[ WHISPERING ]
WHAT THE FUCK?
DON´T GIVE ME A ROUGH TIME, JULIAN.
I´M WORKING HERE.
I JUST WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
WHAT ABOUT?
WHAT IS UP WITH THIS ELECTION
FOR A NEW TRAILER-PARK SUPERVISOR?
I DON´T KNOW. YOU TELL ME.
WHAT, YOU WANT TO LOSE YOUR JOB?
WHAT JOB? THIS ISN´T A JOB.
I´M A SLAVE TO THIS PARK, ALWAYS HAVE BEEN.
KIDS THROWING BOTTLES. CARS ON FIRE.
I GOT NO HELP ANYMORE. RANDY´S GONE.
- YOU ASK ME IF I CARE! - COME ON.
ASK ME! GO AHEAD! ASK ME IF I CARE!
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. DO YOU CARE, JIM?
YEAH.
YEAH, GO AHEAD. ASK ME.
I JUST ASKED YOU.
WHAT?
[ SLOW PIANO MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ CAT MEOWS ]
[ SIREN WAILING ]
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
AND WHAT´S THIS SIGN SHIT?
YOU HAVEN´T HEARD YET?
I LIVE HERE NOW, THANKS TO YOU AND JULIAN,
IN SOME FUCKING SHITTY CAMPER.
AND I´M RUNNING FOR TRAILER-PARK SUPERVISOR.
HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS IDIOT?
IT´S A LONG FUCKING STORY.
REMEMBER LAST YEAR WHEN I GOT SHOT?
RICKY GOT SHOT A COUPLE TIMES, AND SAM WAS A VETERINARIAN,
AND RICKY DIDN´T WANT TO GO TO THE COPS, SO SAM --
TRINITY SHOT HIM IN THE ASS.
YEAH, SAM TOOK SOME BULLETS OUT OF HIS ASS.
SO, THEY COME TO ME, AND I TELL THEM,
"HEY, I´M A VET, NOT A DOCTOR."
SAM CAN FUCK OFF. IT´S NOT MY FAULT WHAT HAPPENED.
I WENT TO JAIL, AND THE DOCTOR STARTED EXAMINING ME,
AND BASICALLY, THEY ASKED, "WHO SEWED YOU UP?"
BECAUSE IT WAS SUCH A BUTCHER OF A JOB,
AND I TOLD THEM IT WAS SAM.
I DIDN´T KNOW THAT VETS WEREN´T ALLOWED TO WORK ON HUMANS,
HE WAS GONNA LOSE HIS PRACTICE.
EIGHT YEARS -- EIGHT YEARS I WORKED AT THAT PRACTICE.
I HAD IT BUILT UP NICELY.
NOW IT´S GONE, PAYING FINES AND SHIT.
SAM LOST EVERYTHING,
AND HE´S REALLY PISSED OFF AT RICKY AND JULIAN.
SO NOW HE FEELS LIKE THE NEXT LOGICAL JUMP
IS TO RUN A TRAILER PARK?
YOU´VE GOT TO BE KIDDING.
JUDGING BY THE LOOK OF THIS PLACE,
I´M GONNA GET ELECTED TRAILER-PARK SUPERVISOR.
AND WHEN I AM, IF YOU THINK LAHEY MADE YOUR LIFE MISERABLE,
WAIT TILL YOU GET A LOAD OF ME.
KNOCK, KNOCK.
WHO´S THERE?
FUCK OFF!
- GO ON, JIM! - HEY, LAHEY.
HELLO, EVERYBODY!
LAHEY, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE, MAN?
THIS PLACE LOOKS LIKE THE TRAILER PARK OF THE APOCALYPSE!
THERE ARE OPEN CAR FIRES, FOR CHRIST SAKES, JIMMY!
- NICE TO SEE YOU, RAY. - OH, COME ON, JIM!
[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
THANKS A LOT. EXCUSE ME.
HELLO, MRS. WOOLRICK. HOW YOU DOING?
HEY, THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
FUCK THAT, YOU KNOW WHAT I´M SAYING, YOU BITCH?
LISTEN, I WAS UNAWARE THAT I HAD AN APPOINTMENT
WITH YOU FINE PEOPLE TODAY.
T TURNS OUT THAT I HAVE ANOTHER ENGAGEMENT.
