I SENT RANDY ON A ROUTINE NOISE COMPLAINT.
PROBABLY RICKY WORKING ON THAT CAR OF HIS.
GUESS WHERE.
BUDDY JULIAN´S.
I´M GONNA GET RICKY TODAY. I GOT A FEELING.
Mr. Lahey, 10-78.
I need backup. Ricky´s drunk!
Give me that fucking walkie-talkie!
Lahey, this is fucking Ricky!
Get Randy away from me! Yeah, and you can fuck off!
YEAH, HOLD ON, RANDY.
I´M COMING!
This is my walkie-talkie!
[ Indistinct shouting ]
[ SLOW PIANO MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ CAT MEOWS ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
WHAT´S GOING ON HERE?
RICKY! LET HIM GO, RICKY! LET HIM GO!
WHAT´S HAPPENING?
YOUR LITTLE PERV´S BEEN SNOOPING THROUGH MY CAR,
AND I´M PISSED OFF!
- YEAH? - YEAH.
I JUST CAME TO CHECK A NOISE COMPLAINT, MR. LAHEY,
AND HE´S GROWING MARIJUANA IN HIS CAR.
YOU STAY THE FUCK OUT OF THERE.
IS THAT TRUE, RICKY? IS THAT TRUE?
OH, SO YOU DON´T SMOKE DOPE ANYMORE?
YOU HAVEN´T BOUGHT DOPE FROM ME FOR 10 FUCKING YEARS, LAHEY?
RICKY...
THERE´S A LOT OF GUYS GROWING DOPE HERE IN THE PARK,
BUT YOU´RE THE ONLY ONE THAT´S GROWING DOPE IN HIS CAR.
AND GUESS WHAT THAT MAKES YOU, RICKY.
WHAT?
A LOSER.
- YEAH. - COME ON, RANDY.
LET´S GO DEAL WITH SOMETHING IMPORTANT,
LIKE KIDS BREAKING BOTTLES ON THE PLAYGROUND.
RICKY! GUYS! COME ON!
RANDY, YOU SHUT UP!
YOU OLD COP!
RANDY, GET IN THE CAR!
GET IN THE CAR, RANDY!
OH, GEEZ!
RANDY! I SWEAR TO GOD!
RANDY!
FRIG OFF, RICK!
YOU HAVE ENOUGH, RICKY?
BEFORE RICKY WENT TO JAIL, HE HAD A HUGE SETUP.
I MEAN, IT WAS ONE -- IT WAS A KICK-ASS HYDROPONIC OPERATION,
200 PLANTS. HE SUPPLIED EVERYBODY, YOU KNOW.
EVEN LAHEY WAS BUYING DOPE OFF HIM, IT WAS THAT GOOD.
YOU DON´T HAVE YOUR ACT TOGETHER.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
YOU´VE BEEN OUT OF JAIL FOR LIKE THREE WEEKS,
AND ALL YOU´VE DONE IS LIVE IN THIS CAR
AND GROW FOUR WEED PLANTS.
I THINK THAT´S PRETTY GOOD, CONSIDERING, JULIAN.
NO, IT´S NOT GOOD.
I´M TRYING MY BEST HERE.
WELL, FINE, BUT IT´S NOT REALLY THAT GOOD.
ONE THING I NOTICED, YOU GET OUT OF JAIL
AND PEOPLE, LIKE, THEY TREAT YOU DIFFERENTLY
´CAUSE YOU´RE A CONVICT OR WHATEVER THEY CALL YOU.
BUT THEN THERE´S GUYS LIKE THIS PHIL GUY I KNOW.
I MEAN, HE´S A -- HE´S AWESOME.
HE OWNS A HYDROPONIC STORE IN TOWN, WHICH IS REAL CONVENIENT,
´CAUSE I NEED A BUNCH OF EQUIPMENT.
SO I´M GONNA GO DOWN THERE, AND I´LL JUST GET HIM TO LEND ME
A BUNCH OF EQUIPMENT AND START GROWING DOPE.
AND WHEN I SELL MY FIRST CROP, I´LL JUST PAY HIM BACK THEN.
IT´S PEOPLE LIKE HIM THAT ARE COOL LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW.
HE´S NOT GONNA HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT.
[ HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS ]
ALL RIGHT, RICKY DOESN´T WANT YOU GUYS
GOING INTO THE HYDROPONIC STORE.
I GUESS THIS GUY´S, UH...
PRETENDING TO BE A LEGITIMATE BUSINESSMAN.
I JUST DON´T WANT YOU GUYS SCREWING THIS UP,
SO JUST STAY HERE.
GET THE HELL OUT OF MY STORE RIGHT NOW!
