[ DOG BARKING ]
SHUT UP!
YOU BETTER SHUT UP, OR I´LL COME OUT THERE AFTER YOU.
I SWEAR TO GOD, I´LL KILL EVERY ONE OF YOU!
RICKY, WOULD YOU SHUT UP!
GO TO SLEEP!
WELL, I´VE BEEN OUT OF JAIL FOR A WEEK NOW,
AND IT´S TIME FOR ME TO MAKE SOME IMPORTANT DECISIONS IN MY LIFE.
I´M GONNA GO TO COMMUNITY COLLEGE.
WILL YOU DOGS PLEASE STOP BARKING?
I´M TRYING TO SLEEP HERE. PLEASE!
I´M EITHER GONNA BECOME AN ELECTRICIAN, A MEAT CUTTER,
OR I´M GONNA GET INTO TELEVISION AND RADIO BROADCASTING.
STOP FUCKING BARKING!
[ GUNSHOTS ]
RICKY, WHAT ARE YOU SHOOTING AT?
SHUT THE FUCK UP! SQUIRRELS AND DOGS AND ASSHOLES.
- SHUT UP! - RICKY! RICKY!
HOLD YOUR FIRE.
- [ BARKING CONTINUES ] - JESUS.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
SHH, SHH! LISTEN, LISTEN.
- [ DOG BARKS ] - ASSHOLE.
- RICKY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - WHAT THE HELL?!
I´M TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP, MAN.
DO YOU WANT TO GO BACK TO JAIL?
I CAN´T HANDLE THIS LIVING-IN-A-CAR STUFF.
DO YOU WANT TO GO BACK TO JAIL?
LISTEN TO THIS STUFF. LISTEN TO THAT ASSHOLE OVER THERE.
GET IN THE CAR! GET IN THE CAR!
- STOP FUCKING FIRING! - JESUS.
GET IN THERE!
- [ HORN HONKS ] - WHAT IN THE FUCK?!
SHUT UP.
WISH EVERYONE WOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP OUT THERE!
RICKY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
ASSHOLES!
RICKY!
LISTEN, GIVE ME THAT GUN.
YOU DON´T KNOW WHAT IT´S LIKE LIVING IN A CAR, JULIAN.
I GOT INSECTS AND ANIMALS FUCKING ME AROUND IN HERE.
THAT´S WHAT YOU GOT TO DEAL WITH WHEN YOU LIVE IN A CAR.
I CAN´T SLEEP!
GO TO SLEEP. YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU´RE MOVING OUT OF HERE TOMORROW.
WHY?
´CAUSE YOU´RE DRIVING ME NUTS!
YOU´RE SHOOTING GUNS OFF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.
- IT´S NOT A BIG DEAL. - THINK, RICKY, THINK!
I CAN´T SLEEP IS THE PROBLEM.
GO TO SLEEP.
CAN I HAVE THE GUN BACK IN CASE ANYTHING HAPPENS?
NO MORE OF THIS SHIT.
I WON´T FIRE IT UNLESS I ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO.
YOU´RE NOT GONNA FIRE IT AT ALL.
GO TO SLEEP! IDIOT.
[ DOG BARKING ]
SHUT UP. SHUT UP!
- SHUT UP! - [ GUNSHOT ]
RICKY! PUT THAT THING AWAY!
[ SLOW PIANO MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ CAT MEOWS ]
- [ SNORING ] - [ CAT MEOWS ]
[ POUNDING ]
I WANT MY KITTY.
FRIG OFF, BUBBLES! YOU GAVE ME THE CAT.
I DIDN´T SAY YOU COULD KEEP HIM,
AND I DON´T WANT HIM LIVING IN A FUCKING CAR.
BUBBLES, YOU´VE GOT TONS OF CATS.
- LET ME KEEP HIM. - HE WAS A LOANER.
I LOANED HIM TO YOU.
WELL, I NEED HIM. LOOK AT MY WEED PLANTS.
ONE OF THEM IS DEAD.
I DON´T GIVE A FLYING FUCK.
I DIDN´T NEVER SAID YOU COULD KEEP HIM.
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WAKING ME UP SO EARLY?
NO CAT OF MINE IS GONNA LIVE IN A CAR.
- JULIAN. - BOTH OF YOU GUYS SHUT UP.
RICKY WON´T GIVE ME MY KITTY.
