[ HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS ]
LOOK, HE JUST FRIGGIN´ LITTERED
RIGHT IN THE PARK, FOR GOD´S SAKES!
- YEAH, THAT SON OF A BITCH! - WHAT AN ASSHOLE!
I DON´T -- I-I --
GODDAMN CIGARETTES, EVERYTHING.
SEE, THEY´RE JUST LOOKING --
THEY´RE TRYING TO GET US GOING, EH?
YOU KNOW, DO YOU KNOW WHAT RECIDIVISM IS, RANDY?
I DON´T HAVE A CLUE, MR. LAHEY.
THAT´S WHEN PEOPLE GO BACK TO JAIL OVER AND OVER AND OVER.
I THINK WE GOT A COUPLE OF A-1 CLASS-ACT RECIDIVISTS UP THERE.
LOOK AT HIM.
FUCK OFF!
[ SOFT PIANO MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ CAT MEOWS ]
YOU KNOW, I DO KNOCK JULIAN QUITE A BIT,
BUT YOU´VE GOT TO ADMIT, HE´S REAL NICE TO MRS. PETERSON.
I´VE KNOWN MRS. PETERSON FOR ABOUT 11 YEARS.
SHE THINKS THAT I´M HER GRANDSON.
IT´S PRETTY COOL, BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, SHE´S GETTING OLDER,
AND, YOU KNOW, SHE´S ALWAYS BAKING ME COOKIES
AND INVITING ME OVER TO DINNER AND STUFF EVERY SUNDAY.
SO IT´S PRETTY COOL FOR ME. I LOVE IT.
IT´S LIKE I HAVE A REAL GRANDMOTHER.
IT´S AWESOME.
ANYWAY, SHE´S GOT TO GO INTO SURGERY FOR TODAY,
AND IT´S NOTHING REALLY THAT SERIOUS.
IT´S JUST AN IN-AND-OUT TYPE THING, ONE DAY.
SO, I´M GONNA LOOK AFTER HER DOG, SPARKY, THIS AFTERNOON.
PRETTY GIRL.
YES, YOU´RE A PRETTY GIRL.
PRETTY GIRL. SHE SAYS, "NO.
I JUST WANT TO LOOK WHERE I WANT TO LOOK."
THAT´S MY PLACE RIGHT OVER THERE,
AND RIGHT OVER HERE IS THE BEST NEIGHBOR IN THE WORLD,
MY GRANDMOTHER, MRS. PETERSON.
I´M HER GRANDSON.
ARE YOU SURE YOU DON´T WANT ME TO TAKE YOU TO THE HOSPITAL?
No, that´s okay.
I´LL TAKE GOOD CARE OF SPARKY. DON´T WORRY ABOUT IT, ALL RIGHT?
THAT´S FINE, YEAH. BUT LISTEN.
YOU´VE HAD ENOUGH TO DRINK TODAY.
I´VE ONLY HAD A COUPLE DRINKS TODAY, GRANDMA.
PLEASE DON´T DRINK ANY MORE. THAT´S YOUR FIFTH ONE!
I´VE ONLY HAD A COUPLE.
I´M NOT DRUNK, YOU KNOW. I´M JUST HAVING A COUPLE DRINKS.
YOU´RE GOING TO BE IF YOU DRINK THAT ALL.
I DON´T GET DRUNK.
I CAN DRINK MORE, LIKE, THAN THE AVERAGE PERSON.
- OKAY. - THIS IS ALL I DO.
WELL, YOU KNOW...
WELL, LISTEN, AFTER THIS,
HOW ABOUT DRINKING WHEN YOU´RE NOT WITH ME?
CAN YOU HOLD THIS FOR A SECOND? I´M JUST GONNA GRAB THE DOG.
ALL RIGHT?
HERE. COME ON, LITTLE BUDDY.
- OKAY. - I ALMOST SPILLED IT ON YOU.
- I´M SORRY ABOUT THAT. - THAT´S OKAY.
I SEE THE TEAR IN YOUR EYE.
I LOOK AFTER SPARKY ALL THE TIME.
YOU KNOW, THIS DOG MEANS THE WORLD TO MRS. PETERSON.
YOU KNOW, IT´S HER BEST FRIEND. IT´S ALL SHE HAS.
HEY, MAN, IT´S ME.
I NEED YOU TO COME PICK ME UP AT LUCY´S
TO GIVE ME A LIFT SOMEWHERE.