RICKY, GET OUT NOW!
IS THIS ABOUT THE 100 BUCKS I OWE YOU?
´CAUSE I WAS IN JAIL.
I DON´T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU OR YOUR 100 BUCKS!
JUST GET OUT OF MY STORE! I DON´T WANT TO SEE YOU IN HERE!
THAT´S PHIL.
HE DOESN´T LIKE RICKY MUCH, BUT --
I GUESS HE OWES HIM SOME MONEY.
I WANT TO GET A COUPLE LIGHTS AND --
I DON´T WANT TO SEE YOU IN HERE! I DON´T WANT TO SEE YOU IN HERE.
GET THE -- HEY! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
HEY! RICKY!
LET GO OF HIM, RICKY!
- WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? - LET GO OF HIM!
WHAT THEY HELL ARE THEY DOING HERE?
- YOU LET GO OF HIM. - CHILL OUT, MAN.
- THIS IS A DRUG BUST! - IT´S JUST JULIAN.
- DRUG BUST! - PUT THE FUCKIN´ GUN DOWN!
PUT THE GUN DOWN, PHIL!
PUT IT DOWN! LET´S GET OUT OF HERE!
- PUT IT DOWN! - TURN THAT FUCKING CAMERA OFF!
ANYWAY, YOU´RE BANNED FROM THE STORE.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
THANKS A LOT, BY THE WAY. THANKS, GUYS.
I TOLD YOU GUYS TO WAIT IN THE TRUCK.
IF YOU´RE GONNA FOLLOW US, LISTEN TO ME.
I DON´T CARE.
I´LL JUST ORDER STUFF OUT OF A MAGAZINE, I GUESS.
IT´S PROBABLY CHEAPER.
ALL I KNOW IS, I GOT TO START GROWING DOPE, LIKE,
AND GET MY LIFE BACK ON TRACK, OR LUCY´S GONNA LEAVE ME,
AND I´M NOT GONNA LET THAT HAPPEN.
I´M TOTALLY GONNA LEAVE RICKY UNLESS HE CAN MAKE SOME MONEY.
THERE IS NO WAY THAT HE CAN BE WITH ME AND BE WITH TRINITY
IF HE´S JUST LIVING IN A CAR AND...
FORGET IT. THERE´S NO WAY.
THERE ARE ONLY TWO THINGS THAT HE DOES WELL.
ONE IS HE GROWS GOOD DOPE. HE GROWS AMAZING DOPE!
I MEAN, I THINK THAT´S WHY I LIKED HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE.
AND, UH --
WELL, THE SECOND THING IS SEXUAL,
AND I-I DON´T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
YEAH, RICKY?
RICKY´S GREAT IN BED.
YOU KNOW, IT´S NOT JUST HIS SIZE.
I MEAN, THAT´S ADEQUATE, DON´T GET ME WRONG.
BUT IT´S THE FACT THAT HE REALLY WANTS TO PLEASE YOU.
HE´S REALLY CONSIDERATE, YOU KNOW?
BUT I GUESS SEX ISN´T EVERYTHING.
LUCY IS MORE INTERESTED IN SOMEONE THAT CAN SUPPORT HER.
YOU KNOW, SINCE HE GOT OUT OF JAIL, HE HASN´T BEEN DOING SHIT.
HE´S NOT GROWING DOPE. HE DOESN´T HAVE A JOB.
YOU KNOW, THAT´S BULLSHIT.
YOU NEED SOMEONE THAT CAN SUPPORT YOU.
BOYS, CHECK OUT RICKY PICKING UP SOME BUTTS.
HEY, RICKY, FIND ANY GOOD ONES?
WHAT?
YEAH, LIKE YOU GUYS NEVER SMOKED A BUTT, EH?
"LOOK AT RICKY SMOKING CIGARETTE BUTTS."
I´M SICK OF THIS SHIT!
I´M SICK OF YOUR TV SHOW, AND I´M SICK OF YOU,
AND I´M SICK OF EVERYBODY.
I´M MOVING TO TORONTO.
AND I´M ESPECIALLY SICK OF THIS DICK!
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, LAHEY!
FUCK IT, MAN, I´M MOVING TO TORONTO.
I´M GONNA BE A STREET PERSON! I DON´T CARE.
RICK, THINK ABOUT IT, YOU DON´T GOT NO MONEY, MAN.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? HOW ARE YOU GONNA GET OUT THERE?
WHAT´S GOING ON, HONKIES?
- J-ROC. - DAMN, YOU STINK.
YOU SHOULD PUT SOME OLD SPICE
OR SOME BRUT UP IN THAT MOTHERFUCKER!
