It's over, Brain.
You're too late, Titans.
You have no hope of defeating my new evil super suit!
Another super suit?
Like we have not seen the that before.
Titans, go.
Oh, no! The Teen Titans!
Hold up. Didn't they already rob this bank?
Heres we goes again.
Control Freak?
- Nope. - Been the there, done the that.
Us tired of fighting these fools.
We need some new villains, yo.
We do seem to be stuck in a rut.
But where do we find new villains?
Ooh, we could cause an accident at the chemical plant
and hope it mutates someone into a vengeful fiend.
No, that never works.
Believe me, I've tried.
I know how we can find some new villains!
How about we advertise?
Great idea, Cyborg.
I am sure we can attract all kinds of dangerous criminals
with a commercial.
Attention, all villains.
Are you tired of Batman kicking your booty?
Is your career in crime getting you nowhere?
Then apply to become the next enemy of the Teen Titans.
Our experienced team of superheroes can help you go from being a villain
to a super villain in a matter of weeks.
Plus our peaceful home of Jump City,
is the perfect place to start your reign of terror.
So what are you waiting for?
Get on the phone and apply today!
Okay. Looks like we've got a great prospect of villains.
Welcome, and thank you for coming out.
My pleasure.
Glad to be here.
I hope today is the start of a long, destructive relationship.
Let's get the ball rolling.
Please introduce yourselves.
I am Folding Paper Man,
before whom the world will soon tremble.
Positive attitude. I like that.
So, what superheroes have you worked with in the past?
I have used my amazing folding paper powers
to battle none other than the Justice League.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. And how did that work out for you?
Great! Until they crumpled me up and threw me in a trash can.
How the typical.
Mm-mm. Them fools fight dirty, yo.
We would never do that to you.
So, what evil schemes are you coming off of?
None recently, but I'm... I'm anxious to get back into villainy.
I went straight for a while and took a job at a scissors factory,
but I wasn't...
cut out for it.
- Too much? - Not at all.
Punning is an excellent villain asset.
Thank you.
Good morning.
I'm Bootface.
I've mostly worked with Batman who, uh,
left an imprint of his boot on my face.
So where do you sees yourself in five years, bro?
Uh, mainly continuing to work through the trauma of having a boot print
on my face!
Interesting. Yeah.
I see you've brought a weapon to show us.
Yes. I keep this on me at all times
'cause you never know when someone might try to stop you with their boot.
Right?
Oh! So you've got a paranoid obsession.
Okay, okay.
We like that in a villain.
Thank you.
And you, sir? Please introduce yourself.
Hi. Uh...
I'm 50% Chad.
Whoa! Check this dude out.
Are you even from the DC universe?
I've mostly fought the Doom Patrol.
At least I think I have. I've never actually met them face to face.
Because, as you can see, I have no face.
So to answer your question, maybe.
And are you available to be the full-time villain?
No. Part-time only.
There's a half a chance I won't even show up to fight you.
And I understand if you're not okay with that,
because I only half care.
Great.
Would you guys excuse us while we talk it over?
I love Chad.
He's so quirky and unpredictable.
Plus, he's only interested in part-time,
so we wouldn't have to fight him every week.
True. But the others have gimmicks that might be fun to battle.
I says we make them duke it out right here and hire the winner.
It would be the helpful to see them in the action.
I have an idea.
Well, you guys have made it hard to choose.
So we'd like you to commit a few crimes to help us determine
if we wanna fight you on a long term basis.
- Sounds good. - I like half that idea.
I would relish the chance to reveal my power.
Great. Then show us what you got.
And may the worst villain win!
Crime alert.
Already?
Wow. These new villains are really out to prove they can ruin our lives.
Ooh, so which one is it?
Folding Paper Man. And he's terrorizing the citizens of Jump City.
Titans, go!
Paper plates.
Paper pinatas. Paper wrapping paper.
So much wasted paper.
What do you people think?
Paper grows on trees?
The party's over, Folding Paper Man.
Teen Titans!
I was wondering when you'd show up.
So what have you got for us today?
Prepare to face my amazing power of...
Origami.
Hey, that tickles.
You seem impervious to my air attack.
But can you face the terror of my mighty warship?
This is the disappointing.
Can't you turn yourself into a cool crane or something?
No. Doing origami on my body is really hard.
I can only fold in half seven times.
See?
That's six.
Seven.
It hurts.
Thank you,
Folding Paper Man. We'll let you know.
It's Bootface.
Titans, go!
The bubblegum?
Aw, mans.
Getting stuck in gum is the worst.
What kind of a jerk leaves this much bubblegum in the middle of the road?
I'm that jerk.
And I'm gonna cover this entire city in gum.
So no one can kick me with their boots ever again.
We won't let you get away with it.
Go ahead and try.
You're stuck!
You can't kick me.
No, but we can punch you in your boot face.
Oh!
So do I get the job?
Ooh, we'll let you know.
So far, I have not been impressed with any of these new villains.
No, me neither, yo.
Oh!
I bet that explosion was caused by the 50% Chad.
And with any luck, he'll have something terrible in store for us.
Oh no. 50% Chad is destroying half of the city.
I was going to destroy the whole city,
but I only finish half of what I start.
That's okay, 50% Chad.
Now show us what you've got.
Agh! Help!
He's got me in a half nelson!
Half a pair of the wretched socks.
Ugh!
Let me at him!
He's doing the half step.
Can't resist, must join in.
Agh!
He clawed up half my body!
Agh!
Wait, wait!
I think we've seen enough, right, Titans?
You know it.
That fight was crazy.
And totally unexpected.
I thinks we found our man.
Or at the very least, half of our man.
Then from this day forward,
50% Chad is an official villain of the Teen Titans!
Wow, thanks, broskis.
I hope today is the start of a long, destructive relationship.
Us too, Fiddy.
Us too.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! You're going with him, instead of one of us?
That is so insulting.
Ooh, sorry fellas. We just think going forward, Chad's a better fit.
But I just upgraded my weaponry.
And I spent all day practicing my origami.
Ooh, we're sorry, guys.
But we only have room in our schedule to fight one new villain.
We hope you the understand.
Yeah. Maybe you'll have better luck next time.
There ain't gonna be a next time.
Yeah. Because we're gonna destroy you right here, and now.
Run!
Not so fast!
Quicksand?
Wow. You guys really upped your villain game.
Perhaps we were the wrong about you.
Yeah, yeah. Give us a chance to reconsider, yo.
No. It's too late for that.
Too late for you.
Forget it, broskis.
If anyone's destroying the Titans, it's me.
Aw!
I'm giving you the boot, Bootface.
I'm gonna slice you in half.
You want to talk half?
One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight.
Ah! My back.
He did it.
Ooh the whoo!
Thanks for saving us, 50% Chad.
Don't mention it, broskis.
You da man!
He may be only 50% Chad,
but he is a 100% awesome.