- I PLAN TO GET DRUNK. - OH, JIM, NOT AGAIN!
THANK YOU.
RANDY QUIT, AND NOW LAHEY, HE STARTED DRINKING...
REALLY HEAVY, ´CAUSE IF YOU ASK ME, HE REALLY MISSES HIM.
YOU KNOW, I´VE BEEN THE BEST
ASSISTANT TRAILER-PARK SUPERVISOR IN THIS PARK.
I´VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR LIKE 12 YEARS.
YEAH, BUT YOU -- UH, HELLO, BLUE BAG.
PUT IT IN -- HOW MANY TIMES?
ANYWAY, 12 YEARS AS THE ASSISTANT.
HELLO! YOU KNOW, LIKE --
NO TALK OF ANY KIND OF PROMOTION.
NO TALK OF ANY KIND OF MORE MONEY, NOTHING.
YEAH, TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT, I ASKED MR. LAHEY
FOR A PROMOTION TO WEEKEND TRAILER-PARK SUPERVISOR,
BUT HE DIDN´T THINK I WAS READY FOR IT.
WHAT A DICK.
AND LUCY SAID I HAD TO QUIT, SO I DID.
RANDY WAS A DAMN GOOD ASSISTANT TRAILER-PARK SUPERVISOR.
RIGHT-HAND MAN, HOLD THE WHOLE THING TOGETHER.
LOOK WHAT HAPPENS WITHOUT HIM.
NOW, I´M NOT SAYING THAT I CAN´T HANDLE IT.
BUT OBVIOUSLY, THINGS HAPPEN.
AND YOU SEE THE RESULTS IN THE FRUITS OF THE HAPPENING.
PASS ME A 13 THERE, BUBBS.
THANKS.
JULIAN! GUESS WHAT, MAN.
SARAH FOUND A PERFECT PLACE FOR ME TO GROW MY DOPE.
- HEY, GUYS. - REALLY?
- YOU KNOW THE ABANDONED AIRSTREAM UP THERE? - HI, SARAH.
LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING SPACESHIP.
THE CREAM-COLORED, OLD BEAT-OFF THING.
YEAH, IT´S PERFECT. THERE IS A CATCH, THOUGH.
- WHAT? - LAHEY OWNS THE FUCKING THING.
OH, FUCK THAT, BOYS.
YOU THINK LAHEY IS GONNA DO YOU TWO A FAVOR?
BUBBLES, COULD YOU GO GRAB MY LEASE AGREEMENT
ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE?
- YEP. - THANKS
OH, AND GRAB ME A PEN AND SOME LIQUID PAPER.
YEP.
I´M GONNA GO TALK TO LAHEY.
LAHEY´S NOT GONNA LISTEN TO YOU. WHY WOULD HE?
RICKY, LAHEY IS VULNERABLE RIGHT NOW, OKAY?
LET´S GO TALK TO LAHEY.
GET IN THE OTHER SIDE, MAN.
CAN I GET IN THE FRONT, RICKY?
NO, BUBBLES, GET IN THE BACK.
I´M ALWAYS GETTING IN THE FUCKING BACK.
I´M DOING ALL THE TALKING IN HERE, ALL RIGHT?
IT´S ONLY FUCKING LAHEY. I CAN DO SOME TALKING.
LAHEY´S PISS DRUNK, ANYWAY.
GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, WE CAN´T SCREW THIS UP, ALL RIGHT?
WE NEED LAHEY. DO YOU UNDERSTAND, RICKY?
LAHEY, OPEN UP! IT´S JULIAN.
OPEN UP, LAHEY!
PASS ME THOSE BARBECUE TONGS.
[ DOG BARKING ]
HERE, HOLD THAT. I´LL USE THE BARBECUE TONGS.
COME ON. HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!
HEY, HEY! GET IN HERE!
[ TELEPHONE BEEPING ]
HEY, WHAT THE HELL´S GOING ON?
DOESN´T ANYBODY KNOCK ANYMORE?
WE´VE GOT TO TALK, JIM. IT´S ABOUT THE ELECTION.
THE VOTE IS TODAY.
OH, IT´S TODAY?!
ASK ME IF I CARE.
OH, JIM.
GUYS, GO IN THE KITCHEN FOR A MINUTE, WILL YOU, PLEASE?
WELL, CAN I MAKE A SANDWICH OR SOMETHING?