[ RAP MUSIC PLAYS ]
LISTEN, I´M NOT IN THE MOOD TODAY, ALL RIGHT?
SO UNLESS YOU GOT 2 GRAND YOU WANT TO LEND ME,
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE!
HEY, MAN, TAKE IT EASY.
NO, I´M SICK OF THIS SHIT!
I´M SICK OF ALL YOU GUYS! I´M SICK OF THIS PARK.
ACTUALLY, YOU WANT TO MAKE SOME SCRILLA, YOU POP BY MY CRIB.
I´LL TELL YOU HOW TO MAKE ALL KINDS OF MONEY.
I´M SERIOUS, TOO.
YOU´RE GONNA MAKE ME SOME MONEY?
I´LL MAKE YOU TONS OF MONEY!
YOU KNOW WHAT I´M SAYING? POP BY MY CRIB.
EXCUSE ME, GORILLA. WE THE FUCK OUT.
WELL, IF YOU´RE SERIOUS, I´LL BE DOWN IN ABOUT AN HOUR.
MAYBE I´M NOT MOVING TO TORONTO.
RICKY...
I JUST WANT YOU TO DO ONE THING, ALL RIGHT?
I JUST WANT YOU TO THINK.
JUST FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE, THINK, OKAY?
DON´T GET INVOLVED WITH THOSE IDIOTS.
YOU GOT A BETTER IDEA?
NEXT MESSAGE.
JULIAN, RICKY.
HERE´S WHAT´S GONNA HAPPEN, BUDDY, ALL RIGHT?
I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT A REALLY GOOD BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY,
AND I WANT TO GO DOWN TO THE PIT LIKE OLD TIMES
SO I CAN TALK TO YOU ABOUT IT, GET YOUR ADVICE.
BUT I THINK THIS IS A GOOD OPPORTUNITY FOR ME
TO GET SOME MONEY TO START BUYING SOME DOPE EQUIPMENT
AND HOPEFULLY BUY LUCY A RING AT SOME POINT
AND MAYBE GET MARRIED OR WHATEVER.
SO GIVE ME A CALL.
THERE´S A REALLY IMPORTANT QUESTION I HAVE TO ASK YOU,
AND I HAVE TO ASK THIS QUESTION TO YOU TODAY.
[ GUNSHOTS ]
DO YOU EVER WATCH PORNOS?
WHY?
I´M JUST MAKING CONVERSATION, MAN.
I´M JUST WONDERING WHAT YOU THINK OF THE GUYS THAT ACT IN THEM.
THEY´RE GREASY.
[ GUNSHOTS ]
SORRY, MAN.
WELL, LET´S SUPPOSE FOR A MINUTE THAT I ACTED IN A PORNO MOVIE.
WOULD YOU THINK I WAS GREASY?
BECAUSE IT´S A LITTLE DIFFERENT.
YOU´RE THINKING ABOUT DOING A PORNO FLICK
WITH J-ROC, AREN´T YOU?
IF YOU´RE DOING THAT, YEAH, YOU´D BE REAL GREASY AND STUPID.
I NEED THE MONEY -- THAT´S THE THING!
YOU DON´T UNDERSTAND THAT.
LIKE, I´M DESPERATE HERE. IT´S ABOUT MY FAMILY.
LIKE, I´VE GOT TO DO THIS.
I´M GONNA BE A FILM STAR, FUCK IT!
NO, A PORN STAR, NOT A FILM STAR, RICKY.
THERE´S A BIG DIFFERENCE.
THERE´S NOT THAT MUCH OF A DIFFERENCE.
IT´S STILL FILM.
WOULD YOU SEE DE NIRO DOING A PORN FLICK?
WELL, I DON´T KNOW.
IF THEY PAID HIM ENOUGH MONEY, HE´D PROBABLY DO ONE.
NO, HE WOULDN´T.
YOU´RE STUPID.
I THOUGHT ABOUT THIS, GUYS.
I CAN´T DO THIS. THIS IS CRAZY.
WHAT YOU TALKIN´ ´BOUT, YOU CAN´T DO THIS?
IT´S GONNA BE ALL GOOD, SERIOUSLY.
I JUST DON´T KNOW IF I WANT TO BE IN A PORNO MOVIE.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - THIS AIN´T A PORNO MOVIE.
THIS IS AN ADULT FILM, MOTHERFUCKER!
BUT THINK ABOUT WHO´S GONNA SEE THIS SHIT.
WHAT ABOUT LUCY AND STUFF?
OH, ONLY PEOPLE IN RUSSIA ARE GONNA SEE IT.
- LUCY´S NOT GONNA FIND OUT. - DOES LUCY GO TO RUSSIA?