- MY CAR´S FUCKED UP. - AFTER WORK!
JUST A SECOND.
LUCY, I´M ON THE PHONE!
YOU´VE GOT TO BABYSIT TRINITY TODAY!
THERE´S NO SCHOOL, AND THERE´S NO ONE ELSE.
FINE, LUCY. I´LL TAKE CARE OF IT.
I´M ON THE PHONE RIGHT NOW.
JULIAN, JUST COME PICK ME UP, BUDDY, PLEASE?
AND IF YOU DON´T GIVE ME RENT MONEY SOON, IT´S OVER.
- RICKY! - JUST A SECOND!
- JUST A SECOND, MY ASS! - JULIAN, PLEASE COME PICK ME UP, ´CAUSE I NEED --
IF YOU DON´T GIVE ME RENT MONEY,
- YOU FIND SOMEWHERE ELSE TO FUCKING LIVE! - HOLY FUCK, JUST A SECOND.
- LUCY, I AM ON THE FUCKING PHONE HERE. - THEY GOT PROBLEMS, DON´T THEY?
- HUH? DON´T THEY? YEAH. - I´M TRYING TO BUY SOME WEED TODAY.
I´M TRYING TO GET MY LIFE BACK TOGETHER.
YOU ARE TAKING CARE OF TRINITY TODAY!
- FINE! - YEAH!
JULIAN, I CAN´T TALK. JUST COME PICK ME UP, PLEASE?
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING TO, ANYWAY?!
LUCY, I´M ON THE FUCKING PHONE!
LUCY, IT´S PRETTY -- IT´S PRETTY EFFED UP
IF YOU CAN´T LEAVE OUR DAUGHTER WITH MY FATHER FOR HALF AN HOUR.
WELL, IT´S PRETTY EFFED UP
THAT THE LAST TIME RAY TOOK CARE OF TRINITY,
SHE CAME HOME ALL EFFED UP!
SHE HAD A FEW EFFING DRINKS!
GET THAT -- OH!
JULIAN, I TOLD YOU -- STOP FILMING LUCY!
LUCY, COME BACK HERE. I WANT A KISS, PLEASE.
RICKY WILL START BACK FROM THE BEGINNING.
HE´LL BUY A POUND OF WEED FROM SOME MORON,
AND HE´LL USE IT TO MAKE BROWNIES.
THEN HE´LL SELL THE BROWNIES,
USE THE MONEY THAT HE MAKES FROM THAT TO BUY SOME HYDRO GEAR,
GET A REALLY GOOD CROP OF DOPE, SELL THAT, REINVEST THE MONEY,
AND THEN HE´S MAKING SOME SERIOUS CASH.
THE MISTAKE THOSE GUYS ALWAYS MAKE
IS BRINGING GUNS INTO THE PICTURE.
COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY, YOU KNOW?
THEY START SHOOTING OFF GUNS. THE COPS ARE AFTER THEM.
THEY´RE SO STUPID.
YOU´RE ONLY BUYING A POUND OF WEED OFF THE GUY,
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO MEET HIM HERE?
THIS IS WHERE HE WANTED TO MEET ME. SOMETHING´S NOT RIGHT.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, MAN?
PUT THAT THING DOWN! IT´S ONLY SAM.
- DON´T WORRY ABOUT IT. - SAM!
YOU´RE BUYING WEED OFF OF SAM?
YEAH, HE´S GOT SOME GOOD SHIT.
NO, SAM´S GOT SOME SERIOUS PROBLEMS, RICKY.
LOOK, HE SAID EVERYTHING BETWEEN YOU AND HIM IS COOL.
WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THE FUCKING CAMERAS, MAN!
[ GUNFIRE ]
JESUS CHRIST! SAM, IT´S JULIAN!
JESUS!
FUCK!
- PUT YOUR GUN DOWN, SAM! - SOMEONE´S GONNA GET HURT!
YOU PUT YOUR FUCKING GUN DOWN!
- IT´S COOL. - YOU WANT TO GET HURT?
COME ON, RICKY, WHAT´S UP WITH THE CAMERAS, MAN?
EVERYTHING´S COOL.
I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE THE COPS!
EVERYTHING IS FUCKING COOL HERE!
GO BACK TO THE TRUCK!
YOU GUYS GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
I TOLD YOU YOU WERE GONNA FUCK THIS UP!
