THAT MUST BE RICKY RIGHT NOW.
IT´S SCARY, BUT RICKY´S ACTUALLY STARTING
TO GET HIS SHIT TOGETHER.
I GUESS HE DIDN´T DRINK LAST NIGHT
SO THAT HE COULD TAKE HIS FAMILY ON A PICNIC TODAY
AND NOT BE HUNG OVER.
I´M PRETTY IMPRESSED WITH HIM.
- HOW´S IT GOING, RICK? - WHAT´S GOING ON, MAN?
LOOK, CAN I BORROW YOUR PROPANE STOVE AND 10 BUCKS FOR SMOKES?
- 10 BUCKS? - JUST TAKIN´ MY FAMILY ON A LITTLE PICNIC HERE.
[ EXPLOSION ]
ALL RIGHT, IT´S NO BIG DEAL. IT´S JUST THE RADIATOR!
SHUT IT DOWN. LET´S GO! OPEN THE HOOD.
JESUS CHRIST, SOMEONE WANT TO GET ME OUT OF THIS THING
BEFORE IT EXPLODES?!
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
FUCK! RANDY, GET THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER!
YOU BETTER CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT
BEFORE MR. STUPID´S CAR EXPLODES.
FRIG OFF, LAHEY.
DID YOU JUST CALL MY SON STUPID?
THIS HAPPENS ALL THE TIME, IT´S NO BIG DEAL!
IT´S JUST THE FUCKING RADIATOR.
YEAH, I JUST CALLED YOUR SON STUPID!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
BREAK IT UP! BREAK IT UP!
RICKY, GET OFF HIM!
[ SHOUTING CONTINUES ]
[ SLOW PIANO MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ CAT MEOWS ]
LUCY, I JUST CAN´T BELIEVE YOU BLAME THIS ON ME.
YOU´RE THE ONE WHO LEFT IT RUNNING!
WELL, I WASN´T -- HOW --
IF YOU HADN´T LEFT THE CAR RUNNING,
IT WOULDN´T HAVE OVERHEATED.
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.
FAMILY DAY IS RUINED.
NO, THE THING IS, LUCY,
IS THAT WHEN I HAD THE CAR RUNNING IN THE DRIVEWAY,
THERE WAS ALL THESE THINGS GOING ON --
YOU FIXING YOUR HAIR AND THAT.
IF I HAD KNOWN IT WAS GONNA TAKE SO LONG, I WOULDN´T HAVE LEFT IT RUNNING.
YOU´RE GONNA TURN THIS AROUND ON ME?
I RUINED FAMILY DAY? "IT´S ALL LUCY´S FAULT"?
IT´S NOT ALL YOUR FAULT, BUT 90%.
THIS IS NEVER GONNA WORK.
IT´S RIDICULOUS.
WHAT´S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS RELATIONSHIP?
NOTHING, THAT´S WHAT. WE´RE HAVING A FUCKING PICNIC.
I´M SORRY ABOUT SWEARING. WE´LL HAVE A PICNIC TOMORROW.
RICKY, COME ON, MAN. FORGET ABOUT IT.
LET´S GO DOWN TO THE TRAILER AND GET DRUNK. COME ON.
DAD, LOOK, I GOT TO GET THE CAR GOING HERE.
I´LL BE WITH YOU IN A MINUTE.
TELL MOMMY I´M SORRY, ALL RIGHT?
I´M JUST STRESSED OUT BECAUSE I DIDN´T GET DRUNK LAST NIGHT.
I KNOW IT´S NOT YOUR FAULT.
YEAH, THIS IS LIKE THE SEVENTH TIME
LUCY´S DUMPED HIM SINCE HE´S GOTTEN OUT OF JAIL.
I THINK IT´S RIDICULOUS.
JULIAN PROBABLY HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH IT
´CAUSE SHE FELL FOR HIM BACK IN JUNIOR HIGH,
AND YOU NEVER REALLY GET OVER THAT KIND OF SHIT, YOU KNOW.
I´D BE WORRIED IF THEY GOT BACK TOGETHER, THOUGH.
IT´S MY ONE CHANCE TO SHOW I´M A GOOD GUY.
I DIDN´T EVEN GET DRUNK LAST NIGHT,
AND NOW INSTEAD, I´M FUCKING STUPID AGAIN.
AND THAT´S MY FAULT?
I´M GOING TO GET DRUNK AT MY DAD´S. FUCK OFF!
HEY, DAD. WAIT UP.
COME ON, BUD.