RICKY, GIVE HIM HIS CAT.
IT´S MY CAT NOW. HE GAVE IT TO ME.
I DON´T CARE. GIVE HIM HIS CAT!
LOOK, YOU SEE THAT?
YOU KNOW WHY THAT PLANT´S DEAD?
´CAUSE A SQUIRREL PEED IN IT.
THAT´S WHY I NEED THE CAT. IT PROTECTS MY WEED PLANTS.
I´VE GOT FOUR PLANTS LEFT, GUYS.
THAT´S ALL I GOT LEFT IN MY LIFE.
PLEASE, LET ME HAVE ONE CAT TO PROTECT MY PLANTS.
HERE´S WHAT I KNOW, RICKY.
IF YOU LOVE SOMETHING, LET IT GO.
IF IT COMES BACK TO YOU, YOU OWN IT.
IF IT DOESN´T, YOU DON´T OWN IT.
AND IF IT DOESN´T, YOU´RE AN ASSHOLE, JUST LIKE YOU.
GIVE ME THE CAT. GIVE ME THE CAT.
STAY IN THE CAR. BUBBLES, TAKE YOUR CAT.
GET OUT OF HERE. RICKY, YOU STAY IN THE CAR.
YOU LET ME OUT OF THIS CAR RIGHT NOW.
RICKY! CALM DOWN!
FUCKIN´ LET ME OUT OF HERE!
I WANT THAT CAT BACK! I NEED HIM.
BUBBLES, GET OUT OF HERE!
CALM DOWN, RICKY.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP IN THE MIDDLE OF A GREAT DREAM,
AND I´M PISSED OFF!
NEXT MESSAGE.
JULIAN, MR. LAHEY HERE.
I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT A COUPLE THINGS --
SOME GUNSHOTS,
A REPROBATE LIVING IN THE CAR IN FRONT OF YOUR TRAILER,
- AND OIL LEAKING FROM SAID CAR. - [ URINATING ]
I´LL COME BY AND SEE YOU REAL SOON, JULIAN.
ALL THE BEST.
NEXT MESSAGE.
JULIAN, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU, AND TRINITY NEEDS TO SEE YOU.
WHY DON´T YOU RETURN MY CALLS?
CAN´T YOU AT LEAST DO THAT? HEY?
I´M COMING OVER THERE. WE NEED TO TALK.
AND TODAY´S SUBJECT IS RESPONSIBILITY.
I WANT TO SEE JULIAN!
CALL ME BACK.
END OF MESSAGE.
WELL, I KNEW JULIAN WAY BEFORE I KNEW RICKY.
I MET JULIAN WHEN I WAS LIKE 16 OR 17 OR WHATEVER,
BUT THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO.
BUT, YOU KNOW, HE´S SOMEONE I CAN DEPEND ON,
LIKE I CAN TURN TO FOR HELP.
LIKE, WHO ELSE WOULD I ASK -- RICKY?
NO WAY, MAN. HE LIVES IN A CAR.
FUCKING WHATEVER.
AND HE´S NOT EVEN GROWING ANY DOPE ANYMORE.
WHY WOULD I BE INTERESTED IN HAVING HIM HELP ME FOR ANYTHING?
YEAH, ME AND LUCY BROKE UP AGAIN, AND IT SUCKS,
AND, YOU KNOW, I´M NOT REAL HAPPY ABOUT IT,
BUT IT´S ONE OF THOSE THINGS, I GUESS.
HOPEFULLY SHE´LL COME AROUND. BUBBLES, GET OFF MY PROPERTY.
GO FUCK YOURSELF, RICKY.
AND HOPEFULLY SHE´LL TAKE ME BACK, YOU KNOW?
UNTIL THEN, I´M PERFECTLY HAPPY LIVING RIGHT HERE IN THIS CAR.
HOPEFULLY SHE´LL COME AROUND SOON, I GUESS.
BUBBLES, FRIG OFF AND GET OFF MY PROPERTY.
YOU FUCKING WANT ONE?
I WAS AT A PARTY A LONG TIME AGO AT RICKY´S HOUSE,
AND I THINK LUCY WAS ABOUT 18 OR SOMETHING.
I MET JULIAN AT A PARTY WHEN I WAS LIKE 17 OR WHATEVER, AND --
I MEAN, IT WAS -- IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO,
AND, YOU KNOW, NOTHING REALLY HAPPENED.