JUST GO IN THE KITCHEN, RICKY, PLEASE.
I´LL TAKE A LITTLE BIT OF THAT, IF THAT´S ALL RIGHT.
CAN YOU MAKE ME A MEAT SANDWICH?
SURE, I´M MAKING SOMETHING, UNLESS SOMEONE STOPS ME.
I KNOW WHAT´S WRONG, JIM.
YOU DON´T KNOW WHAT´S WRONG, JULIAN.
LISTEN, THERE´S ONLY EVER BEEN ONE TRAILER-PARK SUPERVISOR,
AND IT´S BEEN YOU. YOU MADE THIS PLACE, JIM.
YOU AND RANDY.
YEAH, I MISS HIM.
I CAN´T DO MY JOB WITHOUT HIM BY MY SIDE.
IT´S TOO LATE NOW. I LET THIS PARK GO TO SHIT.
SAM WILL PROBABLY WIN THIS ELECTION FOR SURE.
WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF I TOLD YOU
I CAN GET YOU AND RANDY BACK TOGETHER?
YOU KNOW, WE JUST GET ALONG TOGETHER
AND WE WORK WELL TOGETHER.
AND -- AND WE WERE TOGETHER FOR --
AS A COUPLE, FOR A VERY SHORT TIME.
AND TOGETHER WE MAKE A TEAM, AND WHEN THE TEAM GETS FUCKED,
THE PARK GOES TO SHIT, AND IT´S TOO LATE.
IF THE ELECTION´S TODAY, I´M GONNA WIN AGAINST SAM?
LISTEN --
LAHEY, YOU GOT ANY FUCKING MAYONNAISE?
RICKY, I´M TRYING TO TALK TO LAHEY OUT HERE, OKAY?
LISTEN, I GOT A BUSINESS PROPOSAL FOR YOU.
I´M GONNA BREAK UP LUCY AND RANDY
AND HELP YOU WIN THAT ELECTION.
ALL I WANT IN RETURN IS THAT SHITTY OLD AIRSTREAM TRAILER.
I´VE GOT A LEASE HERE. SIX MONTHS.
YOU JUST GOT TO SIGN RIGHT THERE.
INITIAL RIGHT THERE.
THAT TRAILER?
YES, JUST SIGN RIGHT THERE, JIM.
AND YOU´LL BREAK RANDY AND LUCY UP?
IT´S NOT GONNA BE A PROBLEM.
I WANT TO SEE YOU WIN THIS ELECTION.
YOU GOT TO TRUST ME ON THIS ONE, JIM, OKAY?
JUST STAY OFF THE BOOZE. WHAT DO YOU SAY?
YOU CAN DO IT!
I CAN´T WAIT TO GET THIS DOPE OPERATION UP AND RUNNING, BOYS.
I´M TELLING YOU, COMPARED TO WHAT I HAD BEFORE,
THIS IS GONNA BE WAY, WAY, WAY AMESOMER.
I´M, UH -- I´M BARBARA LAHEY,
AND I´M ACTUALLY THE TRAILER-PARK OWNER.
JIM LAHEY IS MY, UH -- MY EX-HUSBAND, SAD TO SAY.
BUT HE´S BEEN LOOKING AFTER THIS TRAILER PARK FOR SOME TIME
AND HAS BEEN DOING A REASONABLE JOB UP UNTIL NOW, I THINK.
HERE YOU GO, BOYS.
HOME-FUCKING-MADE HOT DOGS.
AND THERE´S PLENTY MORE OF THOSE WHERE THEY CAME FROM.
JUST GET THOSE SIGNS UP FOR ME LIKE WE PROMISED.
- [ MUFFLED TALKING ] - OH, I GOT COMPANY.
GET OUT OF HERE, OKAY? GET THOSE SIGNS UP.
TELL HER TO COME RIGHT IN, OKAY?
HI, MRS. LAHEY.
HI, COME ON IN!
HI.
WATCH YOUR HEAD.
THANK YOU. SAM LOSCO?
I´M, UH -- I´M BARBARA LAHEY, THE PARK OWNER.
HI. IT´S A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.
- PLEASE SIT DOWN. - THANK YOU.
MRS. LAHEY, I ASKED YOU TO COME HERE
BECAUSE I WANTED AN OPPORTUNITY TO MEET YOU
AND I WANTED YOU TO KNOW WHAT SAM LOSCO WAS ALL ABOUT.
