Episode Title: "365!" Aired on: September 16, 2022.
Good news, Titans! We've just hit a big milestone!
Aww, everything seems big to you, little guy.
No, this is actually big.
We've just reached the 365th episode
of Teen Titans GO!
Whoa.
That's one episode for every day of the year.
Oh, snap. I wonder what our crew has in store for us?
No. We can't leave an important episode like this up to those nincompoops.
This episode needs to be handled by a big-name Hollywood director.
- Steven Spielberg? - One that's a visionary.
Wes Anderson?
One that's controversial.
Spike Lee?
And most importantly, one that's super jacked!
There's only one person that can be, yo!
Zack Snyder!
He's directed all the great superheroes:
Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman!
And the Aquaman played by the hunky Jason Momoa!
Plus, he's made epic movies about zombies and barn owls.
Yo, if he can make barn owls look epic,
imagine what he could do with us.
And we deserve a 365th episode that's truly epic.
We deserve the "Snyder Cut."
Then we better hurry. The 365th episode is already underway.
Don't worry, Zack Snyder can fix it in post.
Indeed, he can fix the anything in post
Now let's get that Snyder Cut, yo!
Titans GO! To Hollywood!
Hello. We're here to see Zack Snyder.
Hmm. You're not on the list.
Come on, brah. It's us. The Teen Titans.
We don't need to be on no list!
Well, in that case...
That's better.
This is the awful. We cannot get the Snyder cut
if we cannot even talk to the Snyder himself!
Then we'll just have to take the V.I.P. route.
This is the V.I.P. route?
Yes. No normal person would go this way.
Of course not.
We're crawling through the sewer, man.
It does not appear that the Warner Brothers Studio
has performed much in terms of the regular maintenance.
Don't worry. I'm sure this bridge is perfectly...
I thinks they got a rodent issue down here.
Fun bit of Warner Brothers.
Back in the 30s, an actor complained about rats on the lot,
so the studio let a bunch of
cats loose to terrorize the rats...
driving them underground, where they still live to this day.
I think they want a fight.
Then let's give 'em one.
Meow, meow!
You are no match for a princess!
You want to chew on something?
Chew on this!
There's only one left!
I got it!
Uh, that doesn't sound good.
What are we under right now?
The LA River.
What are we gonna do?
Don't worry. I can hold it back!
Ahhh!
I was wrong! I was wrong!
LA River water.
Look, we made it onto the Warner Brothers lot!
Uh, guys?
Oh hey, security man. Can you point us in the direction of Zack Snyder?
- Out! - Oh, man!
This bro's kicking us bros off the Bros' lot, yo!
Then we shall do the kicking back.
The ow.
I think I broke my toe.
Ahhh! My ankle! Oh, my ankle!
Ah! It's not working!
We are no match for this guardian of security.
Speak for yourself.
Lady Legasus!
We are Titans!
We should probably get out of here.
Whoa.
They must be filming a big budget zombie movie.
Why do they look like they're hibernating?
Oh, they're just zoned out.
They must be waiting for their lunch break to start.
We can also break for the lunch.
There is the extra food for us.
Ah, thank goodness. All the sneaking around has worked up my appetite.
What was that?
That must be the signal for their lunch break.
Lunch... Lunch...
Lunch...
This wasn't extra food.
This was extra food. Food for the extras.
- I think they're hangry! - Titans, run!
Lunch!
There! A getaway vehicle!
Yeah. They're too deprived of energy to chase us.
Oh, the hooray!
Nice work, Titans. Now, be on the lookout
for Zack Sny...
Guys, there's Zack Snyder's parking space!
This must be his office!
And it appears he's got someone standing watch.
That's not just anyone standing watch.
That's versatile actor, Patrick Wilson!
What up, Patrick my man? Can we get by?
We are here to ask for the Snyder cut of our 365th episode.
Oh. Sorry, I can't let you guys in.
I promised Zack I'd be his...
Watchman!
Cool! Nite Owl!
That's right. Now I'm going to need you kids to go home.
But we came all this way.
Let me speak to this guy owl-to-owl.
Uh, no.
No, no.
No, not if you buy me lunch, either.
Listen, pal, I am not letting you guys in.
Aw, man! There's no getting past this guy.
I've got an idea.
Look, there goes Aquaman.
- Where? - Right over there, Patrick!
Call me...
Ocean Master.
The throne is mine, Aquaman!
Two-ninety-eight.
Two-ninety-nine...
Three hundred!
Whew! That felt good.
Zack Snyder!
A gym in your office?
Pretty cool, man.
Thanks, guys. Teen Titans, right?
He knows who's we is.
Zack. May I call you Zack?
It's the 365th episode of our show,
and we want the best for our fans.
We'd like you to give us the Snyder cut.
Hmm. Hmm.
Sounds interesting.
Really?
You have the interest?
Sure. What did you have in mind?
I could give you the epic period piece look.
Or the dark and broody style.
Or the post-apocalyptic cut.
Whatever you think would work best.
Yeah, man, we love your style.
You love my style?
Awesome. Well, I can definitely give you that.
All right. Now sit down.
Relax and let me work my magic.
Oh, man. This is gonna be epic!
Let's go wild on these fools!
Titans, go!
Where did the rain come from?
Who cares? The rain makes this battle look way more epic!
Tell me, Darkseid.
Do you bruise easily?
Robin! Wake up, Robin.
Wake up!
I'm done. I'm done with the Snyder cut.
I was just dreaming about that.
Well, you're not dreaming anymore.
In fact, I gave you all Snyder cuts.
What? No, we didn't want your haircut.
We wanted you to direct our 365th episode!
I would, you see, but it's already over.
Can you not fix it in the post of the production?
Sorry, Titans. Truth is, it's just not salvageable.
We're not getting the Snyder cut.
Look on the bright side, Robin.
We may not have gotten an A-list Hollywood director,
but at least now we all look like one.
Booyah!
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