ANYWAY, WE GOT REALLY DRUNK AND ATE A SHITLOAD OF MUSHROOMS,
AND I EXPERIENCED MEMORY LOSS
AND WOKE UP, AND SHE WAS NAKED IN BED WITH ME.
I DON´T THINK ANYTHING HAPPENED.
BUT I DON´T KNOW. I JUST GOT OUT OF THERE.
OH, FUCK!
WHAT?!
WHAT´S UP, DUDE?
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
YOU GOT ANY DOPE, MAN?
YOU GUYS EVER CONSIDER GOING BACK TO SCHOOL?
AND NOW IT´S NOT COOL FOR US TO COME AROUND AND BUY DOPE
BECAUSE OF THE CAMERA CREW.
YEAH, MAN, JULIAN ACTS ALL CRAZY NOW
WITH THE CAMERAS IN HIS FACE AND EVERYTHING.
AND NOT TO DIS YOU GUYS OR ANYTHING,
BUT HE GETS ALL STRESSED OUT
AND IT´S LIKE HE CAN´T HANDLE IT.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? HE YELLS AT US AND EVERYTHING.
BUBBLES, JUST A SECOND, PLEASE.
LUCY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
I´M LEAVING TRINITY WITH JULIAN. I NEED A LITTLE VACATION.
WHAT ABOUT HER FATHER?
I CAN TAKE CARE OF MY OWN DAUGHTER.
GREAT! TRINITY, WHY DON´T YOU GET YOUR STUFF
AND GO STAY IN THE CAR WITH DADDY?
PERFECT.
WHAT, THE BACK SEAT OF A CAR IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU NOW?
HE´S LIVING IN A FUCKING CAR.
IT´S NOT A PLACE WHERE YOU HAVE A CHILD,
AND SO, YEAH, OF COURSE I´D TAKE HER TO STAY WITH JULIAN.
I MEAN, JULIAN AT LEAST HAS A FUCKING PLACE TO LIVE,
AT HIS OWN PLACE, AND, YOU KNOW,
HIS CATS LIVE OUTSIDE, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
YOU JUST SMELL BAD, RICKY.
I´M SORRY. BUBBLES ATTACKED ME AND --
YOU DO, RICKY. YOU --
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
JULIAN!
IT´S JIM LAHEY!
OPEN THE DOOR UP.
WE GOT A LITTLE MATTER TO DISCUSS ABOUT LAST NIGHT.
JULIAN, OPEN THE DOOR!
JULIAN, OPEN THE DOOR UP NOW.
- IF YOU DON´T OPEN THE DOOR -- - JULIAN!
OPEN THE DOOR, MISTER!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
THIS IS OFFICIAL BUSINESS, JULIAN.
JULIAN!
- LUCY! - SHUT UP!
JULIAN!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
HEY!
JULIAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHY HAVEN´T YOU ANSWERED MY CALLS?
I GOT TRINITY HERE!
[ GUNSHOTS ]
EVERYBODY SHUT UP!
YOU THINK I NEED THIS? HUH?
I´M LEAVING. I´M OUT OF HERE! I´M OUT OF THIS TRAILER PARK!
GET OFF MY LAWN! GET OFF MY LAWN!
- RANDY. - NICE, RICKY, THANKS.
I COULD USE SOME REINFORCEMENTS HERE.
CLEAR OUT OF HERE, BUBBLES.
GO FUCK YOURSELF.
FUCK.
YOU KNOW, EVER SINCE YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN AROUND
WITH YOUR TV CAMERAS, JULIAN HAS CHANGED.
YOU KNOW, HE´S GETTING ALL FRUSTRATED,
AND HE´S TAKING HIS PROBLEMS OUT ON ME
AND OTHER PEOPLE IN THE PARK.
IT´S CRAZY.
HE LIVES IN THERE, IN A PALACE, AND HE´S ALL STRESSED OUT.
I LIVE OUT HERE IN A CAR, AND I´VE GOT EVERYTHING I NEED.
AND I´M HAPPY. I MEAN, THIS IS MY HOME.
SO I DON´T KNOW WHAT HIS PROBLEM IS.
UNGRATEFUL. RICKY IS UNGRATEFUL.
HE´S BEEN DRIVING ME NUTS, LIVING IN THAT CAR,
AND I JUST CAN´T WAIT TO GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS PARK
AND FINALLY DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE WITH MY LIFE.