BECAUSE NORTH AMERICAN MEN, THEY DOWN WITH RUSSIAN WOMEN
AND VICE VERSA AND ALL THAT.
IT´S KIND OF FREE TRADE AND ALL THAT,
WITH PORN, RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT I´M SAYING?
SO I´M DIRECTING THIS, AND I WROTE IT.
IT´S CALLED "FROM RUSSIA WITH THE LOVE BONE."
YOU KNOW WHAT I´M SAYING? YOU KNOW WHAT I´M SAYING?
IF LUCY FINDS OUT ABOUT THIS, I´M GONNA KILL YOU GUYS.
- IS LUCY GOING TO RUSSIA? - SHE´S NOT GONNA FIND OUT.
YOU´RE GONNA BE A GREAT BIG STAR, "G"!
MOTHERFUCKERS IN RUSSIA --
WHY DO YOU THINK REVENE DOES SO GOOD OVER THERE?
YOU KNOW WHAT I´M SAYING?
YOU´RE GONNA BE BIGGER THAN REVENE!
YES.
PUT THAT SHIT ON, GET YOUR FREAK ON.
IT´S ALL GOOD.
AND I´M GONNA GET PAID?
OH, YOU GONNA GET PAID.
OH, YEAH, DON´T WORRY ABOUT THAT. DON´T WORRY.
- PAID IN YOUR DICK. - GRAB SOME OF THAT SHIT.
THIS IS FUCKED UP!
[ CAT MEOWS ]
RICKY´S A...
RICKY´S A REALLY GOOD GUY.
HE´S A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE.
HE GOT ME A PART IN THE MOVIE THAT J-ROC´S MAKING.
I´M GONNA MAKE 160 BUCKS.
FIRST, THEY OFFERED ME $40,
AND I TOLD THEM TO FUCK RIGHT OFF.
I´M GONNA MAKE 160 BUCKS.
THAT´LL BUY A LOT OF FUCKING CAT FOOD.
NOW I GUESS BUBBLES IS IN THE FILM.
THOSE GUYS DON´T KNOW WHAT THEY´RE GETTING THEMSELVES INTO.
I KNOW THAT, UH, YOU KNOW, I´D NEVER DO A PORNO FLICK,
BUT IF I DID, J-ROC WOULD BE THE LAST ONE DOING IT
´CAUSE HE´S AN IDIOT.
KNOW WHAT I´M SAYIN´, EVERYBODY WALKIN´ THE FACE OF THE EARTH
TRYIN´ TO JUDGE THE J-ROC, YOU KNOW WHAT I´M SAYING?
SEE WHAT I´M SAYING? BUT I AIN´T SHOOK,
´CAUSE MOTHERFUCKERS TRY TO TAKE ME OUT AND STUFF,
BUT THEY CAN´T, RIGHT? KNOW WHAT I´M SAYING?
YOU´RE SAYIN´, "KNOW WHAT I´M SAYING," TOO MANY TIMES.
80, 90 TIMES? THAT´S TOO MANY TIMES.
ONCE OR TWICE IS COOL, BUT 80 OR 90 TIMES, MAN!
WHAT, ARE YOU FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF "KNOW WHAT I´M SAYINGS"?
YOU TAKIN´ A CENSUS?
YOU COUNTING MY "KNOW WHAT I´M SAYINGS"?
WE´RE HANGIN´ OUT, RIGHT? IT´S ALL GOOD.
- 8 OR 9 TIMES? THAT´S TOO MANY. - YOU SEE WHAT I´M SAYING?
YOU RIDING ON MY JOCK, YOU KNOW WHAT I´M SAYING?
I´M JUST TRYING TO HAVE A GOOD TIME, YOU KNOW WHAT I´M SAYING?
YOU´RE COUNTING MY "KNOW WHAT I´M SAYINGS."
THAT´S TOO MANY TIMES. ONCE OR TWICE IS COOL.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE MYSELF
WHEN YOU´RE COUNTING MY "KNOW WHAT I´M SAYINGS" ALL THE TIME?
YOU KNOW WHAT I´M SAYING?
J-ROC, LIKE, YOU´RE SAYING IT WAY TOO MUCH.
SAYING WHAT?
- "KNOW WHAT I´M SAYING?" - KNOW WHAT I´M SAYING?
OKAY, WE´RE IN RUSSIA, RIGHT, AND WE STEAL THIS MOTORCYCLE.
AND, ANYWAY, THE COPS CHASE US,
AND WHEN THEY CATCH US, WE HAVE TO, UH,
PERFORM COMMUNITY SERVICE, RIGHT?
