What up, yo?
Gah! H-How did you know I was down here?
You are not as stealthy as you think.
So, what're you doing down here?
I'm going to organize the evidence room.
Ooh, we've never been in there before.
And I intend to keep it that way.
You're way too out of control to be around such
sensitive material.
We most certainly are the not.
If anything, you's trying to control us too much.
You're a total control freak.
I'm not a control freak. I'm your cool leader.
Speaking of cool leaders, what's Batman doing here?
Batman!
Hey! Get out of there!
- Hmm. - Ooh!
Wow.
Ugh! Okay, fine, you can stay but this room is filled with
all kinds of dangerous gadgets.
So, you need to be careful.
Relax, dude. We will be careful.
Yo, guys, check out Dr. Light's laser.
- Put that back! - Check it out, y'all.
I'm the Brain.
Welcome to your doom, Titans.
Get out of there, Cyborg!
Ooh, I remember this.
It's Brother Blood's hypnosis helmet.
Whoa! Take that off, Raven.
Not until you cluck like a chicken.
Now, that's enough.
Ooh, look friends.
I have found the remote that belongs to the Control Freak.
Whoa, give me that, Star.
There's no telling what that thing can do.
Oh, very well.
I shall enjoy using the rocket launcher instead. Whoo!
Whoa!
Stop! You guys are out of control!
No, we're not.
We are just having the fun.
Well, your fun is destroying valuable evidence.
I wish I could put you all on pause.
I don't believe this.
It actually worked.
This is amazing.
What just happened?
And why does my face hurt?
This remote has the ability to control your movements.
And if it can do that, I wonder what else it can do.
Try hitting the "Info" button.
You are Robin, member of the Teen Titans.
You enjoy investing in rental properties.
You desperately seek attention
- and you train for hours... - Gah! Too much info! Too much info!
La-la-la-la!
What did you do to our heads?
I just pressed the "Swap" button.
Well, swap 'em back, bro.
That was not cool, Robin!
Oh, "Brighten" up, Raven.
You're right, Robin.
I shouldn't be upset with that adorable face of yours.
Just look at those cute little cheeks.
I just wanna pinch 'em.
Yes, I do, Yes I do.
Too bright! Too bright!
I'm gonna eat your face!
Too dark! Too dark!
Let's just keep you on "Default."
What does the "Sap" button do?
I don't know, Star. Let's find out.
Speaking Spanish...
Goal!
Okay, Robin, you've had your fun.
Now, let us have the turn.
Forget it. I finally have the power to control you guys.
I'm not giving that up.
No, c'mon, man. You shouldn't get to control us.
Now, give us that remote, fool.
No!
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- That's mine. - Hands off!
Gimme the remote.
Nice going.
You hit the "Parental Lock" button and now we're locked
inside this room.
Well, do you know the code?
No, I don't know the code.
Don't worry, y'all.
I'll get that door open.
Yes! Gabba goo!
Wait!
Oops, my bad.
That door is made of reflective steel.
Lasers aren't gonna work on it.
So, what did you expect us to do?
I want you to sit in that corner and promise me
you won't touch anything.
You don't have to treat us like a bunch of babies.
No? That's exactly what I should do.
Mama!
This way, Pain Bot can keep an eye on you while
I find a way out of here.
Pain.
Now, let's see.
This door has a steel hammer lock.
- There are no air vents. - Pain.
Pain Bot, please, I'm thinking.
Pain, pain.
Pain, pain, pain, pain, pain...
No, no, no. Put that down.
You're gonna hurt yourself.
No, it's mine.
Ow!
That's better.
Yum-yum-yum-yum.
Gah! Eject!
Whee!
Phew! That was close.
Robin.
Look at the me!
I've got you! I've got you!
Ah, this isn't working.
You're even more out of control than you were as teenagers.
What did you expect? We're babies.
I know.
I can keep you guys under control and get some
helpful advice
by fast-forwarding you to a more mature age.
Okay, Titans,
I need your combined wisdom to help get us out of here.
Uh, what?
I said I need help breaking down this door.
What did he say?
- I do not know. - Beats me.
Try speaking the up, dear.
I said I need help escaping!
No, thank you. I'd rather take a nap.
Now, where's the "Sleep" button.
You know, I was once trapped in a room just like this.
How did you get out?
Well, to tell you that story,
I first have to tell you about the time
I took the trolley down to the city to buy myself a lemon.
Just get to the point.
Now, in those days,
lemons only cost a nickel, and ice cream only cost
a penny.
I don't care much for ice cream though on account of my dentures.
Back then, the color purple was called strange blue.
This fella...
in front of my house.
on account of my big bladder.
and that was the time when
baseball saved Christmas.
Ugh! Just forget it.
It is the okay, honey. We can help you.
Really? How?
By doing what seniors do best.
Criticizing your every move.
No, no, no, not like that, you dummy.
You are doing it all the wrong.
Would you two get off my back?
Okay.
But you're gonna need more power than that
to get through that door.
More power?
That's it!
Oops.
What's goin' on?
Did I pass in my sleep?
No, I just hit the "Power" button and now we're on the "Input" screen.
I'll give you some input.
- You're a blockhead! - That's it!
I've had enough of your senior sass!
Now, I just need to figure out which input reality is on.
Is it HDMI1?
No, that's the DVD player.
HDMI2?
No, that's the VCR.
Will you just hand over the remote and let us figure it out?
No, I got this situation under control!
Wait. I can get us back by pressing the "Back" button.
Oh, man, Robin just "backed" us into my war movie.
Take cover!
Yeah. Just get us out of here before we get
blown to pieces.
Then, maybe it's the "Game" button.
That ain't it, bro.
I know, we could escape using "Picture-in-picture."
That asteroid is gonna hit us any moment.
You got to hand over that remote, Robin,
and let us fix this before we all die.
No, I'm in control!
But, every time you try to control things,
you only make 'em worse!
Listen to me, Robin. You must do the letting of the go.
Fine!
Take it.
Now, how're we gonna get out of here?
Try the "Rewind" button.
But, that only turned us into babies.
Unless...
Aim it over there, Cyborg.
You got it.
You're way too out of control to be around
such sensitive material.
Wait. Didn't we do this already?
It worked. We're out.
Thank you, Titans.
I see now that some things are beyond my control.
That's right, yo.
You can't control us, fool.
We are who we are.
Now, we should probably put that remote some place safe,
so it won't do any more harm.
But first, I think it's time we got a little payback.
Wait, what?
Speaking Spanish...
Go-a-a-a-a-a-a-a...
..a-a-a-a-a-a-a-l!
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