NEXT MESSAGE.
HEY, JULIAN, IT´S ME.
HERE´S THE HEADLINE -- RICKY AND I ARE TOTALLY OVER.
YOU KNOW, MAYBE IT WOULD BE A DIFFERENT STORY
IF, LIKE, IT WAS A PERMANENT THING
AND I HAD A RING ON MY FINGER OR SOMETHING, BUT I DON´T.
SO, YOU KNOW, WHATEVER. YOU SHOULD CALL ME.
BECAUSE I´M JUST SITTING HERE ALL ALONE, GETTING DRUNK.
AND, YOU KNOW, YOU CAN COME BY IF YOU WANT TO.
I GOT LOTS OF RUM.
I NEED SOME ADVICE.
I GOT TO GO SEE BUBBLES.
PLATO´S THE SMARTEST MAN THAT EVER LIVED.
HE SAID IT´S OKAY TO LIE
IF IT TRULY BENEFITS THE CAUSE OF THE PEOPLE.
SUCKER CALLED IT "THE NOBLE LIE."
[ CAT MEOWS ]
SO YOU HAVE TO LIE TO LUCY, JULIAN.
OTHERWISE, SHE´S NEVER GONNA LEAVE YOU ALONE.
BESIDES, IT´S A GOOD LIE.
RICKY AND LUCY LOVE EACH OTHER.
IT´S NOT GONNA HURT ANYTHING.
I DON´T FEEL GOOD
LYING ABOUT RICKY WANTING TO MARRY HER, BUT, YOU KNOW,
HOW ELSE AM I GONNA GET THEM BACK TOGETHER?
HE LOVES YOU GUYS SO MUCH.
DO YOU KNOW THAT?
WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT RICKY, YOU KNOW?
WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT ANYTHING, YOU KNOW WHAT I´M SAYIN´?
BECAUSE, LUCE, I WASN´T SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU THIS, ALL RIGHT?
[ TRINITY GIGGLES ]
BUT RICKY TOLD ME THAT HE WAS GONNA
ASK YOU TO MARRY HIM TODAY AT THE PICNIC.
- [ SCOFFS ] - NO, THAT´S -- I´M SERIOUS.
THAT´S WHY HE´S SO UPSET.
I´M SERIOUS.
REALLY?
HE´S GONNA ASK ME TO MARRY HIM?
YOU SHOULD GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE.
COME ON.
YOU´RE LYING.
LUCY, I´M --
YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW YOU´RE LYING?
BECAUSE THESE GUYS ARE HERE.
- NO, NO, NO. - NICE!
- LUCY, LUCY, I´M TELLING YOU THE TRUTH. - WHAT? WHAT?
- WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? - LUCY.
NO, DON´T YOU "LUCY" ME!
YOU COME IN HERE WITH YOUR LITTLE TV CREW
JUST TO ADD A LITTLE BIT OF DRAMA
TO GET RID OF ME AND TRINITY SO THAT YOU DON´T HAVE TO BE --
LUCY, I´M NOT LYING.
GET YOUR HAND OFF ME.
I´M NOT LYING.
- YOU´RE NOT LYING? - NO.
WELL, IF YOU´RE NOT LYING, WHY ISN´T RICKY IN FRONT OF ME,
ON HIS KNEE RIGHT NOW, ASKING FOR MY HAND IN MARRIAGE, EH?
NO REASON, BECAUSE IT´S NOT TRUE.
I´LL BELIEVE IT WHEN I SEE IT.
NOW, I JUST HAVE TO CONVINCE RICKY TO GO THROUGH WITH IT,
AND... THAT MIGHT NOT BE EASY.
YOU CAN´T BE SITTING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD DRINKING.
IT´S AGAINST THE LAW.
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
BREAK IT UP! BREAK IT UP!
RICKY, SHUT UP! BREAK IT UP!
THIS IS DRUNK AND DISORDERLY!
YOU OWE ME A 12-PACK OF BEER, ASSHOLE!
RICKY, RICKY, WOULD YOU GUYS STOP IT? LAHEY!
- I CANNOT BELIEVE HOW STUPID THESE GUYS ARE. - LAHEY. LAHEY.
- RICKY, GET OFF. - LIKE FATHER, LIKE STUPID SON!
LAHEY, LAHEY, GET HIM OFF THE STREET!
- WE´VE BEEN TRYING TO GET HIM OFF THE DAMN STREET! - WELL, GET HIM OUT OF HERE.
GO MOW SOME LAWNS OR SOMETHING, YOU GREASY BASTARD!