HEY, JULIAN, HOW´S IT GOING, BUDDY?
I´M NOT DOING TOO GOOD, RICKY.
I GOT SOME BAD NEWS TO TELL YOU.
WHAT?
I´M MOVING.
CONSIDER THIS YOUR ONE WEEK´S WRITTEN NOTICE.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU´RE MOVING? YOU´RE LEAVING THE PARK?
I´M MOVING. I´M SERIOUS.
- NO, TAKE IT EASY, MAN. - RICKY.
YOU´RE JUST HAVING A BAD DAY.
RICKY, I´M SERIOUS.
I WANT YOU OUT OF MY CAR AND OFF MY LAWN.
YOU´VE GOT ONE WEEK.
IF JULIAN THINKS HE´S LEAVING THIS PARK WITHOUT RICKY,
HE´S GOT ANOTHER THINK COMING.
YOU KNOW, I CAN´T GET AWAY FROM EVERYBODY.
IT´S LIKE, "JULIAN, I NEED THIS. JULIAN, I NEED THAT.
JULIAN, CAN I LIVE IN YOUR CAR? JULIAN, I NEED SOME VODKA."
I´M SICK OF IT!
WHAT´S GOING ON, BUDDY? HEY. HEY, GUYS.
YOU WANT A COUPLE DRINKS?
ACTUALLY, RICKY, I DON´T FEEL LIKE TALKING TO ANYBODY RIGHT NOW, ALL RIGHT?
- COME ON, MAN, LET´S GET WASTED. - [ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
YOU STILL PLANNING ON LEAVING THE PARK?
- YEP! - DO YOU GUYS WANT A DRINK?
I´M JUST POURING SOME DRINKS HERE IF YOU WANT ONE.
A COUPLE THINGS I THINK YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT BEFORE YOU DO.
WHAT´S THAT, LAHEY?
WELL, FIRST, YOU´VE GOT A 24-MONTH LEASE
SIGNED UP WITH SUNNYVALE TRAILER PARK.
NUMBER TWO, YOU GOT A DERELICT PIECE OF SHIT OUT FRONT
THAT´S LEAKING OIL ALL OVER THE GRASS,
AND IT´S GONNA REQUIRE AN ENVIRONMENTAL SOIL TEST,
WHICH YOU´RE LIABLE FOR.
NUMBER THREE, YOU OWE ME $1,600 FOR OUTSTANDING SITE FEES
FROM WHEN YOU WERE IN JAIL.
NUMBER FOUR, YOU TRY TO LEAVE HERE --
NUMBER ONE, LISTEN. NUMBER ONE, YOU CAN FUCK OFF.
NUMBER TWO, YOU CAN FUCK OFF.
- WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE. - THANK YOU VERY MUCH, RICK.
YOU GOT A -- YOU´RE JUST A ONE-NOTE PONY, AREN´T YOU?
WHY DON´T YOU MIND YOUR BUSINESS?
OR I´LL TELL THE COPS YOU´RE BREACHING PROBATION.
EVERY TIME YOU TURN AROUND,
YOU PUT YOUR FUCKING FOOT IN YOUR MOUTH.
YOU GUYS, WE HAD A COUPLE --
18 MONTHS HERE OF PEACE IN THIS TRAILER PARK.
YOU´RE BACK HERE FOR A DAY, AND WHAT HAVE WE GOT?
BULLSHIT!
WHOSE FAULT IS THAT?
IT´S YOUR FAULT!
YOU´RE NOT LEAVING HERE WITHOUT THAT GUY.
I´D LOVE TO SEE YOU LEAVE THIS PARK,
BUT YOU´RE NOT LEAVING HERE WITHOUT THAT GUY.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I´M GETTING A SOIL SAMPLE TO TEST FOR OIL CONTAMINATION.
GET THE FUCK OFF MY PROPERTY. OFF MY PROPERTY.
HEY, RICKY, DO YOU WANT ME TO ASK MY FRIENDS
DOWN AT THE POLICE STATION
IF IT´S OKAY FOR YOU TO BE DRUNK IN A PUBLIC PLACE
AND CARRYING A LOADED HANDGUN WHILE YOU´RE ON PROBATION?
WHY DON´T YOU START DOING YOUR JOB
INSTEAD OF MAKING FALSE INCRIMINATIONS ALL THE TIME?