RIGHT.
MRS. LAHEY, I LOVE THIS TRAILER PARK,
AND I WANT TO MAKE IT THE BEST TRAILER PARK
IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.
OH! GOOD. WE´LL, I´M GLAD YOU´RE TAKING IT SERIOUSLY.
ABSOLUTELY.
I-I WAS VERY IMPRESSED.
I THOUGHT HE REALLY HAD A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF INTEGRITY,
AND I-I THINK, YOU KNOW,
THAT THAT´S WHAT THIS TRAILER PARK NEEDS.
PLEASURE TO MEET YOU, MRS. LAHEY,
AND I LOOK FORWARD TO WORKING FOR YOU.
WHY DON´T YOU CALL ME BARBARA?
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?!
WE´RE HELPING SAM.
YEAH, MAN, WE´RE GONNA GET A CHANCE TO SCREW LAHEY OVER.
YOU GUYS AREN´T DOING WELL
IN THE THINKING DEPARTMENT, ARE YOU?
SAM´S A CAVE MAN AND HE´S A DICK.
AND THAT MAKES YOU GUYS DICKS ´CAUSE YOU´RE PROMOTING HIM.
HE´S GONNA GIVE US HOMEMADE HOT DOGS
WHEN WE´RE FINISHED PUTTING THE SIGNS UP.
WELL, I´M GONNA GIVE YOU SOME HOMEMADE FUCK-OFFS RIGHT NOW.
GET RID OF THESE STUPID SIGNS, YOU DUMMIES.
DAMN, DUDE, HE KIND OF SEEMED OKAY.
TRUST ME, SAM´S NOT A GOOD GUY.
I´VE GOT A HISTORY WITH HIM, OKAY?
YOU GUYS STAY AWAY FROM HIM.
CAN WE STILL EAT THE HOT DOGS?
YOU GUYS ARE SO STUPID, YOU KNOW THAT?
SORRY, DUDE.
LET´S GO -- SMOKES.
YOU DON´T EVEN SMOKE, BUBBLES.
GIVE ME A SMOKE, HAIRDO!
I´M FUCKING STARTING TO RUN OUT.
ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP, EVERYONE.
WE´VE GOT FOUR HOURS TO GET THIS MAN RE-ELECTED.
I NEED SOME IDEAS. I NEED THEM QUICK.
OH, WE COULD DO SOME MORE SIGNS AND SHIT, DUDE.
WE´VE BEEN DOING THAT ALL DAY.
YEAH, MAN, WE COULD DO THAT. IT WOULD BE EASY.
I´LL JUST GET MY SLEDGEHAMMER.
WHY DON´T YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP
AND LET SOMEONE WITH A BRAIN TALK?
SMOKES -- LET´S GO.
CORY, TREVOR, I WANT YOU TO TAKE MR. LAHEY BACK UP TO HIS PLACE
AND GET HIM CLEANED UP.
MAKE SURE HE LOOKS GOOD, ALL RIGHT?
- YOU HEAR ME, TREVOR? - YEAH, I HEARD YOU.
WHAT DID I SAY?
MAKE SURE THAT MR. LAHEY LOOKS GOOD.
- ALL RIGHT, GET OUT OF HERE. - ALL RIGHT, DUDE, LATER.
YO, I GOT AN IDEA, MAN.
PEOPLE JUST NEED TO HEAR THAT BALDHEADED MOTHERFUCKER
SPEAK ABOUT THE PARK, AND HE´S SURE TO WIN.
EVERYBODY KNOWS HOW MUCH HE LOVES THE PARK, MAN.
YEAH, NO, TYRONE´S RIGHT. GET MR. LAHEY TO MAKE A SPEECH.
REMIND EVERYBODY HOW MUCH HE CARES ABOUT THE PARK.
WELL, IF LAHEY´S GONNA DO A SPEECH,
THEN SAM SHOULD DO ONE, TOO -- DEMOCRATIC.
MAYBE GET SOME MEDIA UP IN THIS SHIT.
SHOW THEM TWO MOTHERFUCKERS UP ON THE HOT BOX.
MOTHERFUCKERS IN THE PARK UNDERSTAND WHO´S FRONTING, YOU KNOW WHAT I´M SAYING?