LAHEY, YOU WANT A SMOKE? ´CAUSE I GOT ONE RIGHT FUCKING HERE FOR YOU.
RICKY, YOU GOT ONE JOKE IN YOUR RESITORY, DO YOU, RICK?
YOU OWE ME A BEER AND YOU OWE ME A BEER, YOU ASSHOLES!
COME ON, RANDY.
DON´T YOU GUYS HAVE SOME HOGS TO FUCK, THERE, BOYS?
WHAT?
FUCK OFF!
COME ON, RICKY, I GOT TO TALK TO YOU
- ABOUT SOMETHING IMPORTANT, ALL RIGHT? - FUCKING DICK.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA TALK TO ME ABOUT?
I JUST GOT TO TALK TO YOU.
[ BOTTLES CLATTER ]
[ Slurring ] I´M SORRY, JULIAN.
I GUESS I FUCKED UP AGAIN, DIDN´T I, BUDDY?
SEEMS LIKE I´M ALWAYS FUCKING UP AND --
HEY, MAN, YOU´RE NOT LISTENING TO ME, BUDDY.
- I´M HE-- RICKY. - SEEMS LIKE I´M ALWAYS FUCKING UP
AND YOU´RE ALWAYS COMING TO MY RESCUE, MAN.
YEAH.
THE THING IS, LIKE, WE GOT
THIS PLUTONIUM KIND OF LOVE SHIT GOING.
AND I DON´T WANT TO FUCK THAT UP, ALL RIGHT?
- ALL RIGHT. - I LOVE YOU, BUDDY.
OKAY, BUDDY. ALL RIGHT.
I´M SERIOUS, MAN. I FUCKING LOVE YOU, ALL RIGHT?
ALL RIGHT.
CAN I HAVE A DRINK OF THAT, PLEASE, BUDDY?
RICKY, DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU GOT TO DO?
WHAT?
YOU GOT TO ASK LUCY TO MARRY YOU.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
I GOT NO MONEY, MAN! AND LIKE --
I DON´T KNOW. I´M NOT IN ANY RUSH TO MARRY LUCY.
WHAT´S THE BIG DEAL? WHY DO YOU GIVE A SHIT?
ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW, I DIDN´T WANT TO TELL YOU THIS, OKAY,
BUT BECAUSE YOU HAVEN´T MARRIED LUCY YET,
A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE SAYING YOU MIGHT BE GAY.
GAY?
ME?
YEAH.
I´M NOT GAY, YOU IDIOT! I LOVE LUCY.
I KNOW WHAT´S GOING ON.
I TOTALLY GOT IT FIGURED OUT.
IT´S JUST THE WAY THAT I ACT TOWARDS YOU,
LIKE THE WAY I ACT WHEN I´M AROUND YOU AND STUFF.
THAT´S WHAT´S GOING ON HERE.
NO, RICKY, IT´S BECAUSE YOU´VE BEEN WITH LUCY FOR EIGHT YEARS,
YOU HAVE A CHILD TOGETHER, YOU´RE NOT MARRIED.
PEOPLE THINK THAT´S WEIRD.
MAN, MAYBE I AM GAY.
HOLY FUCK!
I´M GAY!
OH, RICKY IS SO NOT GAY!
WHAT, DID CORY AND TREVOR TELL YOU THAT?
HERE COME FUCKING CORY AND TREVOR NOW.
MAN, THOSE GUYS ARE ALWAYS LIKE "GAY THIS"
AND FUCKING GAY EVERYTHING.
I THINK THEY´RE GAY.
SEE, I THINK IT´S KIND OF ODD FOR TWO GUYS
TO BE HUGGING IN A CAR PARKED ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD.
YOU KNOW, WE´RE NOT SAYING IT´S GAY OR ANYTHING.
I DON´T KNOW WHAT WOULD MAKE SOMEBODY GAY,
IF THAT WOULD MAKE THEM GAY OR NOT.
YEAH, I DON´T KNOW IF THEY´RE GAY.
BUT IT´S DEFINITELY WEIRD.
YOU DON´T HUG PEOPLE, LIKE, ALL THE TIME.
I´D HUG HIM IF, LIKE, HIS MOTHER DIED OR SOMETHING,
BUT THEIR MOTHER DIDN´T DIE, YOU KNOW WHAT I´M SAYING?
SO I DON´T KNOW. IT´S KIND OF STRANGE.
YOU´RE NOT GAY, RICKY.
I DON´T KNOW. IT SEEMS LIKE I MUST BE, I GUESS.