[ CHUCKLES ]
HE´S THIS GUY COMES OVER FROM RUSSIA
AND HE TRIES TO BUST THEM OR SOMETHING,
AND HE CATCHES THEM ON A HARLEY-DAVIDSON AND STUFF,
AND HE BLACKMAILS THEM, AND THEY BLACKMAIL HIM.
BUT IT´S JUST BASICALLY A LOT OF SEX, REALLY.
THE WHOLE IDEA OF IT GOT ME PRETTY DAMN FRISKY, TOO.
IT´S BEEN, UH...
IT´S BEEN QUITE A WHILE SINCE THAT STUFF WENT ON WITH ME.
I´M REALLY FRISKY.
1, 2.1, 2. IS THIS SHIT ON?
- ALL RIGHT, YOU GIRLS ALL SET? - YEAH.
ALL RIGHT, DON´T FORGET TO SPIT YOUR GUM OUT YOUR MOUTHS, RIGHT?
YOU ALL SET, "T," WITH THE CAMERA?
YEAH, I´M READY.
WHERE´S RICKY AT?
[ SNICKERING ]
I´M WARNING YOU DICKS.
YEAH, UP IN THIS! YOU LOOK GOOD, CRACKER!
IT´S ALL GOOD. IT´S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT.
- J-ROC, I CAN´T DO THIS. - A´IGHT, PLACES, A´IGHT?
IT´S GONNA BE GOOD, RICKY. YOU TRUST ME, ALL RIGHT?
I DON´T KNOW, MAN.
EVERYBODY READY TO GET UP IN THIS?
A´IGHT, "T," ZOOM OUT.
A´IGHT, LADIES. COME ON OVER HERE.
STAND BY THE MOTORCYCLE, RIGHT?
AND THEN WE GET READY TO GET OUR FREAK ON.
A´IGHT, RICKY, YOU´RE GONNA BE A´IGHT.
TAKE YOUR PLACE NOW.
I DON´T KNOW, J-ROC. I´M NERVOUS, MAN.
IT´S ALL RIGHT. TAKE YOUR PLACE. TRUST ME.
IT´S GONNA BE GOOD. IT´S GONNA BE ALL GOOD.
GO ON. GO ON.
OH, I´LL FUCKING TRY A TAKE, I GUESS, BUT...
ALL RIGHT, NOW, REMEMBER FOR THIS HERE ONE,
YOU LADIES ARE, LIKE, NERVOUS
WHEN YOU THINK THE COPS ARE COMING, ALL RIGHT?
TRY THAT SHIT, SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
OKAY.
- "T," YOU ALL SET? - YEAH.
ROLL TAPE.
GEE, STACEY, I BET WE COULD GET LIKE $12,000 FOR THIS
ON THE OPEN MARKET.
OH, YEAH.
[ Russian accent ] EVERYBODY FREEZE.
WHAT´S GOING ON HERE?
MAYBE THERE´S SOMETHING THAT WE COULD WORK OUT, SERGEANT, YES?
UH, MAYBE THERE IS, YES.
Bubbles, come on in.
SERGEANT BORIS, WHAT´S GOING ON HERE?
CORPORAL ALEXEI, WE FOUND THE MOTORCYCLE BANDITS.
THEY WANT TO WORK SOMETHING OUT, YES.
THAT´S THEM, IS IT?
LET´S GET IT ON, THEN!
[ GIGGLES ]
TESTICLE DIFFICULTIES. PLEASE STAND BY.
[ LAUGHS ]
J-ROC, I CAN´T DO THIS.
I´M THINKING ABOUT LUCY, YOU KNOW.
I DON´T KNOW WHAT -- I GOT -- I NEED FIVE MINUTES HERE.
A´IGHT, A´IGHT, CUT.
[ SIGHS ]
FUCK!
FIVE MINUTES.
IT´S ALL RIGHT. IT´S ALL RIGHT. DAMN, THAT WAS THE SHIT.
THAT LOOKED GOOD, THOUGH.
GO ON, HAVE A SEAT NOW ON THE COUCH.
HE´LL BE RIGHT -- IT´S HIS FIRST TIME, RIGHT?
YOU JACKASSES BETTER NOT SAY A WORD ABOUT THIS.
I SWEAR TO GOD, THIS GOES ON TV -- THIS IS PERSONAL STUFF,
AND I DON´T WANT IT ON THE TELEVISION!
WE´LL PRETEND IT NEVER HAPPENED.
IT´S HOT IN HERE. I´M THINKING ABOUT LUCY.
THAT´S THE ONLY PROBLEM HERE.
- YOU GUYS KNOW THAT. - WE´RE ALL FEELING FOR YOU.