WHY DON´T YOU GET A LIFE, RICK?
WHY DON´T YOU GO TO COMMUNITY COLLEGE LIKE JULIAN HERE?
HEY, I GOT A GOOD IDEA.
YOU COULD TEACH LIVING IN A CAR AND GROWING DOPE 101.
AND YOU COULD TEACH HOW TO GET DRUNK,
GET FIRED FROM THE POLICE FORCE,
AND BECOME A LOUSY TRAILER-PARK SUPERVISOR THAT SUCKS,
HANGS AROUND WITH A FUCKING IDIOT THAT DOESN´T WEAR A SHIRT
AND LOOKS LIKE A DICK BUT THINKS HE LOOKS GOOD 101.
GET THE CAR OFF THE PROPERTY, OR I´M GONNA ORDER
A REALLY EXPENSIVE SOIL-CONTAMINATION TEST.
YOU GOT THAT?
LAHEY, GET OFF MY LAWN.
YOU GUYS GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO?
YOU FUCKING IDIOTS.
LOOK, I KNOW YOU´RE STRESSED OUT, BUT DON´T WORRY ABOUT IT,
´CAUSE HERE´S WHAT´S GONNA HAPPEN.
WE´RE GONNA GET DRUNK AND EAT CHICKEN FINGERS,
ME, YOU, AND THE OLD MAN.
HE´S GONNA BE HERE IN ABOUT 20 MINUTES.
RICKY, LIFE ISN´T ABOUT GETTING DRUNK
AND EATING CHICKEN FINGERS ALL THE TIME, ALL RIGHT?
LAHEY´S RIGHT.
LAHEY´S RIGHT?
WHY DON´T YOU TRY DOING SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE
FOR ONCE INSTEAD OF LIVING IN THIS CAR LIKE A DRUNKEN IDIOT,
EATING CHICKEN FINGERS AND GETTING DRUNK?
YOU THINK YOU´RE SO SMART
BECAUSE OF YOUR DUMB BOOK LEARNING, JULIAN.
WELL, YOU´RE NOT THAT SMART. I KNOW WHAT´S GOING ON.
YOU´RE JUST SHOWING OFF ON FRIGGING TV AGAIN.
"HEY, LOOK AT ME. I´M JULIAN, THE BIG SMART GUY."
I´M WARNING YOU, RICKY, NO BLUES MUSIC,
NO RAY ON MY FRIGGING LAWN DRUNK, AND NO CHICKEN FINGERS.
DON´T TEST ME!
♪ I GOTTA TELL YOU A STORY ´BOUT A CHICK I KNOW ♪
♪ A GAL THAT I CALL JO ♪
♪ WELL, ALL THE CATS AROUND OUR TOWN... ♪
SHIT!
♪ WELL, SHE´S A WALKING, TALKING BABE ♪
[ SINGING INDISTINCTLY ]
♪ BE-I BED-A-BYE, BED-A-BYE, BED-A-BYE ♪
♪ BE-I BED-A-BYE BO ♪
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, JULIAN?
THE CHICKEN FINGERS AREN´T EVEN COOKED.
DO YOU WANT US TO GET SARSAPARILLA OR SOMETHING, YOU DICK?
JULIAN, I´M TRYING TO COOK SOME LUNCH HERE FOR ME AND MY DAD.
GET OUT OF MY WAY.
[ MUSIC STOPS ]
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THE TUNES, JULIAN?
GET OFF MY PROPERTY, RAY!
- WHY? WAIT UP. HEY. HO! - TAKE IT EASY, MAN.
NO, NO, FORGET IT, RICKY.
IF HE DOESN´T WANT ME HERE, I´M GOING, MAN.
I´M NOT WANTED HERE.
- IT´S MY PROPERTY! - NO, FORGET IT.
COME ON DOWN TO MY HOUSE.
I GOT LOTS OF CHICKEN FINGERS DOWN THERE, MAN.
THIS IS MY CAR, THIS IS MY PROPERTY,
AND THIS IS MY TOASTER.
I WANT YOU OUT OF HERE.
I CAN´T BELIEVE YOU JUST DID THAT.
THOSE ARE THE GOOD KIND, 8 BUCKS!
I´M NOT JOKING, RICKY.
YEAH? WELL, YOU FORGOT ABOUT SOMETHING.