- PUT YOUR FUCKING GUN AWAY! - RICKY, STOP YOUR SWEARING!
YOU´RE COMING OFF AS AN ASSHOLE ON TV.
OH, I´M SORRY ABOUT YOUR LITTLE TV SHOW HERE.
I´M TRYING TO BUY SOME FUCKING WEED!
GO BACK TO THE TRUCK!
SAM´S GOT THIS THING THAT´S LIKE A CALCULATOR,
BUT HE CAN SEND INFORMATION SUPPOSEDLY ALL OVER THE WORLD.
I DON´T KNOW IF HE´S FULL OF SHIT OR WHAT, BUT --
RICKY, IT´S THE INTERNET. COMPUTERS, THE INTERNET.
I DON´T KNOW.
WHAT´S -- WHAT´S THIS?
- WHAT IN THE -- - WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
PUT THE DOPE IN THE --
WHAT THE FUCK IS HIS PROBLEM? WHAT IS THIS SHIT?
PUT IT IN THE GLOVE BOX, RICKY.
DUMB!
WHAT´S YOUR PROBLEM, ASSHOLE?
WHAT´S THIS?
[ BELL DINGING ]
WHAT THE HELL´S GOING ON HERE?
WHAT´S IN THE GLASS, JULIAN?
A DRINK. WHY?
WHAT´S THAT SMELL? IT SMELLS LIKE WEED TO ME.
PUT YOUR HANDS AGAINST THE HOOD. I´M SEARCHING THE TRUCK.
YOU PUT YOUR HANDS AGAINST THE HOOD AND FUCK OFF!
YOU WATCH YOURSELF, RICKY. I KNOW WHAT´S GOING ON HERE.
LAHEY! LAHEY! LAHEY!
YOU´RE NOT A COP ANYMORE, ALL RIGHT?
I WAS A POLICE OFFICER.
BUT THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO.
I DON´T WANT TO GET INTO THE DETAILS,
BUT, UH, IT SIMPLY CAME DOWN TO TWO CHOICES, SO I RESIGNED.
DON´T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT ME BEING A COP AGAIN!
- LAHEY, PLEASE LEAVE. - DON´T!
YOU´RE NOT A FUCKING COP.
YOU WATCH YOURSELF!
DRUG DEALING´S AGAINST THE LAW, REMEMBER?
YOU´RE ON PROBATION.
LAHEY! LAHEY!
PEOPLE WHO DEAL DRUGS WHEN THEY´RE ON PROBATION, JULIAN,
GO BACK TO JAIL!
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?
LAHEY, CALM DOWN FOR A MINUTE, ALL RIGHT?
- YOU´RE NOT A COP ANYMORE. - YOU WANT TO SEARCH SOMETHING?
DON´T YOU EVER TALK TO ME ABOUT BEING A COP AGAIN!
- YOU HEAR ME?! - SEARCH THIS.
- LAHEY. - JESUS!
I THOUGHT YOU WERE A MAN OF YOUR WORD, YOU KNOW.
WE´RE LETTING YOU THROUGH HERE.
RANDY! RANDY! GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!
LAHEY, GET OUT OF THE WAY!
HEY, LAHEY, NEED A RIDE ANYWHERE?
YEAH. WE GOT THIS ALL ON TAPE, BOYS.
HAVE A NICE DAY!
I HAVEN´T FORGOTTEN WHAT I LEARNED AS A COP,
AND BELIEVE ME, I WON´T REST
UNTIL THOSE TWO IDIOTS ARE BACK IN CON COLLEGE.
HERE, TAKE THAT.
WHAT´S THIS FOR?
7 BUCKS AN HOUR.
YOU´RE LOOKING AFTER SPARKY FOR AN HOUR.
I CAN´T LOOK AFTER THE DOG RIGHT NOW.
I GOT TO BABYSIT TRINITY AND MAKE WEED BROWNIES.
I DON´T CARE. YOU´RE LOOKING AFTER SPARKY, ALL RIGHT?
JULIAN, I CAN´T, NOT TODAY. WHY CAN´T YOU LOOK AFTER HIM?
BECAUSE I´VE GOT TO GO
TO THE DEPARTMENT OF MOTOR VEHICLES, ALL RIGHT?
WELL, TAKE THE LITTLE ASSHOLE WITH YOU!
I´M NOT TAKING HIM WITH ME.