GO AHEAD, BOYS. GO AHEAD.
I CAN´T DO IT. I DON´T GIVE A SHIT!
THE IRONY IS, I´M DOING THIS FOR MY GIRLFRIEND.
IF SHE EVER FOUND OUT, SHE´D KILL ME.
AND, I MEAN, I CAN´T SAY I BLAME HER.
I´M A FUCKING MORON.
NO, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I THINK IT´S REALLY COOL THAT YOU CAN´T CHEAT.
I MEAN, LIKE, I WISH MORE GUYS WERE LIKE THAT.
A´IGHT, SOFT SERVE, HERE´S WHAT I´M TALKING ABOUT.
YOU CAN´T DO THE "X" TO THE "X" TO THE "X," RIGHT?
SO WE GONNA DO SOME S.C. WITH YOUR CANDY.
THAT´S SOFT CORE, RIGHT. KNOW WHAT I´M SAYING?
IT´S A´IGHT. IT´LL STILL PLAY IN HOTELS AND ALL THAT,
AND YOU´RE STILL GONNA BE A STAR.
BUT, BUBBLES, YOU AIN´T HAVIN´ NO TROUBLES.
YOU WANT TO GET WITH HER?
WELL...
IF IT´S OKAY WITH HER, I CERTAINLY WOULD.
IS THAT A´IGHT?
- YEAH, THAT´S COOL. - A´IGHT.
DON´T BE NERVOUS, BUBBLES. I´LL TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOU.
HOO-HOO!
RICKY, LET´S GET IN THERE, MAN!
DON´T RUIN THIS FOR ME!
I´M NOT GONNA RUIN IT FOR YOU, BUBBLES.
IT´S JUST I KEEP THINKING ABOUT LUCY,
AND I GOT THESE GUYS WORKING CAMERAS AND STUFF.
I DON´T GET THAT MANY CHANCES, KNOW WHAT I´M SAYING?
I DON´T GET THAT MANY CHANCES. LET´S GO.
WELL, THAT´S FINE, BUBBLES,
BUT I´M NOT DOING THAT HARD-CORE STUFF.
I´LL DO THE HARD-CORE STUFF. DON´T WORRY ABOUT THAT.
J-ROC! LET´S GET IT ON!
YOU AND ME, BUBBLES? WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT?
NOT ME AND YOU, ARSEHOLE!
ME AND HER.
A´IGHT, BOY! BACK TO WORK!
COME ON, BUBBLES, LET´S GO.
AM I STILL GONNA GET PAID FOR DOING THE SOFT-CORE STUFF?
LET´S GET THAT SKIRT OFF.
AW, SHIT! PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON!
- IT´S LAHEY AND RANDY! - OH, SHIT!
"J," THAT´S YOUR MOM, MAN! FUCK, DUDE!
- WHAT?! - YEAH.
EVERYBODY FREEZE. DON´T MOVE.
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?
WHAT´S GOING ON, MOM?
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, JAMIE?
WE´RE HAVING SOME DRINKS AND STUFF LIKE THAT, HANGING OUT.
GOT THE CAMERA GOING. IT´S ALL GOOD.
OW, MOM, THAT HURTS! WHY YOU PLAYING ME LIKE THAT?
YOU TELL THEM TO TURN OFF THE CAMERA,
AND GET YOUR FRIENDS THE HELL OUT!
- WE ARE SO OUT OF HERE. - YEAH, WE´RE -- OKAY.
- HANG ON. - J-ROC!
- MONEY! MONEY! MONEY! - NO, 10 MINUTES.
- WE´LL BE SHOOTING AGAIN. - NO.
- MOM! - IN MY HAND.
YOU´RE HURTING MY EAR, YOU KNOW WHAT I´M SAYING?
NO, IT´S A´IGHT.
THIS IS NOW THE PROPERTY OF THE SUNNYVALE TRAILER PARK SECURITY.
HAVE A NICE EVENING, EVERYBODY. RANDY, LET´S GO.
YOU´RE GROUNDED,
NO TURNTABLE FOR TWO WEEKS!
MOM! OW! YOU HURTING ME!
WHY YOU PLAYIN´ ME LIKE THIS IN FRONT OF MY FRIENDS?
- THAT SHIT´S WACK! - RIGHT!
THAT WAS A PRICK JOB.
MAN, DUDE, YOU ALMOST HAD HER.
THAT WAS A PRICK JOB.
I WANT THE FUCKING TAPE BACK, LAHEY.
WHAT TAPE IS THAT, RICKY?
YOU KNOW WHAT TAPE I´M TALKING ABOUT.