NO, DUDE, RICKY, FORGET I EVEN BROUGHT THAT UP, OKAY?
I´M NOT GONNA FORGET ABOUT IT.
I THINK WE´RE BOTH GAY.
WE´RE NOT GAY!
LISTEN, I JUST HEARD PEOPLE TALKING
ABOUT YOU BEING GAY AND STUFF.
AND, YOU KNOW, I KNOW YOU BETTER THAN ANYBODY ELSE.
- YOU´RE NOT GAY. - YOU DON´T THINK?
NO! WE´RE GONNA GO TO LEVI´S HOUSE.
YOU´RE GONNA ASK HIM FOR SOME HELP GETTING A JOB,
AND THEN YOU´RE GONNA GO OVER TO LUCY´S PLACE
AND ASK HER TO MARRY YOU.
WELL, IF I ASK LUCY TO MARRY ME,
DO YOU THINK IT´S GONNA CANCEL OUT ALL THE GAY STUFF WITH EVERYBODY?
TOTALLY! TOTALLY! PEOPLE DO IT EVERY DAY!
I HOPE SO.
PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT YOU, THEY´RE NOT TALKING ABOUT ME.
WELL, WE´RE EITHER BOTH GAY OR BOTH NOT GAY.
- I KNOW. - THIS IS GOOD.
- HOW ARE YOU DOING, SON? - GOOD! GIVE ME A HUG.
OH, GIVE ME SOME SUGAR!
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
MM. GOOD TO SEE YOU.
YEAH.
HEY, DES, GOOD TO SEE YOU.
HI, RICKY.
SO WHAT´S UP, BOYS?
RICKY.
HE WANTS TO ASK YOU A FAVOR, LEVI.
I KNOW YOU AIN´T GONNA ASK ME FOR NO DOLLARS, NOW, BOY.
NO, LEVI, I´M NOT ASKING YOU FOR MONEY.
THE THING IS, LIKE, I´M LOOKING FOR A JOB HERE.
I´M TRYING TO GET MY SHIT TOGETHER.
I WANT TO MARRY LUCY AND HAVE TRINITY,
BUT EVERYONE AROUND THIS STUPID TRAILER PARK THINKS I´M GAY NOW.
WHAT?!
RICKY. LEVI, NO.
HE WAS HOPING YOU´D MAKE A COUPLE CALLS FOR HIM, LEVI.
MAYBE GET HIM ON THE CITY OR SOMETHING.
IF YOU CAN.
DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME?
LEVI, LOOK, I HAVEN´T DRANK AND DRIVE
IN OVER TWO YEARS, ALL RIGHT, AND I´M SORRY ABOUT THAT.
IF I COULD GO BACK IN TIME, I WOULD.
IT WAS ONE OF THOSE THINGS YOU DO
WHEN YOU´RE YOUNG, YOU´RE STUPID.
YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE A FEW DRINKS.
THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW, YOU´RE IN A VEHICLE SMASHING INTO THINGS.
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!
IT WAS RICKY´S FIRST DAY ON THE JOB.
HE DECIDES TO TAKE THE DUMP TRUCK FOR A JOYRIDE.
HE COMES BOMBING DOWN HERE SHOWING OFF.
YOU KNOW, THERE ARE CERTAIN ACCIDENTS
WHERE YOU MAY BE DRUNK AND ON DRUGS,
BUT IT´S GONNA HAPPEN ANYWAY, WHETHER YOU ARE OR YOU´RE NOT.
THEN THE TRUCK STARTS TO SPIN SIDEWAYS AND FLIP AROUND.
GARBAGE TRUCK, I MEAN, THE SHOCKS ARE DIFFERENT,
A LOT MORE WEIGHT.
DRAGS UPSIDE DOWN ACROSS THE GROUND HERE,
SPARKS FLYING EVERYWHERE.
NEXT THING I KNOW, WE´RE CRASHING INTO STUFF,
THINGS ARE CATCHING ON FIRE.
HE ROCKS INTO TERRY´S MONTE CARLO.
AND THE MONTE CARLO WAS DOPE, TOO, MAN,
IT WAS SO SAD. HE JUST COMPLETELY FLATTENS IT.
LIKE I SAID, IT WAS NO BIG DEAL, AND I DON´T KNOW WHY
I GOT FIRED OVER IT, WHICH REALLY PISSED ME OFF.
THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME HE WENT TO JAIL AFTER THAT STUNT.
