star. There's nothing to be afraid of.
They're just clowns.
Hey, who you calling a clown?
I'm just clowning ya.
So you are not the evil clowns
who wish to drag us into the sewer?
No, we're fun clowns
on the way to the Clown Convention.
Lots of face painting, balloon shaping,
and magic tricks, wow.
It's the best day of the year.
You guys wanna come?
We got extra costumes.
Oh, we'd love to but we're on a very important miss...
- Yes. - We're in.
Hurray.
Beastie, spraying a clown in the face
is like the most offensive thing you can do in clown culture.
How's I supposed to know that?
Get him.
I can't believe this.
I know right,
you cause one little fight and they kick you off the bus.
The nerve of those dudes!
No, I can't believe I let you guys tag along.
Now, we're stranded out in the middle of Nowhere.
Relax, dude, maybe Raven's spell book can help.
- Uh-oh. - What is the wrong?
I think I left my spell book on the bus.
"Azarath Metrion Zinthos?"
Great, at this rate we're never gonna get to Gotham City.
Look on the bright side,
now we have an excuse to check out some of the local sites.
There you Rodeo clowns are!
We've been looking all over for you.
Rodeo clowns?
Huh? Whoa!
Wow!
Oh, look, friends. It is the 10-gallon milk hat.
Howdy the partner?
Yep-yep-yee!
Bull riders this way.
I am getting the hang of this.
Wow, she's doing really well.
I'm just relieved we don't have to go in there.
Go get 'em, clowns.
Titans, let's get out of here.
Woah, there, there.
You've tamed the beast, Star.
Oh, he is no beast. He is my friend.
And I have named him Lactose Free Cowmilk.
Now go.
Go and be free, Lactose, my gentle friend.
You know what that beautiful display of friendship
reminds me of?
The fact that I'm running out of time
to get this gift to Batman.
Chill, bro, we'll get you there.
But how?
We could do that.
Yeehaw.
Well, that's a helpful coincidence.
Please, what is the Gurning?
Gurning is when you contort your face
into a grotesque expression.
Like this.
Or this.
That be hilarious, yo.
That car will be ours.
Titans, go to the Tri-county Gurning Championship.
Woah! Check this place out.
So many of the people,
with so few of the teeth.
I can't believe this is an actual sport.
It's not as easy as it looks,
it takes years of practicing
poor oral hygiene and a few minutes of Gurn training.
Titans, keep your eyes on the prize.
Ladies and gentlemen,
let the Gurning begin.
Oh, yeah, I'mma gurn it up.
I yearn for the gurn.
Feel the gurn.
I don't gurn.
Don't worry, team, I got this.
I was born to gurn.
Ladies and Gurnlemen.
The moment you've all been gurning for...
The Gurning Finals.
In the red corner is Cyborg.
And in the blue corner, the six-time gurning champion
Potato face.
Gentlemen, get your gurn on.
You've gots this, Cy.
The winner... Cyborg.
Nobody cares about that.
We just won a car.
Gah! This is a disaster.
We're still stuck here.
And we don't even know where "here" is.
Friends, look.
It's the clown bus, yo.
Those clowns must have used my spell book
and accidentally turned themselves into fish zombies.
Run!
Oh, this looks like the end.
Any moment, those fish zombies are gonna rip us limb from limb.
And the worst part is that I have once again
failed to get Batman's approval.
Lactose!
Nothing's fate honey.
I can't wait to see the look on Batman's face
when he opens this.
Ooh, what does the note say?
Just leave the gift, then?
What else does it say?
Nothing just, "Your pal, Batman."
I am sorry, friend Robin.
Sorry? For what?
Did you hear that?
"Your pal, Batman."
I'm Batman's pal!
You're not Batman's pal, 'cause I'm Batman's pal.
I'm pretty sure that wasn't directed at...
You're not Batman's pal, 'cause I'm Batman's pal.