20 POUNDS? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TOMATOES THAT IS?
NO, I´M NOT SAYING THAT. NO, I DIDN´T FUCKING SAY THAT.
WHAT I´M SAYING IS, YOU DIDN´T TELL US THAT
AND NOW I´VE GOT SOME SHIT GROWING HERE,
AND I CAN´T FUCKING GROW THAT MANY TOMATOES WITH WHAT I GOT.
THIS IS FUCKED.
THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE BEST IDEA I EVER HAD.
I MEAN, THINK ABOUT IT -- DOPE GOES FOR A WAY MORE
AWESOMER PRICE IN JAIL BECAUSE OF SUPPLY AND COMMAND.
I MEAN, IF YOU´RE IN JAIL, YOU´RE LUCKY TO GET STONED
ONCE A WEEK, AND WHEN YOU DO, THE DOPE SUCKS, SO...
I DON´T SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH HAVING DOPE IN JAIL,
AND IF THERE´S GONNA BE DOPE IN JAIL,
WE MAY AS WELL BE THE ONES SUPPLYING IT.
WELL, THE THING THAT WORRIES ME RIGHT OFF THE BAT
IS THAT THEIR HYDROPONIC VEGETABLE GARDEN
WAS JUST SUPPOSED TO BE A -- YOU KNOW, A SMALL OPERATION.
NOW THE PRISON GUARDS ARE PHONING EVERY DAY,
LOOKING FOR MORE AND MORE DOPE.
WHO CAN GO FUCK WHOSE SELF?
- NO, NO. - RICKY, RICKY.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN UP FRONT WITH ME AND TOLD ME --
YO, YEAH, WHAT´S UP?
- HE WANTS 20 POUNDS! - YEAH, SORRY -- SORRY --
RICKY! SORRY ABOUT THAT, MAN.
ALL RIGHT, YEAH, EVERYTHING´S ON SCHEDULE HERE, ALL RIGHT?
ALL RIGHT, TALK TO YOU LATER.
GREAT.
LISTEN, RICK, THIS IS BIG, ALL RIGHT?
THEY´RE SELLING THE DOPE TO 10 OTHER PRISONS ACROSS CANADA.
THEY WANT IT ALL UP FRONT, ONE SHOT, ONE DEAL.
IF WE CAN´T DO THIS, MAN, THEY´RE GONNA FIND SOMEONE ELSE
TO TAKE THIS CONTRACT, ALL RIGHT?
WE GOT TO DO THIS, MAN.
JULIAN GETS AN ORDER FOR TWICE AS MUCH MORE DOPE,
AND HE THINKS HE CAN JUST WAVE SOME MONEY AROUND
AND THE MAGICAL FAIRY GRANDMOTHER OF DOPE
IS GONNA COME AND GIVE US TWICE AS MUCH DOPE,
BUT THAT´S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
HOW ARE WE GONNA GET THE EQUIPMENT?
I CAN´T EVEN AFFORD FUCKING CIGARETTES OR PEPPERONI.
SAME CLOTHES FOR THREE FUCKING YEARS.
I KNOW, I KNOW.
RICKY´S BRAIN DOESN´T WORK LIKE OTHER PEOPLE´S.
RICKY CAN HANDLE ONE THOUGHT AT A TIME.
YOU THROW TWO OR THREE AT HIM, HE´S GONNA FUCKING TRAIN WRECK.
[ SLOW PIANO MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ CAT MEOWS ]
I´VE GOT A PLAN, ALL RIGHT?
GO GET CORY, TREVOR, AND SARAH,
MEET ME BACK AT RAY´S HOUSE IN A HALF-HOUR.
ALL RIGHT, BUDDY. AND DON´T WORRY.
I´LL FILL THE WHOLE TRAILER FULL OF DOPE IF YOU CAN GET THE EQUIPMENT.
THAT´S WHAT I WANT TO HEAR, BUDDY -- POSITIVE THINKING.
OKAY, HALF-HOUR, RICKY. LET´S GO.
WELL, I DON´T KNOW WHO´S TELLING YOU
THAT JULIAN´S THE BRAINS OF THE OPERATION,
BUT, I MEAN, WE´RE BOTH THE BRAINS OF THE OPERATION.
HE´S SMART. I´M SMART.
WE´RE SMART IN DIFFERENT WAYS, I GUESS.
LIKE, I´M SMART, LIKE, PLAYING HOCKEY
AND DOING THINGS LIKE GROWING DOPE AND THAT,
AND HE´S SMARTER WHEN IT COMES TO CLEAR THINKING
AND EXPLAINING THINGS TO PEOPLE.
THAT´S WHY WE´RE A GOOD TEAM --
BECAUSE I´M GOOD AT THE HANDS-ON, APPLICATORY STUFF,
AND HE EXPLAINS THINGS IN A CLEAR KIND OF WAY.
AND WHEN HE THINKS -- WHEN HE TALKS --
FOR FUCK´S SAKES, I´M HAVING TROUBLE TALKING TO YOU,
BUT I AM SMART.
[ DOOR THUMPS ]
DAD! DAD!
TREENA.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
WELL, MOM SAID I COULD STAY FOR A BIT.
THAT´S RIGHT. I´VE BEEN THINKING.
IF TREENA´S WITH YOU, YOU MIGHT GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER.
WELL, I THINK THAT´S A GREAT IDEA.
