Mom? What are you doing?
Oh, just looking at this list of dreams...
that I traded for this list of chores.
Uh, you might want to add cleaning the house to it.
What the... How? I just finished cleaning
literally two minutes ago.
How could you guys make a mess so quickly?
Hmm.
Just by being kids I guess.
What's wrong, Mrs. Mom?
Oh, nothing. It's just when you grow up,
reality gets in the way of your ambitions.
Like, I always thought I would go to college.
Instead, I majored in shopping with coupons,
with a minor in tension headaches.
What are you talking about? Look at this!
You have a PhD!
In petty theft it appears.
This belongs to some girl called Kathy Taylor.
How did that get there?
Whoa, I never realized how much you had to give up for us.
I mean look at these vacation pictures.
Oh, I gave up all my hopes and dreams,
and now I have nothing to show for it.
That's not true!
Mr. Dad says you have lots of wrinkles.
Okay, let me paint a picture
of what your life would have been like if you hadn't had us.
Begging your pardon, m'lady,
but the Duke of Camembert requests the pleasure
of your company for supper at the chateau.
Tell him I'm not here.
He'll call again if he's serious.
And so the duke arrives in person on horseback,
and he's like ripped, and he...
Uh, so, yeah, then you get married and become super rich,
but it turns out that he chews his toenails,
so deal's off.
Sorry you had to give up so much for us.
Is there anything we could do to help?
You could do my chores.
Yeah, th-that's cool. We could do a chore.
Chores. Plural.
Right. Number one, get a degree.
First question...
What is your credit card number?
Congratulations,
you are now a doctor.
What is a doctor of holistic medicine?
Well, it's kind of like a normal doctor,
but instead of using science, you use imagination.
Help!
Is there a doctor in the library?
What do we do?
We do the next chore on the list...
Save someone's life.
Stand back!
You look awfully young to be a doctor.
Well, you look awfully young to be a librarian.
Oh stop! Please, go ahead, good doctor.
Darwin, please, the holistic candles!
Darn it! It's worse than I thought.
I'm gonna need two amethysts and a lapis lazuli.
He's not breathing!
We're losing him!
Engage reiki massage.
Okay, clear!
Ooooooh...
Again! Clear!
Ooooooh...
Looks like he's gone..na make it after all!
Saving a life... done.
Dude, have you seen this?
We've got arrest warrants on our heads for medical malpractice.
Does it have our names on it?
Yes!
Awesome! Really?
Yeah, another one off the list...
Getting something named after us.
Oh, great. What next? "Win a marathon."
Good, 'cause we gonna need to get away from here fast.
There's only so much time these acupuncture needles will buy us.
Come back here, you little...
Wait, this stuff does work.
The pain in my chest is totally gone...
because my face hurts so much.
You okay, dude?
Hmm, I thought that doing a marathon
would be more hard core.
I know, right?
We're so close I can already taste that gold medal.
Ah. Tastes like coins.
Come on, guys! Can you pick up the pace a little?
Anything for a sick child.
This is why we run.
What, to cure children? How does that work?
You're the only one getting fitter here.
It's about raising awareness,
showing others what good people we are.
No, give the medal to them.
These sick children are the real winners.
Oh, Thanks.
Wait, you can walk?
Yep. And fortunately for us, you can't anymore.
Why you little...
Hm.
Learn how to play the trumpet... check.
Hmm, start your own business.
Are you tired of your hands?
Too sensitive!
Too sweaty!
Too awkward!
Aw.
Too sausage-y!
Well after years of research,
our scientists have come up with the solution.
We proudly present The Stump Butler!
No more butter fingers because no more fingers.
No more sweaty fingers because no more fingers.
No more awkward touching because no more fingers.
Even animals love it.
The Stump Butler, the truly hands-free solution.
Order your Stump Butler now for only $500 a pair.
What? $500? What do they think I am?
Employed?
Hold on, viewers... For the next hour,
I've been authorized to drop the price
on these Stump Butlers by $400.
Honey! Where's your purse?
Aah! Curse these useless hands!
Become millionaires... check.