IT WAS. HE WAS LIKE A HERO FOR ABOUT TWO SECONDS.
LOOK, I HAVEN´T DRANKEN AND DROVEN
IN ABOUT TWO YEARS, ALL RIGHT.
I´M NOT GONNA SCREW UP LIKE THAT AGAIN.
OKAY, NOW, RICKY, NOW, YOU REALLY WANT
TO GET YOUR LIFE TURNED AROUND, YES?
YES, THAT´S WHY I´M HERE.
I WANT TO GET MARRIED TO LUCY.
AND, YOU KNOW, ME AND TRINITY AND LUCY
CAN LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
I´LL GET A REAL JOB, GROW SOME DOPE --
ARE YOU GONNA WORK HARD AT THAT JOB?
YEAH! I SWEAR TO GOD.
LEVI, I WOULD NOT COME HERE AND ASK THIS UNLESS I HAD CHANGED.
- I´M NOT AN IDIOT. - I NEVER SAID YOU WERE.
- I´M A BIG FUCKING MAN. - YOU ARE.
AND YOU´RE TRYING TO COME HERE
TO ASK ME TO DO YOU A FAVOR, AND YOU´RE LYING TO ME.
- GET OUT OF HERE. GO ON. - LEVI.
- GET OUT OF HERE. - YOU KNOW, FORGET IT.
I TOLD YOU THIS WAS A STUPID IDEA, YOU DICK.
YOU´RE BEING STUPID AGAIN, RICKY, THAT´S WHY.
I JUST DON´T KNOW HOW TO EXPRESS MYSELF SOMETIMES
WHEN I NEED TO BE PROPERLY DIFFERENT.
FUCK!
I GOT AN APPOINTMENT AT 2:30 TODAY WITH A BANK MANAGER.
I WANT TO GET A LOAN.
THE THING IS, I WANT TO DO THIS BY MYSELF.
I DON´T NEED OTHER PEOPLE´S HELP, ESPECIALLY JULIAN´S.
[ ENGINE SPUTTERS ]
WHY ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME?!
I WANT $1,500.
I NEED $1,000 FOR MY DOPE EQUIPMENT,
AND THAT´LL LEAVE ME $500 TO BUY LUCY A NICE RING.
IF THE FUCKING CAR WOULD START.
YOU KNOW, MY LIFE´S FINALLY BACK TOGETHER,
SO THINGS ARE GOOD, YOU KNOW?
I´M IN THE RIGHT --
FUCK!
YOU LITTLE FUCKERS!
YOU´RE LUCKY I´M BUSY RIGHT NOW!
ANYWAY, THE CAR WON´T FUCKING START,
SO I´M GONNA SEE IF JULIAN WILL DRIVE ME TO THE FUCKING BANK.
I´LL JUST WAIT OVER HERE,
BECAUSE THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT.
HOW´S IT GOING?
I´M HERE TO SEE SOME GUY NAMED McINTYRE.
MR. McINTYRE.
RICHARD? HOW´S IT GOING?
I CAN SMOKE IN HERE, RIGHT?
NO SMOKING IN HERE, SIR.
WHAT? FOR FUCK´S SAKES!
- COME ON IN. - HOW´S IT GOING?
GOOD. HAVE A SEAT.
S...
SO, WHEN DID YOU GET OUT?
I´M SORRY?
OH, I´M SORRY, I THOUGHT -- I KNOW DES AND LEVI.
YOU -- WEREN´T YOU IN JAIL?
YEAH.
ARE THEY WITH YOU? WHAT´S WITH THE CAMERA?
I´M JUST DOING A LITTLE DOCUMENTARY ON MY LIFE.
COOL.
YOU KNOW, WE´VE LOOKED AT ALL THE --
SORRY, WE´RE IN A MEETING HERE.
NO, COME ON IN, GUYS. SEE HOW FUCKED UP THIS IS.
I´VE BEEN IN JAIL. I´VE PAID MY DEBT TO SOCIETY.
AND I STILL CAN´T GET A LOAN. THAT´S PRETTY FUCKED!
RICHARD, JUST -- JUST CALM DOWN.
I´M NOT CALMING DOWN! I´M PISSED OFF HERE!
NOW, I REALLY DON´T THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE THIS ATTITUDE.
I THINK IT´S JUST GETTING A BIT TOO TIGHT IN HERE FOR ME.
IT´S KIND OF PISSING ME OFF!
LOOK, THE THING IS, BETWEEN ME AND YOU --
UM, COULD YOU GUYS GET IN HERE, PLEASE?