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY?
WE GOT TO GET SOME VIDEOTAPE
ON THAT LOUIS DEL GRANDE-LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER
AND THROW THAT BITCH UP ON THE CHANNEL 7 NEWS, YOU UNDERSTAND?
THEY´RE NOT GONNA DO TV COVERAGE ON US IN FOUR HOURS, MAN.
JULIAN, CHANNEL 10 WILL! THE LOCAL CHANNEL.
THAT´S THEIR JOB -- LOCAL STUFF.
FUCK, MAN, I KNOW A BUNCH OF GUYS WHO WORK AT CHANNEL 10.
USED TO BUY DOPE OFF ME.
DO YOU THINK THEY´LL DO IT?
THESE GUYS WILL DO ANYTHING FOR WEED, I´M TELLING YOU.
GET ON THE PHONE WITH THESE CHANNEL 10 GUYS.
SEE IF THEY´LL DO IT FOR ONE OUNCE OF B.C. HYDRO.
CHECK 1, 2. CHECK 1, 2.
[ FEEDBACK ]
MUST BE IN A ROCK BAND OR SOMETHING, ARE YOU?
YOU KNOW WHAT I´M SAYING? KNOW WHAT I´M SAYING?
DAMN, DUDE, DON´T YOU HAVE ANY CLEAN CLOTHES, MAN?
- THIS IS NUTS. - NO, I ACTUALLY DON´T.
BUT I REALLY APPRECIATE THIS.
OKAY, YOU GOT TO GO OUT TO THE CLOTHESLINES OUT BACK
OR SOMETHING AND STEAL SOMETHING OFF A LINE.
AND GET SOMETHING PROFESSIONAL, MAKE HIM LOOK GOOD.
´CAUSE HE DOESN´T LOOK GOOD.
- I´LL GET THE CLOTHES. I´M GONNA HELP YOU PUT HIM IN THE SHOWER. - AND WHILE YOU´RE THERE, JUST RUN DOWN TO THE L.C.
AND GET ME A LITTLE DRINK.
JUST A DRINK, JUST ONE LITTLE DRINK FOR COURAGE.
I´M GOING TO GET THE CLOTHES OFF THE CLOTHESLINE.
- GOOD FELLA. - ALL RIGHT, I´LL CLEAN HIM UP.
- L.C.! - NO, COME ON.
YOU GOT TO LOOK BETTER THAN THIS, MAN.
YOU GOT TO SNAP TO IT. SHIT. YOU GOT TO TALK TO PEOPLE.
- THIS IS PERFECT. - OKAY.
THAT´S GOT TO GO, TOO. THAT´S RIDICULOUS.
DON´T BREATHE ON ME.
HEY, RANDY.
WHAT´S UP?
I GOT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING. LUCY HERE?
NO, SHE WENT TO TOWN TO GET HER HAIR DYED.
RIGHT ON. COME ON IN.
ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP, RANDY.
I KNOW THIS IS GONNA HURT YOU,
BUT I GOT TO BE STRAIGHT UP WITH YOU
BECAUSE WE´VE KNOWN EACH OTHER A LONG TIME
AND WE´RE KIND OF LIKE, YOU KNOW --
WE´VE KNOWN EACH OTHER A LONG TIME, ALL RIGHT?
LUCY´S ONLY WITH YOU TO MAKE RICKY JEALOUS.
NO, THAT´S NOT TRUE. SHE SAID SHE LOVES ME.
LISTEN, I WAS TALKING TO LAHEY TODAY.
HE´S A MESS. THIS PARK´S A MESS.
HE TOLD ME HE CAN´T DO HIS JOB WITHOUT YOU.
HE NEEDS YOU RIGHT NOW.
HE SAID THAT?
YES, HE DID.
WHY DON´T YOU GO DOWN TO THIS ELECTION TODAY,
MAKE AN APPEARANCE, SHOW HIM SOME SUPPORT?
I CAN´T. I´VE GOT TO DO THE DISHES AND VACUUM.
NO, RANDY, NO, YOU´VE GOT TO BE THERE IN PERSON, OKAY?
LAHEY´S A MESS.
BUT, JULIAN, I´VE GOT TO DO THE KITTY LITTER.
NO, RANDY, RANDY, RANDY, LAHEY NEEDS YOU, OKAY?