YOU GAVE ME ONE WEEK´S NOTICE,
SO THIS IS MY PROPERTY FOR THE NEXT WEEK, NOT YOURS.
I DON´T CARE, RICKY. OFF MY PROPERTY.
THIS IS MY PROPERTY.
YOU´RE BEING A DICK.
YOU CAN GO TO COLLEGE AND GET YOUR LITTLE PFD
OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT´S CALLED. I DON´T CARE.
YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU´RE NO BETTER THAN ME.
EVEN THOUGH YOU THINK YOU ARE.
DON´T LECTURE ME, RICKY.
DON´T WHAT?
YOU DON´T KNOW WHAT "LECTURE" MEANS, DO YOU?
I KNOW WHAT "LECTURE" MEANS. DO YOU?
WHAT DOES IT MEAN, THEN?
IT MEANS THAT, UH...
IT MEANS WHAT?
YOU GET IN A SITUATION AND...
WHAT SITUATION?
YOU KNOW I DIDN´T GET MY GRADE 10, YOU ASSHOLE.
THAT´S A LOW BLOW, JULIAN.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR CAR AND FUCK YOUR LAWN.
I´M GOING TO MY DAD´S TO GET DRUNK.
YOU JUST LOST A FRIEND.
I HOPE YOU´RE HAPPY.
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
RICKY HAS RELIED ON JULIAN TO HELP HIM
FIGURE OUT, LIKE, LOTS OF DIFFERENT KINDS OF THINGS
FOR A LONG TIME.
YEAH, LIKE SINCE JUNIOR HIGH AND SHIT.
- HUH. - YOU KNOW?
AND REMEMBER, RICKY DROPPED OUT OF JUNIOR HIGH
´CAUSE JULIAN STOPPED HELPING HIM.
RICKY -- WHEN HE´S STRESSED, HE USES ALCOHOL.
HE GETS TOTALLY INTOXICATED,
AND WE´LL FIND HIM LAYING DOWN
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET HERE.
YOU KNOW, DRIVING ALONG, THERE HE IS.
WE´RE ALWAYS GETTING COMPLAINTS ABOUT RICKY.
AND IT HAPPENS AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK.
AND YOU CAN´T BE DOING THAT, NOT IN THIS PARK.
RICKY, WAKE UP. COME ON, MAN, IT´S ME.
RICK, RICK.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE, MAN?
GET THAT FUCKING CAMERA OFF ME, YOU DICK.
LISTEN RICK, WE´VE BEEN FRIENDS OUR WHOLE LIVES, MAN.
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I´M SAYING?
NO, JULIAN, AND THAT´S THE PROBLEM.
YOU KNOW UNDERSTANDING THINGS
IS ONE OF THE THINGS I HAVE TROUBLE WITH.
THAT´S WHY I´M GONNA MISS YOU SO MUCH WHEN YOU MOVE, BUDDY.
YOU´RE THE ONE THAT HELPS ME UNDERSTAND THINGS.
YOU MAKE THINGS CLEAR IN MY HEAD
SO THAT EVERYTHING COMES TOGETHER
AND IT JUST MAKES SENSE TO ME.
I´M STUPID. YOU KNOW THAT.
YOU KNOW, RICKY REALLY DOES THINK HE´S STUPID, THOUGH.
THAT´S WHY HE RELIES ON JULIAN SO MUCH.
WHEN WE USED TO GO OUT,
HE´D ALWAYS TALK ABOUT HOW STUPID HE WAS
AND HOW HE COULDN´T DO ANYTHING ABOUT THAT
´CAUSE HE WAS TOO STUPID TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
POOR GUY.
YOU´RE NOT STUPID, RICKY.
IT´S OKAY, JULIAN. I KNOW I´M STUPID.
I DON´T KNOW ANYTHING.
IT´S NOT EVEN LIKE JULIAN´S THAT MUCH SMARTER THAN RICKY.
IT´S KIND OF LIKE -- WHAT IS IT?
LIKE THEY´RE CO-DEPENDENT OR WHATEVER.
- TOTALLY CO-DEPENDENT. - CO-DEPENDENT. TOTALLY.
WELL, YOU KNOW LOTS ABOUT CAR PARTS AND STUFF, RICKY.
THAT´S WHY I´M HERE. I NEED YOUR HELP, BUDDY.
I´VE GOT TO GET THAT CAR OFF THE FRONT YARD.