THERE´S EMBARRASSING STUFF ON THAT I DON´T WANT PEOPLE SEEING.
- YEAH, I´LL SAY. - I´LL KILL YOU IN THREE SECONDS
UNLESS YOU GIVE ME THAT TAPE BACK.
YOU DON´T WANT LUCY TO SEE THAT TAPE, DO YOU, RICKY?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
YOU FUCKING AROUND WITH ME?
TIME TO MOVE ON, RICKY.
UNLESS YOU´RE OUT OF SUNNYVALE BY 9:00 A.M. TOMORROW MORNING,
EVERYONE IN THE PARK IS GOING TO SEE THAT TAPE, INCLUDING LUCY,
AND THAT WOULD BE KIND OF EMBARRASSING, WOULDN´T IT?
YOU BLACKMAILING ME?
JUST REMEMBER, LAHEY, WHAT COMES AROUND IS ALL AROUND!
DON´T YOU MEAN WHAT´S ALL AROUND COMES AROUND, RICKY?
THIS ISN´T FUCKING OVER YET!
THAT´S NICE TALK TO USE ON TELEVISION, EH?
DON´T FORGET, YOU STARTED THE SHITSTORM, LIMPY!
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
JESUS, RICKY, I CAN´T BELIEVE THAT YOU MADE A PORNO.
I JUST CAN´T BELIEVE IT. THAT´S JUST SO OUT OF LINE.
LUCY, IT´S NOT A BIG DEAL.
I COULDN´T GET IT UP, SO WE JUST FAKED IT ANYWAY.
THERE WAS HARDLY ANY TOUCHING.
LISTEN, I AM NOT GONNA BE INVOLVED
OR MARRIED OR ANYTHING TO A PORNO GIGOLO.
- IT´S JUST RIDICULOUS! - WHAT´S A PORNO GIGOLO?
YOU´RE AN IDIOT. FUCK YOU!
I THINK SHE´LL CALM DOWN IN A LITTLE WHILE.
SHE JUST DOESN´T UNDERSTAND.
I MEAN, I WAS DOING THIS FOR HER.
I WANT TO GET MARRIED.
I GUESS SHE TOOK IT THE WRONG WAY.
I DON´T KNOW.
YEAH, I CONFISCATED THE TAPE.
IT´S, UH -- IT´S PART OF THE ONGOING EFFORT
TO KEEP TABS ON THESE BOYS,
AND I WILL USE IT SOMETIME IF FURTHER ACTION IS REQUIRED.
JULIAN, IT´S RICKY HERE.
JUST LETTING YOU KNOW THAT I´VE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS,
I FEEL I HAVE NO OTHER OPTIONS.
I´M GONNA GO DOWN TO LAHEY´S TRAILER.
I´M GONNA BREAK IN,
AND I´M BASICALLY PROBABLY GONNA KILL MR. LAHEY,
AND I´M THINKING ABOUT KILLING RANDY, AS WELL,
AND I´M GONNA TAKE THE PORNO TAPE BACK.
I TALKED TO BUBBLES ABOUT IT.
HE´S PROBABLY GONNA GIVE ME A HAND,
BECAUSE WE BOTH CAN´T HAVE THIS TAPE FLOATING AROUND.
SO, ANYWAY, YOU KNOW,
I WAS KIND OF COUNTING ON YOU TO MAYBE HELP PLAN THIS,
BUT IF YOU DON´T WANT TO, THAT´S UP TO YOU.
I JUST HOPE YOU WON´T FEEL GUILTY
WHEN ME AND BUBBLES ARE IN JAIL
AND YOU KNOW THAT YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED A MURDER.
TALK TO YOU LATER.
FOR CHRIST´S SAKES.
NOW I´VE GOT A SITUATION ON MY HANDS,
AND GUESS WHO´S GOT TO DEAL WITH IT.
ME! OF COURSE, ALWAYS!
I´M SICK OF THIS SHIT!
YOU GUYS COMING?
[ CHILDREN SHOUTING PLAYFULLY ]
All right, you guys stay here. I´m going in alone.
WHY DON´T YOU JUST LET ME DO THIS?
I CAN DO THIS. NO BIG DEAL.
Ricky, stay here, sit down, and don´t move! Stay!
Don´t talk to me like I´m a fucking dog.
"Stay, sit"
- Ricky, I´m not in the mood. - I´m not a fucking dog.
- I´m not in the mood. - JUST -- OKAY.
JUST SAY THAT I CAN DO THIS.
- No! - JUST ADMIT THAT I CAN DO THIS.
You might be able to do it. Just stay here.
I´m not in the mood for this, Ricky.
- Shut up! - HURRY UP!
WE GOT YOUR BACK, JULIAN.