♪ GREEN-SHIRTED WHITE BOY ROLLIN´ AROUND ♪
♪ HE ROLLIN´ ´ROUND THE CITY, HE ROLLIN´ ´ROUND THE TOWN ♪
♪ HE ROLLIN´ ON A BIKE WITH A BANANA SEAT ♪
♪ HE DISSIN´ ALL THE MOTHERFUCKERS HOSING MEAT ♪
♪ HE ROLLIN´ ON HIS BIKE, HE GOIN´ TO THE STORE ♪
YEAH! WHAT´S GOING ON, JULIAN?
WHAT´S GOING ON?
LISTEN, BOYS, THIS IS THE DEAL.
I NEED SOME SHROOMS. WHAT CAN YOU GUYS DO FOR ME?
- WE´LL GET YOU SOME SHROOMS. - WE´LL GET YOU SOME SHROOMS.
YOU KNOW WHAT I´M SAYING? WAIT, LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.
HOW LONG YOU KNOWN THE J-ROC AND THE ROC PILE,
YOU KNOW WHAT I´M SAYING?
J-ROC CAN GET A MOTHERFUCKER ANYTHING A MOTHERFUCKER GONNA ASK FOR, AIN´T THAT RIGHT, "T"?
- ANYTHING. - KNOW WHAT I´M SAYING?
ALL RIGHT, I NEED THEM WITHIN AN HOUR.
CAN YOU GUYS DO IT?
A´IGHT, DAWG!
THIS IS IMPORTANT, BOYS, ALL RIGHT?
A´IGHT.
COME BACK IN FIVE MINUTES. WE DON´T NEED AN HOUR.
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH THE OTHER 55 MINUTES, YOU KNOW WHAT I´M SAYING?
THAT´S HOW FUCKING HARD THE ROC PILE IS -- HARD AS FUCK.
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
HEY, JULIAN.
HEY, WHERE´S LAHEY AT?
CORY!
CHECK OUT MR. LAHEY.
DID YOU IDIOTS LET HIM DRINK?
TO SUNNYVALE TRAILER PARK.
I JUST PICKED UP A BOTTLE WHEN I WENT TO GET THE CLOTHES
OFF THE CLOTHESLINE FOR THE ELECTION.
JIM, JIM, JIM, COME ON.
I JUST NEED A COUPLE FOR COURAGE.
JIM, YOU´VE HAD -- JIM, YOU´VE HAD ENOUGH, ALL RIGHT?
- THIS IS IMPORTANT. COME ON. - FOR MY NERVES, JULIAN.
IT´S ALL RIGHT.
GUYS, GET HIM IN THERE AND GET SOME COFFEE IN HIM.
10 MORE YEARS, JULIAN. 10 MORE YEARS.
ALL RIGHT. HE LOOKS GOOD, OKAY?
JUST SOBER HIM UP.
JERRY, TEDDY. COME OVER, BOYS.
TALK TO THIS GUY HERE.
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
HOW YOU DOING?
WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE INCUMBENT IN THIS ELECTION?
ON THE WHAT?
THE INCUMBENT.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING USING YOUR BIG SCHOOL WORDS?
JUST USE NORMAL-PEOPLE WORDS,
AND I´LL UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU´RE TALKING ABOUT.
WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE ELECTION HERE AT SUNNYVALE?
WELL, YOU KNOW, JIM LAHEY CAN BE A REAL PAIN IN THE ASS.
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT ABOUT FUCKING LAHEY,
BUT, UM, YOU KNOW, HE TOOK CARE OF THIS PARK FOR YEARS.
HE LOVED THIS PARK, BUT IT´S GONE TO --
IT´S GONE TO RAT SHIT NOW. YOU CAN SEE THAT FOR YOURSELF.
SO WE GOT TO GET RID OF HIM. WE NEED A CHANGE.
WHAT´S UP, MAN?
THANKS, BUDDY.
- THOSE ARE MAGIC MUSHROOMS! - SHH! COME ON.
- [ HORN HONKS ] - FUCK!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
AND THAT´S WHAT YOU WANT FOR A TRAILER-PARK SUPERVISOR?
LOOK AT HIM!
- THAT MOTHERFUCKER´S DRUNK! - JIM, BREATHALYZER.
- I ONLY HAD TWO DRINKS, OFFICER. - LET´S GO.