I´ll be growing a bit of dope, all right?
I´M GONNA HAVE LOTS OF FUCKING MONEY.
I´M NOT ASKING YOU FOR A HOUSE HERE!
- I THINK YOU SHOULD JUST LEAVE. - FUCK YOU AND FUCK THIS SHIT!
- YOU GUYS FUCK OFF! - NO.
FUCK OFF! FUCK YOU!
FUCKING ASSHOLE, I´VE BEEN SEXUALLY ASSAULTED HERE!
THAT MAN TRIED TO ABUSE ME AT A PARTY!
NO, THAT´S NOT TRUE!
HE FEELS UP MEN AND WOMEN ALL OVER THE PLACE!
THAT´S NOT TRUE.
JULIAN! I NEED SOME HELP HERE!
GOD!
IS HE A FRIEND OF YOURS?
YEAH. CAN I STILL CALL YOU?
DO YOU HAVE A NUMBER OR ANYTHING?
YEAH.
I STILL CAN´T BELIEVE THE WAY THOSE FUCKING GORILLAS
THREW ME OUT OF THAT BANK, MAN.
YOU COULD HAVE BACKED ME UP
INSTEAD OF TRYING TO MAKE A GIRLFRIEND.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BUY A FUCKING WEDDING RING NOW, JULIAN, HUH?
CHECK THESE GUYS OUT!
WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING?
ARE THEY STEALING GAS?
WHAT´S GOING ON, DICKWEEDS?
WHAT´S UP, DUDE?
[ SNAPS FINGERS ] LET´S GO, SMOKES.
HERE´S THE DEAL, BOYS.
I´M GONNA BORROW YOUR CAR FOR A COUPLE HOURS.
ALL RIGHT. ARE WE GETTING YOUR TRUCK?
YOU GUYS ARE SO FUCKING STUPID, YOU KNOW THAT?
[ SNAPS FINGERS ] KEYS.
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS GONNA DO WITH MY CAR?
KNOCK, KNOCK, BOYS.
WHO´S THERE?
LET´S GO, GUYS.
I DON´T MIND YOU GUYS FOLLOWING US AROUND. LET´S GO.
SO WHAT THE FUCK´S GOING ON HERE?
WHY ARE WE IN TREVOR AND CORY´S CAR?
´CAUSE WE´RE GONNA DO A B&E.
- A B&E? - YES.
THAT´S PRETTY SMART.
LAST TIME WE DID A B&E, I GOT SHOT.
- RICKY. - I´M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL, JULIAN.
WE´RE GONNA GET YOU A RING TODAY, ALL RIGHT?
THE THING IS, WHEN YOU´RE SHOPPING FOR A RING, YOU GOT TO TAKE YOUR TIME,
BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, IT´S MY WIFE WE´RE TALKING ABOUT.
SHE´S NOT GONNA BE WEARING
ONE OF THOSE CUBIC ZARCARBIAN FUCKING THINGS.
SHE´S GONNA HAVE A NICE RING.
EXACTLY, AND WE KNOW THIS GUY WHO HAS A JEWELRY STORE
THAT RIPPED HIM OFF A FEW YEARS AGO.
YEAH. HE´S A FUCKING DICK. I SOLD HIM A BUNCH OF WEED.
HE NEVER, EVER PAID ME FOR IT, SO FUCK HIM!
I DON´T FEEL BAD FOR FUCKING HIM OVER.
NO, I MEAN, THAT´S WHAT INSURANCE COMPANIES ARE FOR ANYWAY.
IT´S NOT A BIG DEAL. HE´S GONNA GET HIS MONEY BACK.
- ALL RIGHT. - OKAY, DUDE.
SHH!
HELLO! MR. PETERSON FROM NEXT DOOR.
JUST CHECKING OUT YOUR PIPES!
ALL CLEAR. GO UPSTAIRS.
I´M GONNA GO TO THE KITCHEN.
HURRY UP!
WHAT IN THE FUCK?!
- [ GUNSHOTS ] - FUCK!
JULIAN, I NEED SOME HELP UP HERE!
- AH, FUCK! - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
COCKSUCKER CAME AT ME, MAN!
I PROBABLY GOT RABIES! AM I BLEEDING?
YEAH, YOU GOT A SCRATCH. PUT YOUR GUN DOWN, RICKY!
- WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? - DID YOU FIND A RING?
YEAH, MAN, I FOUND A TREASURE CHEST!
CHECK THAT OUT.