ALL RIGHT, BUBBLES, YOU GO AROUND BACK AND WATCH THE BACK.
I´LL WATCH THE FRONT. JUST COVER HIS ASS, ALL RIGHT?
- LET´S GO. - OKAY.
All right, keep that thing rolling.
[ GLASS THUDS ]
[ DOORKNOB RATTLING ]
Come on.
All right, guys, keep quiet, all right?
Come on.
Shh.
Ready? You guys ready?
Mr. Lahey.
LAHEY!
RANDY?
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
[ High-pitched voice ] I´M NOT RANDY.
[ High-pitched voice ] I´M NOT MR. LAHEY.
GUYS, I KNOW IT´S YOU, GUYS. WHAT´S GOING ON HERE?
[ Normal voice ] JULIAN, NOT A FUCKING WORD ABOUT THIS!
[ Normal voice ] HEY, LET´S TURN THE TV OFF,
AND GET OUT OF HERE OR I´LL CALL THE COPS.
GUYS, TURN THE TV OFF AND THE CAMERA OFF.
YOU´RE NOT GONNA BE CALLING THE COPS, LAHEY, ALL RIGHT?
THIS IS WHAT´S GONNA HAPPEN.
I´M GONNA TAKE THIS TAPE,
AND THEN I´M GONNA TAKE A FEW OF YOUR LITTLE GOODIES
DOWN HERE ON THE TABLE.
IN RETURN, I´M GONNA GIVE YOU GUYS MY WORD
THAT I´M NOT GONNA SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THIS TO ANYONE, ALL RIGHT?
I´M KIND OF SURPRISED HERE, GUYS.
I COULD JUST IMAGINE WHAT RICKY WOULD SAY
IF HE FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS.
PLEASE, JULIAN, DON´T TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS.
THIS IS OUR FIRST TIME DOING THIS.
I-I DON´T NOW WHAT YOU GUYS THINK IS GOING ON HERE,
BUT RANDY AND I ARE PRACTICING FOR A PLAY AT THE --
LAHEY! LAHEY! LAHEY!
I´M NOT JUDGING ANYBODY HERE, ALL RIGHT?
OKAY?
PLEASE, DON´T SHOW THIS TO ANYONE.
I´M JUST IN SHOCK, BOYS.
OH...
JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU KNOW SOMEONE, EH?
IT´S GONNA BE TOUGH KEEPING THAT A SECRET.
LET´S GET OUT OF HERE.
- That´s him there. - He´s got a fucking bottle.
What the hell´s he got in his hands?
Stop shining that light in my face, Ricky.
What the fuck took so long?
- Put it away! - What?!
- Put the light away. - Did you get the tape?
Yes! I got the tape.
Oh, man, right on, buddy. Thanks, man.
Does he make any copies?
No!
What´s with all the fucking rum and drugs?
Never mind. I don´t want to talk about it.
Get in the truck.
Good job, Julian.
Thanks, Bubbles. Let´s go.
HERE, RICK.
NOBODY´S WATCHING THAT WITHOUT A FUCKED-UP VCR.
RIGHT ON, BUBBLES. THANKS, BUDDY.
YOU KNOW, THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS ABOUT THIS IS,
AFTER ALL THIS BULLSHIT,
I STILL GOT NO MONEY FOR HYDROPONICS GEAR.
I´M FUCKED!
COME BY TOMORROW AT 11:00, RICKY, ALL RIGHT?
I´LL LEND YOU THE MONEY.
MAN.
RICKY, DON´T BE HUGGING ME.
YOU´RE A GOOD FUCKING GUY, JULIAN.
SO ARE YOU, BUBBLES.
THAT DOESN´T -- YOU KNOW,
I JUST APPRECIATE EVERYTHING YOU GUYS ARE DOING FOR ME.
IT DOESN´T MEAN I´M GAY OR NOTHING,
BUT I APPRECIATE ALL THE SHIT YOU DO FOR ME.
I DON´T SAY IT ENOUGH, BUT I APPRECIATE IT.
YOU GUYS TEACH ME SHIT AND YOU LOOK AFTER ME.
WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING.
I´M GOING TO BED.
GO HOME TO LUCY, RICKY.
YEAH, YOU´RE PROBABLY RIGHT. SHE´S GONNA SHIT.
I LOVE YOU GUYS. THANKS, ALL RIGHT?
I´LL SEE YOU IN THE MORNING.
DO YOU WANT TO HAVE A FEW DRINKS AND SMOKE A JOINT, BUBBLES?
YES. [ CHUCKLES ]
LET´S GO.
[ SLOW PIANO MUSIC PLAYS ]