YOU KNOW WHAT THOSE IDIOTS ARE LIKE!
I COULD BE IN THERE FOR 15 MINUTES.
I COULD BE IN THERE FOR AN HOUR.
JULIAN, I CAN´T! NOT TODAY, MAN!
I GOT CUSTOMERS SHOWING UP IN TWO HOURS FOR WEED BROWNIES.
I DON´T CARE. I´M NOT LEAVING THE DOG IN THE TRUCK, RICKY.
- YOU´RE LOOKING AFTER THE DOG! - HOLY FUCK!
GUYS, CAN YOU YOU FOLLOW HIM FOR THE NEXT HOUR
AND FILM EVERYTHING HE DOES?
NO, NO, NO, YOU´RE NOT LEAVING THESE DICKS
AND THE DOG WITH ME FOR THE NEXT HOUR.
YOU´RE LOOKING AFTER THE DOG, RICKY, THAT´S ALL.
YOU´RE PAYING ME 7 BUCKS TO WATCH THE DOG AND THESE DICKS?
ENOUGH! YOU´RE LOOKING AFTER THE DOG!
I´M IN CHARGE HERE, ALL RIGHT?
THIS IS BULLSHIT, MAN.
FUCK!
AT LEAST WITH THE FILM CREW AROUND RICKY TODAY,
THERE´S A BETTER CHANCE OF HIM NOT SCREWING THINGS UP
BECAUSE HE´S AFRAID OF LOOKING LIKE AN IDIOT.
PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SAYING, YOU KNOW,
THAT HE´S LOOKING STUPID SOMETIMES ON TV.
♪ CRAZY, CRAZY, CRAZY ♪
BASICALLY, YOU PUT HALF AN OUNCE OF WEED INTO A TRAY OF BROWNIES,
YOU MAKE TWICE AS MUCH MONEY AS JUST SELLING PLAIN WEED,
AND THE OTHER GOOD THING IS, SOME PEOPLE
DON´T LIKE SMOKING WEED, LIKE OLDER FOLKS AND THAT,
SO I GO TO AN OLD FOLKS´ HOME WITH A TRAY OF BROWNIES
AND MAKE LOTS OF MONEY.
ANYWAY, I GOT A TRAY ALMOST READY HERE NOW.
AH, FUCK!
HOLY SHIT!
I LOST THIS GUN LIKE THREE YEARS AGO.
[ GUNSHOT ]
- IT´S EVEN LOADED! - RICKY!
WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SHOOTING THAT GUN IN MY TRAILER?
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, RAY. CHILL OUT!
THIS IS A GREAT LITTLE GUN. BASICALLY YOU, UH --
CLIP GOES IN.
JUST COCK IT, AND YOU GOT ABOUT 15 SHOTS
AS FAST AS YOU CAN PULL THE TRIGGER.
IT´S A NICE, RELIABLE GUN, TOO, WHICH IS GOOD,
´CAUSE YOU GET IN A SHOOTOUT, THE LAST THING YOU WANT
IS A CHEAP PIECE-OF-SHIT GUN JAMMING UP ON YOU.
- WHAT´S UP, DUDE? - HEARD YOU WERE MAKING SOME WEED BROWNIES.
- THINK WE CAN WE GET SOME? - WHAT THE FUCK DO GUYS YOU WANT?
WE WANT TO GET SOME WEED BROWNIES.
[ SNAPS FINGERS ] SMOKES, LET´S GO.
FUCK! I JUST ROLLED THEM.
- GIVE A COUPLE TO HER, TOO. - WHAT´S UP, TRIN?
I GOT NOTHING READY RIGHT NOW, GUYS.
GET THE -- LET´S GO. GET OUT, GET OUT.
WHEN CAN WE COME BACK AND GET SOME?
COME BACK LATER. GET OUT. LET´S GO.
- WHAT TIME, RICKY? - AT 6:00. I DON´T KNOW!
- [ CLANG ] - ARE YOU GUYS STUPID OR WHAT?
HEY, DUDE, YOUR DOG´S IN SOME SHIT, DUDE!
HOLY SHIT!
YOU LITTLE ASSHOLE! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
[ DIALING ]
[ SIGHS ]
JULIAN, IT´S RICKY. GET OVER HERE, MAN.
WE GOT A MAJOR SITUATION.
- [ GUNSHOT ] - AH, FUCK!