WELL, BRING IT DOWNSTAIRS. I GOT A CHEESE SANDWICH FOR YOU.
YOU LITTLE DICK!
I WALK IN THERE, AND THIS THING JUST JUMPS AT ME.
I FUCKING COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED!
NOW, TAKE YOUR TIME, RICKY, OKAY?
THIS IS IMPORTANT.
DON´T WORRY ABOUT THE PRICE.
WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE?
LET ME SEE.
NO, THAT´S NOT LUCY.
YEAH, I GUESS YOU´RE RIGHT.
THIS ONE´S NICE.
THAT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING FROM A BUBBLE GUM MACHINE, RICK.
WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK? I´M NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS.
I´VE NEVER REALLY DONE THIS BEFORE.
THERE WE GO. THAT´S LUCY.
- OH, MAN, THAT´S PERFECT. - [ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
IT´S BEAUTIFUL!
WHAT?
EVERYBODY OUT!
DID SHE JUST DIAL 911?
- COME ON! - COME ON, GUYS!
HOLY FUCK!
GET IN! QUICK!
[ SIREN WAILING ]
SWALLOW THE RING! HERE, TAKE THIS!
- WHAT? - SWALLOW THE RING!
- HE´S FUCKING PULLING US OVER, MAN. - RICKY, SWALLOW THAT RING!
WE´RE FUCKED! YOU DUMB-ASS!
- GET US OUT OF THIS. - JUST DON´T FUCKING SAY A WORD.
- GET US OUT OF THIS. - LET ME DO THE TALKING, MAN.
I´M NOT FUCKING GOING BACK TO JAIL, YOU IDIOT!
I GOT A RING STUCK IN MY THROAT. FUCK!
GENTLEMEN, DRIVER´S LICENSE AND REGISTRATION, PLEASE.
UH, THIS ISN´T OUR CAR.
AND I CHECKED IN HERE. I DON´T SEE ANYTHING.
YOU GOT NO REGISTRATION, NO NOTHING?
- HE HAVE -- - OUT OF THE CAR, GUYS.
- FOR FUCK´S SAKES! - OUT OF THE CAR.
[ POLICE RADIO CHATTER ]
OKAY, GUYS. WHAT´S YOUR FIRST NAME, BUD?
RANDY.
RANDY WHO?
RANDY LAHEY.
RANDY LAHEY?
YEP. YOU LOOK FAMILIAR.
I KNOW YOU FROM SOMEWHERE, TOO.
YOU KNOW JIM OR JIM KNOWS YOU OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
OH, THE WHOLE JIM TRICK. YEAH.
LIKE EVERYBODY KNOWS SOMEONE NAMED JIM, RIGHT?
SO WHEN HE GETS IN SHIT OR SOMETHING,
HE JUST, LIKE, THROWS THE NAME JIM OUT THERE,
AND HE FIGURES SOMEONE WILL PICK UP ON IT.
IT GIVES HIM AN IN, AND THEN HE´S HOME FREE.
...JIM REALLY WELL, DON´T YOU, OR SOMETHING?
- OR JIM KNOWS YOU? - JIM. MY FATHER, JIM, YOU MEAN?
OH, HE´S YOUR FATHER! MAN, I DIDN´T KNOW THAT.
YEAH, HE MENTIONED HE HAD A SON IN THE FORCE. THAT´S RIGHT.
IS THAT RIGHT?
- YEAH. OH, MAN. - YOU KNOW THE OLD MAN?
HIM AND MY DAD GO WAY BACK.
SMALL WORLD.
YEAH, IT SURE IS. FOR SURE, YEAH!
SORRY ABOUT THE TRIKE. WE BOUGHT IT FOR MY DAUGHTER FOR HER BIRTHDAY.
YEAH, WELL, SORRY ABOUT THE HASSLE,
BUT, I MEAN, YOU KNOW, LIKE I SAY, YOU KNOW, I GOT TO CHECK
AND MAKE SURE YOU GUYS DO HAVE PAPERWORK
FOR THIS VEHICLE AND ALL THAT.
- OH, ABSOLUTELY, YEAH, DEFINITELY. - RIGHT.
I GUESS EVERYTHING´S OKAY HERE. I´LL TAKE THAT TRICYCLE WITH ME.
IF YOU COULD TAKE THAT, THAT´D BE GREAT!
YEAH. YOU GUYS CAN GO ON YOUR WAY.
GREAT. YOU DON´T HAVE ANY SMOKES, DO YOU?
SMOKES, YEAH, ACTUALLY, I GOT ONE IN MY VISOR THERE.