Next one is... make a difference to someone's life.
- Hmm... - Hmm...
Hmm.
So many dollars,
how could we help someone with that money?
Okay, it's not quite there yet, but I've got
this vision of us pouring the money into a lake.
It's not quite there,
but there's something in it.
Maybe a furnace? Some kind of incinerator?
Yeah, we could warm up
a whole bunch of people that way.
What were we thinking?
The answer is right in front of us.
This guy needs help.
Let's buy him some cough medicine.
Just kidding, dude.
Have at it.
Thank you, guys!
Thank you! Whoa! Thank you!
Oh, that's too much. You guys are nuts.
Oh, this is crazy!
Thank you. Oh, wait.
Wait, wait. Stop, stop.
Ooh!
Wait! You can't just hit
an unarmed old guy with a frying pan.
He's a quadruple black belt.
His hands are legally considered weapons
Mm. Beat a Shaolin Monk... Check.
What's next?
All right, I think that's enough of that.
But we haven't got to the top yet.
All it says on the list is "climb a mountain."
We've climbed.
Oh, there you are.
I've been looking for you for hours.
What are you doing?
Saving the dolphins.
From what?
Drowning. Ugh!
What have you boys been doing all day?
Why else do you think we learned to speak Spanish?
Wait a minute. This isn't the chores list.
It's my dream list I wrote when I was 16.
Wish you'd told us that
before we let Chad Johnson take us to the prom.
What? He was a true gentleman.
So you really did all this stuff?
Well... yeah.
You're lying.
I don't know, Mrs. Mom.
Maybe the real lie is telling yourself
that at some point in your life
you lose the opportunity to change it.
Oh! That's a very mature thing to say, honey.
Thank you. It's from that movie
about a poodle who proved to the world
he could play ping-pong.
Want to do the last one on the list with us?
Of course.
Then pack your bags.
We're going on a round-the-world trip.
But how?
It'll cost too much.
Nowadays you don't need money to travel.
Welcome to the 21st Century.
Uh, guys, I have been outside our house before.
Ah-ah-ah. Just wait a minute, Mom.
Whoa, that was fast.
Oh, look, there's our car up ahead.
Pedal to the metal.
Oh, look, it's Mr. Dad.
Ah, I really wish he'd watch where he's... oh.
Now I guess we know
how he swallowed the steering wheel.
Out of town we go.
Look at that glitch!
Yeah, and that one.
Yeah. Glitches.
Um, let's try somewhere else.
Ooh! I'm so excited. I've never been on a plane.
What's the view like?
Eh, maybe we should fly first class next time.
Where are we going anyway?
How about the Caribbean?
Ooooh!
The Beach! Nudist beac...
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
What's wrong, Mrs. Mom?
Maybe we should go some place where we need clothes.
Oh, wow, I've never walked on ice before.
Go slowly.
I don't think the ice can take our weight.
Slower...
Faster, faster, faster, faster, faster, faster!
Ooh, I've never been scuba diving either.
Wait, is that my fish mom?
Oh, yeah, I can see the resemblance.
Eww!
Talk about fish breath.
Ah, all this travelling's made me hungry.
Honey, I don't think you can...
Quick! He's choking.
Let's get him to a hospital!
Ah, I need some air.
Dude, stop leaning on the brightness button.
Oh, sorry.
Boys, I'm not getting to see much of the world here.
Okay, let's go somewhere random.
Ah, Tokyo. Now let's have a look around.
Maybe over there.
Er, Gumball I don't think this is Tokyo.
Th-this way. Um...
Gumball, can't you just admit we're lost?
Nah, I just need to find a busy bit.
I think this is a little too busy.
How do we get out?
Hold on. Uh, over there.
Whoa!
Where are we?
Turn us around.
Wow. It really takes your breath away.
Probably 'cause
there's no oxygen.
Get ready for the world's biggest sky dive.
Three, two, one.
There, see the world... check.
Mwah, mwah.
Thank you for that.
Guess you're never too old to learn something new.
Here, I have something for you, too.
What is it?
The list of chores you agreed to.