AH, I´M FUCKING SHOT! GET OVER HERE!
RICKY, GET THE HELL OUT OF MY TRAILER WITH THAT GUN!
SORRY, RICKY!
IT´S OKAY, TRINITY. IT´S NOT YOUR FAULT.
GO GET DADDY A T-SHIRT FROM RAY.
AH, FUCK!
CHRIST, JUST -- YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN YOU´RE FRIGGIN´ AROUND WITH GUNS, RICKY! GO ON!
- GET OUT OF THE TRAILER! - IT WAS A FUCKING ACCIDENT!
WHO´S BEEN INTO MY LIQUOR?
I SHOT MY DADDY IN THE BUM, AND MOMMY´S GONNA GET MAD AT ME.
THESE TASTE FUNNY!
IN CASE YOU DIDN´T NOTICE, I´M SHOT IN THE ASS HERE!
GET OUT OF THE TRAILER!
YOU´RE BLEEDING ALL OVER THE PLACE, RICKY, COME ON!
- HERE! HOW DOES THAT FEEL? - I´M SHOT IN THE ASS!
I TOLD YOU ABOUT SHOOTING GUNS IN A TRAILER!
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
OH, JESUS CHRIST!
WHAT THE HELL´S GOING ON, RICKY?
WHERE´S THE DOG?
HEY, YOU STAY OUT OF THIS.
YOU SHUT UP, RAY! WHERE´S THE DOG?
DON´T TELL MY DAD TO SHUT UP, MAN!
- WHERE´S THE DOG? - WHAT´S GOING ON HERE?
I GOT SHOT IN THE ASS BY TREVOR AND CORY!
THEY RAN OVER THERE! GO GET THEM!
NOT PAYING YOUR DRUG DEBTS AGAIN, EH, RICKY?
LAHEY, FUCK OFF!
OPEN LIQUOR, RAY.
HE´S ON HIS OWN PROPERTY! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
RANDY, WE GOT A 10-35 HERE.
I´M GONNA HAVE TO HAVE A 10-93 IMMEDIATELY.
WHAT´S GOING ON WITH THE DOG, RICKY?
LOOK, WE GOT A BIT OF A SITU--
- RICKY! RICKY! - JESUS CHRIST.
WHAT´S GOING ON WITH THE DOG?
WE GOT A BIT OF A SITUATION. GRAB THE DOG AND LET´S GO!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
I NEED A DOCTOR! GRAB THE DOG!
RICKY, WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHAT´S GOING ON WITH THE DOG?
I´LL TALK TO YOU ABOUT IT IN THE TRUCK.
IT´S NOT MY FAULT!
YOU´RE THE ONE WHO LEFT THE DOG WITH ME!
- I DIDN´T WANT TO LOOK AFTER HIM ANYWAY. - 45 MINUTES, RICKY!
RICKY, I WAS GONE FOR 45 MINUTES!
LOOK, I´M BLEEDING TO DEATH HERE!
JUST GET ME TO A DOCTOR AND SHUT UP!
OH, YEAH, TAKE YOU TO THE DOCTOR.
WHAT´S GONNA HAPPEN?
THE POLICE WILL GET INVOLVED. RICKY, THINK!
I DON´T CARE. I´M BLEEDING TO DEATH HERE!
YOU DON´T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND THAT!
LOOK AT MY ASS!
I DON´T CARE ABOUT YOUR ASS, RICKY!
I´M GONNA CALL LEVI!
LEVI! FUCK LEVI! I NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION!
LISTEN, RICKY, IF THAT DOG DIES,
I SWEAR TO GOD, I´LL LET YOU BLEED TO DEATH, ALL RIGHT?
I DON´T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE DOG, ALL RIGHT?
- SHUT UP! - WHAT´S MORE IMPORTANT, ME OR A DOG?!
- SHUT UP! - WHAT´S MORE IMPORTANT?
- SHUT UP! - [ DIALING ]
I´M FUCKING BLEEDING TO DEATH HERE!
COME ON, LEVI!
FUCKING ASSHOLE!
LEVI, THANK GOD! I´VE GOT A SITUATION ON MY HAND HERE!
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING EATING MY BROWNIES?
RICKY´S GOT A BULLET IN HIS ASS
AND HE FED THE DOG A BUNCH OF WEED BROWNIES!
I DIDN´T FEED THE DOG THE BROWNIES!
- YOU FED THE DOG! - HE ATE THEM!