- YOU WANT ONE? - YEAH, COOL.
RIGHT ON.
- THERE YOU GO. - RIGHT ON.
- OKAY, WELL, NICE SEEING YOU. - OKAY, GUYS.
ANYWAY, SLOW HER DOWN.
YOU GUYS WERE GOING A LITTLE FAST BACK THERE, TOO,
SO JUST SLOW HER DOWN AND BE CAREFUL, EH?
OKAY.
DO YOU THINK LUCY´S GONNA MARRY ME OR WHAT?
YEAH, WHY?
WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
RICKY, ALL YOU CAN DO IS ASK,
AND ALL SHE CAN SAY IS YES OR NO.
SHE´S GONNA MARRY YOU.
ALL RIGHT, MAN. HURRY UP.
I GOT TO GET THIS RING OUT OF ME.
SEE YOU IN A BIT.
HEY, BOY.
I GOT TO USE THE CAN, DAD. JUST A SEC.
[ VOMITING ]
What´s going on with Ricky?
[ VOMITING ]
YOU ALL RIGHT, RICKY?
YEP!
THERE´S SOME SUPPER HERE IF YOU WANT.
THIS IS THE HOLY BIBLE, KING JAMES VERSION.
DAD, HAVE YOU SEEN MY PEPPERONI?
AND, UM, IT´S WHERE CALVIN GOT HIS --
AND I´M A CALVINIST.
I MEAN, WHEN IT COMES TO LOVE, SEE?
SEE, LIKE, TAMMY WAS MY LOVE.
SEE, I WAS GRACED BY LOVE, AND I HOPE AND PRAY THAT RICKY IS.
I THINK HE IS, BUT, SEE, IF HE´S NOT,
GOD BLESS HIS SOUL, THERE´S NOTHING HE CAN DO ABOUT IT.
THAT´S PREDESTINATION.
NOW, SOME PEOPLE MIGHT THINK THAT THAT´S AWFULLY CRUEL --
DAD.
BUT THAT´S LIFE.
WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
JUST GIVE ME A SECOND HERE. I´M JUST TRYING TO EXPLAIN --
I´M TALKING ABOUT PREDESTINATION, FOR CHRIST´S SAKE.
YOU KNOW, PREDESTINATION, LOVE, GRACE, CALVIN.
COME ON, MAN, YOU KNOW!
WHERE´S MY PEPPERONI?
DAD, ARE YOU SLEEPING?
[ SNORING ]
I DON´T KNOW WHERE THE FUCK JULIAN´S AT,
BUT WE´RE GONNA FIND HIM, I´LL TELL YOU THAT.
HE´S DEFINITELY NOT HOME.
I DON´T SEE ANYTHING GOING ON HERE.
HE´S NOT HOME!
HEY, RICKY!
WHAT´S GOING ON?
NOTHING. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
JUST HANGING OUT. I´VE BEEN HERE ABOUT AN HOUR.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
NOTHING.
YOU LOOK REALLY GOOD.
THANKS.
DO YOU WANT TO GET IN?
YEAH.
LEVI CALLED.
YEAH.
AND, UH, YOU´RE THE NEW GARBAGE GUY FOR THE PARK!
- NO FUCKING WAY! - TOTALLY! TOTALLY!
- I GOT THE JOB? - TOTALLY.
TOTALLY, HONEST! IT´S WICKED!
THIS DAY´S TURNED OUT TO BE PERFECT, YOU KNOW THAT?
JULIAN EVEN FOUND A GIRLFRIEND. CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?
REALLY?
YEAH, SOME GIRL NAMED CANDY. SHE´S AWESOME!
WHO IS SHE?
I DON´T REALLY KNOW HER. HER NAME´S CANDY.
BUT SHE SEEMS LIKE A GREAT GIRL.
DID YOU MEET HER?
YOU KNOW, THERE´S ONLY ONE MORE THING LEFT TO DO
TO MAKE THIS DAY COMPLETE.
YOU MET HER? IS SHE, LIKE...
LUCY, LISTEN TO ME FOR A MINUTE, ALL RIGHT?
- I WANT TO ASK YOU SOMETHING. - WELL, WHAT? YEAH?
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED OR SOMETHING?
DO YOU LOVE ME?
LUCY, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?
WOULD YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED TO ME?
OKAY.
WE´RE GONNA GET MARRIED?
SURE.
I LOVE YOU, LUCY. COME HERE.
[ SLOW PIANO MUSIC PLAYS ]