I NEED TO STEAL SOME PARTS,
AND I DON´T KNOW WHAT PARTS FIT WHAT.
YOU DO.
THAT´S WHAT MAKES YOU SMART, MAN.
I DON´T KNOW, MAN.
IT´S GONNA TAKE A LOT OF PARTS
TO GET THAT FUCKING CAR OFF THE LAWN.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
IT´S PERFECT.
- YOU GOT IT? - YEP.
THIS IS GONNA WORK OUT FINE.
- [ SIREN WAILS ] - WHAT THE FUCK?
JUST STAY CALM, JULIAN, I´LL TAKE CARE OF IT.
JUST DON´T SAY ANYTHING.
HOW´S IT GOING, GUYS?
FILMING A LITTLE DOCUMENTARY HERE FOR THE LIFE NETWORK.
IT´S KIND OF LIKE "COPS" FROM THE CRIMINALS´ POINT OF VIEW.
HOLD IT.
PUT THAT DOWN.
- GUYS, THIS IS A $700 EXHAUST SYSTEM. - PUT THAT DOWN.
PUT IT DOWN.
- EASY THERE, MAGNUM P.I. - NOW.
GET AGAINST THE VEHICLE RIGHT NOW.
WHAT´S YOUR NAME?
MY NAME´S CORY.
- SIR. YOUR NAME? - THAT´S -- THAT´S TREVOR.
HE CAN TELL ME THAT.
TURN AROUND, TREVOR.
LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS. SLOWLY.
WE GOT A CALL ABOUT SOME FELLAS OUT HERE STEALING CAR PARTS.
YEAH, WE´RE THE ONES THAT CALLED YOU GUYS.
GOT OPEN LIQUOR HERE.
- NO, NO, NO. - THE CALLER DIDN´T, FRANK --
CHACHI, LOOK, YOU DON´T HAVE TO CALL US IN.
- LOOK, I´M JUST DOING -- - IT´S OFFICER POOLE, NOT CHACHI.
- SIR... - WE´RE JUST DOING A TV SHOW.
STAY BACK -- STAY BACK AGAINST THE TAILGATE, SIR.
HE´S GOT THIS GOD-GIVEN WAY
OF SORT OF THROWING THE COPS, LIKE, A SMOKE BOMB
SO THEY CAN NEVER SORT OF FIGURE OUT WHAT´S GOING ON.
IT´S LIKE THEY´RE STUPID WITH HIM.
LIKE, THEY JUST GET SIDETRACKED
ON SOMETHING ELSE TOTALLY DIFFERENT.
THEY COME IN, TRY AND ARREST THEM.
THE NEXT THING THEY KNOW, THEY´RE HEADED SOMEWHERE ELSE,
DOING SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.
GUYS, WE´RE ON LIVE TV HERE.
I JUST WANT YOU TO REMEMBER THAT, OKAY?
THIS IS PART OF YOUR MONTHLY EVALUATION.
I DIDN´T WANT TO TELL YOU. WE´RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU.
YOU STAY RIGHT THERE.
THAT´S WHY THE CAMERA´S HERE, GUYS.
THAT´S WHY THE TV IS HERE.
[ POLICE RADIO CHATTER ]
FRANK.
YEAH?
FRANK, COME ON BACK HERE.
I THINK THEY GOT US AGAIN.
HE´S ALMOST LIKE A SUPERHERO
WHEN IT COMES TO DEALING WITH COPS, YOU KNOW?
HE´S GOT THIS WHOLE THING HE DOES.
HE´S SO GREAT, AND HE ALWAYS GETS AWAY WITH SHIT.
- ALMOST. - WELL, ALMOST ALWAYS, I GUESS.
NICE MEETING YOU.
YEAH. SORRY, FELLAS.
NICE MEETING YOU.
- THANKS, CORY. - GOOD JOB. GOOD JOB, GUYS.
- TRY AND HAVE A GOOD DAY. - NO PROBLEM.
WE´LL SEND A COPY OF THE TAPE TO YOUR DEPARTMENT HEAD
PROBABLY NEXT WEEK.
THANKS, GUYS.
- GUYS. - YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY.
YOU TOO.
[ ENGINE SPUTTERS ]
SPRAY!
- I´M SPRAYING. - SPRAY NOW!
I´M SPRAYING!