- I NEED THE FUCKING BROWNIES! - SHUT UP.
I´M ON THE PHONE, RICKY! SHUT UP!
THIS IS FUCKED UP!
WHAT WAS HE THINKING, LEAVING THAT POOR ANIMAL WITH RICKY?
[ CHUCKLES ] I DON´T KNOW.
ANYWAY, I SENT THEM BOTH OVER
TO A FRIEND OF MINE WHO´S A VETERINARIAN.
MM-HMM!
SEE, NOW, YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL SOMETHING ABOUT A PERSON
BY HOW THEY TREAT ANIMALS.
ONE HOUR WITH RICKY, AND THE DOG´S ON DRUGS!
YOU MUST BE LEVI´S FRIENDS.
YEAH, LISTEN UP, DOC. YO, YO, YO, YO!
LISTEN, PAY ATTENTION. THIS DOG´S IN SERIOUS TROUBLE.
HE ATE A BUNCH OF WEED BROWNIES.
MY FRIEND´S GOT A .38 SLUG IN HIS ASS.
YEAH, LIKE I´M BLEEDING TO DEATH BIG TIME!
THE DOG´S ON DOPE. YOU GUYS ARE INTELLIGENT.
YOU KNOW WHAT THE DEAL IS, THOUGH, RIGHT?
THERE´S A BROWN AND WHITE -- HEY.
TAKE THE KEYS TO MY TRUCK. IT´S RIGHT THERE.
PLATES ARE OFF IT, OKAY?
THERE´S A BROWN AND WHITE BARN JUST DOWN THE ROAD,
YOU CAN´T MISS IT. THERE´S A RIDING MOWER INSIDE.
FARMER OWES ME A LOT OF COIN, OKAY?
PICK IT UP, BRING IT BACK -- SIMPLE.
CAN YOU JUST GET THE FUCKING BULLET OUT OF MY ASS, PLEASE?
RICKY, RICKY, RICKY, RICKY!
I´M BLEEDING TO DEATH, ALL RIGHT?
I´M SICK OF THIS SHIT!
GREAT, YEAH, LET´S DEAL WITH THE DOG.
- RICKY, SHUT UP! - WHAT ABOUT ME?
SHUT UP!
THIS WILL INDUCE VOMITING. HE SHOULD BE ALL RIGHT.
HOPEFULLY, NOT TOO MUCH HAS BEEN DIGESTED.
THE MEDICATION SHOULD TAKE EFFECT SOON.
JUST TAKE HIM OUTSIDE, LET HIM THROW UP.
THEN TAKE HIM HOME, GIVE HIM A GOOD MEAL, LET HIM SLEEP IT OFF.
THANKS, DOC.
OKAY, BIG BOY. TIME FOR YOU NOW.
IT´S ABOUT FUCKING TIME!
LET ME SEE THIS.
IT´S JUST A FLESH WOUND! WHAT A BIG WIMP!
OH, YEAH, JUST A FLESH WOUND.
YEAH.
COUPLE OF STITCHES, IT´LL FIX YOU RIGHT UP.
ALL RIGHT, RICKY, WE GOT TWO MINUTES.
I WANT THIS TO BE QUICK AND PROFESSIONAL.
HERE YOU GO. BREAK IN.
WHY DO I HAVE TO BREAK IN?
BECAUSE IT´S ALL YOUR FAULT AND I´M IN CHARGE! HURRY UP.
IT´S YOUR FAULT. YOU GAVE ME THE DOG.
HURRY UP!
[ ALARM WAILING ]
JESUS CHRIST!
[ GUNSHOTS ]
WHO THE FUCK PUTS AN ALARM SYSTEM IN A BARN?
FUCKING IDIOTS!
HEY, RETARD! CAN YOU HEAR ME?
I NEED A HAND IN HERE! COME FUCKING HELP US!
OH, IT´S IN NEUTRAL NOW.
WELL, SORRY I´M NOT SO SMART. I DIDN´T KNOW THAT.
TAKE THESE PLANKS! GET THEM BY THE TRUCK!
WE GOT TO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE, RICKY!
JESUS!
YOU GUYS FOLLOW US AROUND, BUT YOU CAN HELP OUT AT LEAST!
ALL RIGHT, LET´S GO, BOYS! LET´S GO!
WHOA, WHOA! WHO THE FUCK IS THAT GUY?