BREATHALYZER, COME ON.
BOTTLE KIDS!
I GOT YOU NOW. THERE YOU GO, THERE YOU GO.
WHERE YOU GOING NOW, EH?
NOWHERE TO RUN NOW, GUYS.
[ FEEDBACK ]
NOW TELL ME, PEOPLE!
DO YOU REALLY WANT A DRUNKEN IDIOT
FOR TRAILER-PARK SUPERVISOR OR A MAN WHO PRODUCES RESULTS?!
[ CHEERING ]
NOW, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TRYING TO CATCH
THOSE BOTTLE-SMASHING KIDS?
TOO LONG!
I´M NOT EVEN ELECTED YET
AND ALREADY PRODUCING RESULTS FOR YOU!
SAM LOSCO, YOUR NEXT TRAILER-PARK SUPERVISOR!
[ CHEERING ]
I´M THE MAN!
- SAM! SAM! SAM! - SAM! SAM! SAM! - SAM! SAM! SAM! - SAM! SAM! SAM!
- SAM! SAM! SAM! SAM! - SAM! SAM! SAM! SAM! - SAM! SAM! SAM! SAM! - SAM! SAM! SAM! SAM!
WE´RE FUCKED NOW, BOYS.
- SAM! SAM! - SAM! SAM! - SAM! SAM! - SAM! SAM!
COME ON, GUYS, JUST LET HIM STAY AND MAKE HIS SPEECH
AND THEN TAKE HIM AWAY.
IT´S NOT LIKE HE KILLED SOMEONE.
HE JUST HAD A COUPLE DRINKS. BIG DEAL.
YEAH, WELL, HE COULD´VE KILLED SOMEONE.
YOU KNOW WHAT WE THINK ABOUT DRINKING AND DRIVING AROUND HERE.
WELL, ACTUALLY, THE WAY I SEE IT, GUYS,
THERE´S A PRETTY GOOD CHANCE YOU AND THE CITY COULD BE SUED OVER THIS
IF YOU TAKE HIM AWAY RIGHT NOW AND RUIN THE ELECTION.
LOOK AT THE MONEY THAT´S BEEN SPENT AROUND HERE.
BUT I GUESS YOU GUYS GOT INSURANCE FOR SHIT LIKE THAT,
LAWSUITS AND EVERYTHING, RIGHT, GUYS?
COME ON, JUST A FEW MINUTES.
THAT´S ALL WE´RE ASKING. THEN YOU CAN TAKE HIM AWAY.
IT´S PROBABLY EASIER THAN GOING TO COURT.
BUT IT´S UP TO YOU, I GUESS.
HE GETS TO MAKE HIS SPEECH.
TAKE HIM. BRING HIM BACK WHEN HE´S DONE.
HE´S COMING WITH US.
JAKE.
THAT´S ALL WE´RE ASKING, GUYS.
THANKS, GUYS.
YOU WOULDN´T HAVE AN EXTRA CIGARETTE?
NO, I DON´T HAVE A GODDAMN CIGARETTE.
ALL RIGHT, BOYS, HERE´S YOUR CHANCE, ALL RIGHT?
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. HURRY UP.
I´M GOING.
CONCENTRATE ON YOUR SPEECH. THIS IS IMPORTANT, ALL RIGHT?
DID YOU SEE RANDY AROUND?
YEAH, I WAS TALKING TO HIM EARLIER.
HE´S NOT COMING, IS HE?
EVERYTHING´S GONNA BE OKAY. HE´S GONNA SHOW UP, ALL RIGHT?
KEEP IT TOGETHER JIM.
SORRY, MAN. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
WELL, THERE´S NO SENSE IN YOU PUSHING ME.
IT WAS MY -- IT WAS MY FAULT.
LIKE I BELIEVE YOU WANT ME TO WIN.
FUCK THAT.
I DON´T TRUST EITHER OF YOU FUCKERS.
THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING OUT TODAY.
RIGHT NOW, EACH OF THE CANDIDATES
WILL ADDRESS YOU, THE RESIDENTS OF SUNNYVALE.
AND RIGHT NOW, IT GIVES ME GREAT PLEASURE
TO INTRODUCE THE FIRST SPEAKER AND THE CHALLENGER,
MR. SAM LOSCO.
[ BOOING AND CHEERING ]
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
AND HELLO AGAIN, EVERYONE.