- [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] - JOEY, SHUT HER DOWN.
YOU ARE THE MAN! YOU ARE THE MAN!
- YES. THERE YOU GO. - THANKS, MAN.
- HOW MUCH DO I OWE YOU? - IT´S FREE.
- WHAT? - HEY, IT´S A GOING-AWAY GIFT.
WORD UP. ON THE HOUSE. PEACE.
- THANKS FOR THE JUMP, BOYS. - A´IGHT?
PEACE OUT. GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!
RICKY, HERE YOU GO, BUDDY.
- SHE´S ALL YOURS. - WHAT?
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - SHE´S ALL YOURS.
- YOU´RE GIVING ME YOUR CAR. - YEP.
MAN, I LOVE YOU.
EASY, EASY, RICK. GONNA SPILL MY DRINK.
I LOVE YOU, MAN.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS GONNA MEAN TO LUCY?
I GOT A CAR NOW.
♪ BE-I BED-A-BYE -- ♪
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
I JUST THOUGHT I´D STOP BY AND SHOW YOU GUYS MY NEW RIDE.
IS THIS YOURS?
OH, YEAH, 100%.
- WOW! - GUESS WHAT ELSE.
WHAT?
I´M GONNA HAVE MY DOPE OPERATION UP AND RUNNING NEXT WEEK,
SAME AS IT WAS BEFORE WE WENT TO JAIL.
SO ARE YOU GONNA TAKE US FOR A LITTLE RIDE?
HOP IN.
GOOD.
OH, THIS IS WICKED.
PUT YOUR SEAT BELT ON, TRINITY.
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
NO OFFENSE, GUYS,
BUT I´D LIKE TO BE ALONE WITH MY FAMILY RIGHT NOW.
FUCK!
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
NEXT MESSAGE.
HEY, JULIAN, IT´S RICKY.
LOOK, I JUST WANTED TO CALL
AND THANK YOU FOR THAT CAR AGAIN, MAN.
BECAUSE OF YOU, ME AND LUCY ARE BACK IN LOVE AGAIN.
AND THAT´S FUCKING AWESOME.
AND THE OTHER THING I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT
IS THIS COMMUNITY COLLEGE BULLSHIT.
I´M JUST KIND OF HOPING YOU´RE NOT GOING TO LEAVE
TO GO DO YOUR BOOK LEARNING AND STUFF,
BECAUSE WE NEED YOU HERE, BUDDY.
SO, LISTEN, I´M PLANNING ON GETTING DRUNK TONIGHT,
REALLY, REALLY DRUNK.
AND I´M PROBABLY GONNA BUY SOME MORE CHICKEN FINGERS.
SO IF YOU WANT TO HOOK UP, I´D LOVE TO GET DRUNK WITH YOU.
GIVE ME A CALL. LUCY SAID I COULD GO OUT TONIGHT.
JULIAN!
HEY, BUDDY.
CAN MR. LAHEY AND I JUST TALK TO YOU
JUST FOR A COUPLE MINUTES, PLEASE?
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT?
WE JUST WANT TO TALK, JULIAN.
JULIAN, A LOT OF THINGS TO CONSIDER HERE.
WE GOT A -- WE GOT A COUPLE INCIDENTS GOING DOWN HERE
WITH GUN SHOOTING OFF IN THE TRAILER PARK.
A LOT OF PEOPLE NOT GETTING A LOT OF SLEEP HERE.
WE´RE WILLING TO WAIVE YOUR TRAILER-SITE RENTAL FEES --
$1,600 -- IF YOU´LL CONSIDER...
NOT LEAVING THIS PARK
AND LEAVING US ALONE HERE WITH RICKY.
RICKY´S BACK WITH LUCY, OKAY?
SO YOU WANT TO CLEAN THE SLATE, DO YOU?
YOU WANT TO CLEAN THE SLATE?
WELL, MAYBE SEND HIM OVER TO MY PLACE
ONCE A WEEK TO DO A LITTLE MAINTENANCE WORK,
CLEAN UP A BIT OF GARBAGE AROUND THE YARD.
HOW´S THAT?
YOU´LL STAY?
I´LL STAY.
YEAH?
YEAH, I´LL STAY.
KEEP YOUR NOSE CLEAN, EH?
RIGHT ON.
I´M REALLY GLAD YOU´RE STAYING, JULIAN.
COME ON, RANDY.
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