- WHAT DO YOU WANT? - RELAX, RICKY, RELAX, RICKY.
- WHAT DO YOU WANT? - WHAT´S GOING ON?
NOTHING!
- [ GUNSHOT ] - FUCK!
AAH! FUCK!
- COME ON, GET UP! - FUCK! FUCK!
GET IN THE TRUCK!
- RICKY! - AAH! FUCKIN´ SHOT!
- RICKY, GET IN THE TRUCK! - [ GUNSHOT ]
RICKY, GET IN THE TRUCK!
FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK!
GET IN THE TRUCK!
FUCK!
- HURRY, MAN! - [ GUNSHOTS ]
I´M FUCKING SHOT AGAIN HERE!
I´M FUCKING SHOT!
HOLD YOUR FIRE! SOMEBODY´S HURT HERE!
GET IN!
[ SIREN WAILS IN DISTANCE ]
JUST A SECOND! I´M ALL CAUGHT UP HERE!
RICKY!
JUST A MINUTE, JULIAN!
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
HERE, TAKE THIS FOR A SECOND.
GIVE ME THAT! HELLO?
HEY, SWEETIE, HOW YOU DOING?
JUST A SEC. HERE´S YOUR DAD.
RICKY! RICKY!
IT´S TRINITY!
FOR CHRIST´S SAKE.
HELLO. HEY, MUNCHKIN.
DADDY´S BUM´S FINE, SWEETIE, YEAH.
WHY ARE YOU TALKING SO FUNNY?
WELL, DON´T DRINK ANY MORE, OKAY?
DADDY´S GOT TO GO. HE´S GONNA BE HOME SOON.
HOPEFULLY BEFORE MOMMY, ALL RIGHT?
JUST STAY THERE. I´LL SEE YOU IN A SECOND.
HERE, TAKE THIS.
HERE.
COME ON!
I GOT TO GO IN THERE, MAN. I NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION.
RICKY!
- I NEED A DOCTOR HERE. I´M SHOT! - RICKY! RICKY! RICKY!
RICKY! THINK ABOUT IT!
YOU´VE GOT A GUNSHOT WOUND, ALL RIGHT?
THE POLICE ARE GONNA QUESTION YOU.
WHAT DO -- WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST, JULIAN?
WE´RE GOING TO THE VET. GET IN THE TRUCK.
THE VET IS A DICK, JULIAN!
I ONLY HEARD OF ONE GUY GETTING SHOT TWICE IN ONE DAY
IN UNRELATED INCIDENTS, AND HE WAS A REAL DICK.
GOT A COMEDIAN HERE, EH?
ARE YOU CALLING ME A DICK?
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
IS HE CALLING ME A DICK?
AH! AH!
OH, FOR FUCK´S SAKES!
FUCKING KIDDING ME!
AND, UH, HOW´S OUR LITTLE GUNSHOT VICTIM TONIGHT?
- WHAT´S THIS? - IT´S MY DUTY TO INFORM YOU --
JESUS!
[ WINDSHIELD SHATTERS ]
CHRIST!
GET BACK HERE, YOU LITTLE BUGGERS!
GO DEAL WITH THAT, LAHEY, INSTEAD OF WORRYING ABOUT US!
JUST RELAX, RICKY, WE´RE TAKING CARE OF IT.
THANK YOU, RANDY.
WHAT YOU DOING WITH THE LIGHT THERE, RANDY?
LET´S JUST START FROM THE BEGINNING, GUYS.
10:15.
WHAT ARE YOU WRITING THERE, SHIT ROCK?
YOU THINK YOU´RE SMARTER THAN ME, DON´T YOU, RICKY?
WELL, YOU´RE NOT.
THE OLD SHITLINER IS COMING TO PORT.
I´LL BE THERE TO TIE HER UP.
WHAT THE FUCK´S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
LAHEY, OPEN THE GATE, OKAY?
I´M NOT IN THE MOOD FOR YOUR COP-WANNABE SHIT.
PLEASE! I´VE HAD A LONG DAY.
WELL, I´VE HAD A LONG DAY, TOO, THERE, JULIAN.
TRYING TO MAKE THIS TRAILER PARK A SAFE, NICE PLACE TO LIVE,
A PLACE WE CAN ALL BE PROUD OF.
AND THAT WILL HAPPEN, JUST AS SOON AS
YOU IDIOTS ARE BACK IN JAIL, ESPECIALLY YOU, RICKY.