GOOD AFTERNOON, EVERYONE. I´M HAPPY TO BE HERE.
AND I PLAN ON MAKING BIG CHANGES IN THIS TRAILER PARK.
NOW, MY NUMBER-ONE PRIORITY IS TO CLEAN UP
THE CRIMINAL ACTIVITY IN THIS PARK
AND THOSE RESPONSIBLE FOR IT.
AND YOU KNOW WHO I´M TALKING ABOUT.
WHY DON´T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, YOU FUCKING DICK.
- YOU´RE NOT EVEN FROM THIS PARK. - I´M JUST GETTING STARTED, BOY.
YOU JUST WAIT.
YEAH, WE´LL SEE ABOUT THAT, YOU DICK.
NOW, I PLAN ON WORKING HAND IN HAND WITH THE POLI--
PEOPLE IN THIS PARK AND THE POLICE DEPARTURE.
WE´RE --
THIS IS FUCKED UP.
I´LL LOOK AT RICKY´S ASS AFTER YOU -- NO.
YOU GET THAT LAWN MOWER.
YOU´RE ON FUCKING DRUGS!
SAM´S ON DRUGS, EVERYBODY!
NOBODY CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU´RE...
♪ SAYING ♪
NO.
HEY, SAM, KNOCK, KNOCK.
WHO´S THERE?
GET THE FUCK OFF THE STAGE, YOU IDIOT.
I GOT TO GO.
THAT WAS A GREAT FUCKING SPEECH, SAM, WHOO!
- TEST. - [ FEEDBACK ]
TEST.
GET OFF THE STAGE, YOU DRUNK BASTARD!
[ SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
WHO IN THIS PARK, OR EVEN WHO IN THE WHOLE WORLD,
DOESN´T HAVE PROBLEMS?
WHO DOESN´T HAVE A DRINK TOO MANY TIMES ONCE IN A WHILE
AND MAYBE EVEN WINDS UP PASSED OUT
IN THEIR OWN DRIVEWAY, PISSING THEMSELVES, HUH?
I MEAN, SERIOUS.
OR WHO DOESN´T HAVE A LITTLE PUFF FROM TIME TO TIME?
OR WHO DOESN´T HAVE PROBLEMS WITH THE PEOPLE THEY LOVE?
RANDY, EVERYBODY...
I APOLOGIZE FOR MY NEGLECT
OF THE THINGS THAT ARE MOST IMPORTANT TO ME.
I´M SORRY.
BECAUSE THIS PARK, IT´S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN MY LIFE,
AND IT ALWAYS WILL BE, AND SO WILL ALL OF YOU.
´CAUSE THIS IS OUR HOME!
THIS IS OUR COMMUNITY!
I AM JIM LAHEY, AND I AM YOUR TRAILER-PARK SUPERVISOR.
THANKS FOR COMING, RANDY...
EVERYBODY.
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LOOK, JUST GIVE ME ONE MORE SECOND.
RANDY!
GREAT SPEECH, MR. LAHEY.
THANKS, RANDY.
LISTEN, UH...
I MISS YOU.
AND I´VE BEEN THINKING THAT, UH,
IF YOU´LL COME BACK AND WORK WITH ME,
I´LL PROMOTE YOU TO WEEKEND TRAILER-PARK SUPERVISOR.
WEEKEND PARK SUPERVISOR?
YEAH.
WHAT ABOUT YOU AND LUCY?
AS OF THIS SECOND, MR. LAHEY, LUCY AND I ARE THROUGH.
LOOK, I GOT TO GO AND DEAL WITH
THIS DRINKING-AND-DRIVING BULLSHIT.
TILL I GET BACK, I WANT YOU TO SUPERVISE THIS PARK.
SUPERVISE THE PARK?
YOU CAN DO IT, RANDY.
OKAY, MR. LAHEY.
- COME ON, JIM, LET´S GO. - OKAY.
I´M STEVE RODGERS, CHANNEL 10 NEWS.
HERE ARE THE RESULTS
OF THE SUNNYVALE TRAILER PARK ELECTION.
THE WINNER OF THE ELECTION FOR TRAILER-PARK SUPERVISOR
IS JIM LAHEY.
- WHOO! - RIGHT ON.
GOOD JOB, YOU GUYS.
- GOOD JOB. - WE DID IT!
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