Episode Title: "Whodundidit?" Aired on: May 23, 2022.
I love house sitting for Bruce Wayne.
Oh, the yes. It is the so much fun.
Hey, hey, hey! Stop it, you two.
Ha-ha. Check the sword out, yo.
Put that back.
Careful, Cyborg.
That priceless antique has been in the Wayne family
for generations.
Relax, dude. I'll be careful.
Yo, Be as tie, go long!
I got it. My bad.
Would you guys cut it out?
I promised Bruce that nothing bad would happen while he's gone.
Where is the B'man, anyway?
He's on a mission to track down Clayface.
You mean the fearsomest of the foes made from the modeling clay?
That's the one.
Now, listen, I'm going to put this back in the study,
so promise me you won't touch anything while I'm gone.
We promise not to touch anything.
But we didn't promise not to shoot anything.
Raven, pull.
Someone's in trouble.
Aah!
What is all of the commotion?
I heard a strange noise coming from this bathroom,
and look, somebody killed Bruce Wayne's toilet.
So what? It's just a toilet, dude.
This isn't just a toilet.
This is Bruce's personal toilet,
and when he finds out it's dead, there's no telling
what he'll do to us.
Relax, Robin.
It's not like Bruce Wayne's the type of guy that goes
around seeking vengeance.
Are you crazy? It's all about vengeance with that guy.
Which is why we need to figure out who's responsible,
so the rest of us will be spared from his terrible punishment.
- Well, wasn't me. - Or the me.
It wasn't us neither, yo.
Well, it had to be one of you,
and if no one is willing to come forward,
then I'll just have to solve this mystery
using some fancy detective work.
Voila.
Sorry, like, what's with the outfit, Robin?
It's elementary, my Dear Raven.
You have to look fancy in order to do a fancy detective work.
But your coat has the tiny cape.
Ha-ha, and the hat's got two brims, yo.
You don't look fancy, you look ridiculous.
What a dweeb!
Silence!
Now, follow me, Titans, for you are about to witness
the fanciest detective work the world has ever seen.
Ooh, that sure is some fancy detective work, Robin.
Give it up, bro. You ain't gonna find nothing in there.
Oh, really? Then what is this?
The garbage that is the useless?
No, it's proof that Beast Boy killed Bruce Wayne's toilet.
Aah.
See, his footprint matches the one on the toilet paper.
But why would Beast Boy have done it?
To hide his secret love affair.
Oh, snap! Bruce Wayne's got that good
triple ply toilet paper.
Triple ply.
Oh, wow.
This stuff is so much softer than that cheap stuff Robin buys.
Man, I love this stuff.
But Beast Boy's love affair didn't end there.
Oh, no. He became obsessed with it, then wasted the entire roll.
Yo, Be as tie, you in there?
But he didn't wish to get caught.
So he flushed it all down the toilet until it choked!
Robin's right, yo. I did waste all that good toilet paper.
But then I fished it out and used it to TP his motorcycle.
- What? Why? - So friend Beast Boy
is the innocent. Hooray!
But what about you, Lady Star fire?
When was the last time you used that bathroom?
To do the brushing of the teeth.
Hmm, was that the only thing you did in there,
or did you also kill Bruce Wayne's toilet?
Huh? Huh?
Why would Star fire do it? She loves inanimate objects.
Because she went too far.
Hello there, friend.
The greetings. My name is Captain Toothpaste,
and I fight the germs.
Oh, really? Well, I am the terrible toilet
and I am going to spread my germs all over this bathroom.
Not today, potty mouth, for I am going to clean up your act.
We'll just see about that... grenade spray!
Ugh!
Heated seat singe!
Aah, this warm seat is making me mildly uncomfortable.
Blow dryer blast.
Oh, no. I am the no match for him.
Yes, you are.
You just need to strengthen your enamel and brighten your smile.
Four out of five dentists survey agreed you can do this.
You are right.
Cleaning that toilet may be the dirty job, but somebody has to do it.
Toothpaste attack! Doo do doo!
No! That toothpaste
is going to clog my drain.
Robin is correct.
Captain Toothpaste and the terrible toilet
did do the battling.
But then, Admiral Plunger swooped in to save the day.
Plunging power! Plunge!
Plunge, plunge...
See, I knew Star fire didn't do it.
Hmm, perhaps not.
But one of you is definitely hiding something.
We're not hiding anything
Quickly, Titans, apprehend him.
Aah.
Aha! You see this? It proves that Cyborg is our killer.
But for what reason, Robin?
Because he got in over his head.
Come on. Where is it?
It's got to be around here somewhere.
Booyah!
Time to lie down the pole, baby. Whee!
Whee!
Whee... Aah.
What? This isn't a pole.
It's a doo-doo pipe.
Man, Bruce Wayne is nasty.
I better fix this leak before I get in over my head.
Phew, that was close.
And so Cyborg caused one plumbing disaster
after another, which backed up the pipes
and killed the toilet.
It's true. I did cause those leaks,
but then I fixed them with my expert handiwork.
Booyah, good as new.
See, Robin, Cyborg didn't kill the toilet either.
No. But with that foul smelling breath of yours,
I'm beginning to suspect that you did.
Uhh. Why would I do it?
To get revenge for last Thanksgiving.
Hurry up. I really gotta go. I gotta go!
Pee-yew! Smells awful in there.
If you wanna strike fear into the hearts of criminals,
just give them a whiff of that.
Couldn't you have lit a bat-candle or something?
But the smell didn't end there.
Oh, no. It stunk up Raven's room for weeks
and drove her mad.
I can't take it anymore!
I must have my revenge!
And so she went to work consuming foods
that would turn her bowels into a ticking time bomb.
And once Raven got to Wayne Manor,
she released that bomb and killed the toilet.
He's right. I did set off a revenge bomb in that toilet.
But with all the fiber I ate it easily flushed away.
So if Mama Rae-Rae didn't kill the toilet,
then who done did it?
Alfred?
Of course, the butler did it.
But why, pray tell, would I do it, Master Robin?
So you could cover up a previous crime.
Oh, dear. I forgot to feed Master Bruce's fish,
- Bat fishy. - What's down here?
I must hide the evidence.
Yo, check this room out.
Whoo-hoo. I love house sitting for Bruce Wayne.
- Uhh, ow. Uhh, ow, ow. - This is so much fun.
Ha-ha. Check this sword out, yo.
Yo, Be as tie, go long!
I got it!
My bad.
Uhh.
Would you guys cut it out?
I promised Bruce that nothing bad would happen while he's gone.
Alfred then disposed of the body and clogged the toilet.
But Master Robin, that wasn't what happened at all...
Alfred killed your toilet, Bruce.
I did not. It was them.
Shhh...
Clayface?
So let me get this straight, Clayface was posing
as the toilet the whole time?
That's right.
With Batman hot on my tail, I decided to hide in this random mansion,
and disguised myself as a toilet to throw him off the scent.
But you Titans kept ruining that plan with your disgusting
bathroom behavior.
Which is why you faked the toilet's death, so we'd leave you alone.
That's right.
I may be a super villain,
but when it comes to using the bathroom,
you Titans are the real monsters.
Revenge bomb...
Oh. That's just nasty.
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