HEY, LAHEY, KNOCK, KNOCK.
WHO´S THERE, RICK?
MR. STUPIDY HEAD THAT´S FUCKING PISSING ME OFF RIGHT NOW,
THINKS HE´S CAPTAIN OF THE SHITLINER,
AND, BY THE WAY, YOUR FISH STICKS SUCK.
SO FUCK OFF. OPEN THE GATE!
THAT´S REAL SMART, RICKY.
LET ´EM THROUGH, RANDY.
ARE YOU SURE, MR. LAHEY?
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
GET OUT OF THE WAY!
LISTEN!
STOP IT!
[ ENGINE REVS ]
BUNCH OF JERKS.
HI, LUCY. I´M HOME.
WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN?
SHUT UP. TRINITY´S TRYING TO SLEEP.
WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN?
WELL, DIDN´T YOU HEAR? I GOT SHOT TWICE TODAY.
I GOT SHOT IN THE ASS AND THE ARM.
YEAH, NICE. TRINITY CAME HOME DRUNK AGAIN TODAY.
THAT´S A REALLY GOOD EXAMPLE OF GOOD PARENTING.
MY DAD PASSED OUT. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
- OKAY, WHATEVER. - SHE DIDN´T --
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! GET OUT OF HERE! GET OUT!
- ALL RIGHT, GUYS, I GUESS YOU´RE GOING TO HAVE TO LEAVE. - NO, DON´T TELL THEM WHAT TO DO!
JUST GO IN HERE. I WANT TO TALK TO YOU!
JESUS. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO BUY SOME DOPE
AND BE BACK IN HALF AN HOUR.
I GOT SHOT. I´M SO SORRY!
TRINITY SHOT ME IN THE ASS AND THEN THIS FARMER...
WHAT-FUCKING-EVER.
- YOU´RE STILL FUCKING HERE! - ...SHOT ME WITH A SHOTGUN.
GET THE FUCK OUT!
GO!
HOW WAS SURGERY TODAY?
I DIDN´T HAVE SURGERY TODAY.
YOU DIDN´T HAVE SURGERY?
NO. BY THE WAY...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
OH, YOU TRICKED ME!
YOU WENT SHOPPING TODAY, DIDN´T YOU?
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
AND HERE´S THE NEW N.W.A. THAT YOU WANTED.
NO WAY! GRANDMA!
THANK YOU! THANK YOU!
HERE, GIVE ME A HUG.
TAKE LITTLE SPARKY.
THANK YOU.
WHAT´S WRONG WITH SPARKY? ACTING UP TODAY.
UM, HE´S, UH -- THERE WAS A CAT OVER AT THE HOUSE, AND...
OH. YOU´RE HAVING ANOTHER DRINK?
THIS IS THE LAST ONE I´M HAVING TONIGHT.
WELL, LET´S HOPE IT IS.
WELL, I´VE ONLY HAD A FEW TODAY.
- ONLY A FEW TODAY? - YEAH.
WELL, I DON´T LIKE TO SEE YOU DRINKING TOO MUCH.
IT´S NOT GOOD FOR ANYBODY.
[ SIGHS ]
NEXT MESSAGE.
HEY, JULIAN, IT´S RICKY.
JUST LETTING YOU KNOW THAT I´M SINGLE NOW.
I COULD REALLY USE A FRIEND, SO IF YOU WANT TO STOP BY
AND GET DRUNK, I´LL BE SLEEPING IN MY CAR
IN MY DAD´S DRIVEWAY.
SEE YOU.
NEXT MESSAGE.
JULIAN, THAT DOG IS ALL FUCKED UP AND SILLY.
WHAT DID YOU GIVE TO HIM, LIQUOR?
I LOVE YOU, DEAR.
NEXT MESSAGE.
HEY, JULIAN, IT´S BILLY, THE SOUND MAN.
THANKS FOR DROPPING ME OFF AT THE HOSPITAL.
THE DOCTOR SAID YOU SAVED MY LIFE.
I´M OUT OF SURGERY, AND THINGS WENT REALLY WELL.
I SHOULD BE BACK IN FOUR TO SIX WEEKS,
SO -- SO DON´T LET THEM FIRE ME.
THIS IS THE BEST JOB I´VE EVER HAD.
SEE YOU.
[ SLOW PIANO MUSIC PLAYS ]