- RANDY. - BARBARA.
HEY, TREENA, HONEY, COME SAY BYE-BYE.
- I´LL SEE YOU LATER. - LOVE YOU.
LOVE YOU, TOO, DARLING. BE GOOD.
WELL, MR. LAHEY´S DAUGHTER, TREENA, CAME TODAY.
SHE COMES EVERY SUMMER TO STAY WITH HIM.
FUCK! THIS FUCKING CAR!
RELAX, RICKY.
PUT THE CAR IN PARK OR NEUTRAL, RICK.
IT´S IN DRIVE.
RICKY, IT´S IN DRIVE!
FUCK OFF! I KNOW HOW TO WORK THIS FUCKING THING!
FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.
[ ENGINE REVS, TIRES SQUEAL ]
WHO IS THAT?
THOSE ARE TWO OF THE BIGGEST LOSERS YOU´LL EVER MEET.
TREENA, I DON´T WANT YOU TO HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THEM.
DAD, CHILL.
ALL RIGHT, HERE´S THE PLAN.
WE´RE GONNA OPEN UP A LITTLE NIGHTCLUB
HERE IN THE TRAILER PARK.
J-ROC!
TELL THEM WHERE WE´RE GONNA SET UP THIS BAR, MAN.
OH, YEAH! THAT´S RIGHT.
MY HOMEBOY TALKING ABOUT OPENING UP
A TRAILER-PARK NIGHTCLUB AND CASINO
ALL UP IN MY TRAILER, YOU KNOW WHAT I´M SAYING?
MY MOM´S UP IN MONCTON FOR TWO WEEKS.
WE TALKING ABOUT THROWING IT DOWN
OLD-SCHOOL PIMP TIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT I´M SAYING?
WELL, I MEAN, THEY COULD HAVE PICKED A BETTER DAY
TO OPEN A BAR IN THE TRAILER PARK.
LAHEY JUST PROMOTED RANDY TO WEEKEND PARK SUPERVISOR,
SO HE´S ALL GUNG HO TO IMPRESS LAHEY
THAT HE CAN KEEP CONTROL OF THE PARK.
YEAH, MR. LAHEY AND RANDY ARE GONNA FREAK OUT.
NO, THEY´RE NOT.
THAT´S WHY WE´RE GONNA GO TO THE LITTLE BARBECUE TODAY
AND SHOW THEM A GOOD TIME.
I GOT IT FIGURED OUT.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
WE´RE NOT GOING TO THEIR STUPID LITTLE PARTY.
RICKY, WE´RE GONNA GO TO THIS BARBECUE.
YOU GOT TO KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE BUT YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER.
DO YOU GOT IT, MAN? DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
EVERYBODY GOT INVITED TO THE PARTY EXCEPT US.
WHICH IS FINE BY ME, ANYWAY, BECAUSE I DON´T PLAY THAT SHIT
AND I DON´T THINK RANDY´S THAT COOL,
AND HIS HEAD GOT BIGGER THAN HIS GUT
SINCE HE GOT PROMOTED TO WEEKEND SUPERVISOR.
OKAY, I GOT A PLAN FOR YOU TWO GUYS.
YOU´RE GONNA DO A LITTLE B&E FOR ME.
TREVOR AND CORY ARE STUPID AS FUCK.
I MEAN, I´VE MET CATS AND DOGS SMARTER THAN TREVOR AND CORY.
MOST CATS AND DOGS ARE SMARTER THAN TREVOR AND CORY.
BUT, I MEAN, JULIAN SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER
THAN TO SEND FUCKING CORY AND TREVOR.
THOSE TWO ARE FUCKING DUMB.
YOU FUCKING STEAL A VAN. YOU GO TO A SELF-STORAGE PLACE.
YOU STEAL SOME LIGHTS AND EQUIPMENT.
WE GOT LAHEY AND THEM KEPT BUSY. HOW FUCKING HARD CAN THAT BE?
I DON´T KNOW.
I DON´T WANT TO BE ALL SENTIMENTAL AND GOOEY AND STUFF,
BUT I LOVE THEM GUYS, MAN.
AND I THINK THEY SINCERELY LOVE US, TOO.
JULIAN WAS RIGHT -- I MEAN, IF ANY SHIT GOES DOWN,
TREVOR AND CORY WILL BE THE ONES TAKING THE HEAT, NOT US.
THAT´S WHY WE USUALLY WORK WITH TREVOR AND CORY,
BECAUSE THEY GO TO JAIL INSTEAD OF US, WHICH IS PERFECT.
AH, GEEZ! FRIGGING GREASE!
OKAY, EVERYBODY. I THINK WE´RE ALL HERE.
I´D LIKE TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY
TO PROPOSE A TOAST TO THE BIRTHDAY BOY.
RANDY HAS GIVEN US SO MANY YEARS OF HIS LIFE.
HERE´S TO MANY MORE!
CHEERS!
[ CHEERING ]
PUT HER HERE, BUDDY.
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR PROMOTION
TO WEEKEND TRAILER-PARK SUPERVISOR.
I´M REAL HAPPY FOR YOU, RANDY.
IT´S A GREAT JOB AND YOU DESERVE IT, BUDDY.
WAY TO GO.
WELL, YOU GUYS DON´T CARE.
I MEAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ANYWAY?
WE DO OUR THING. THEY DO THEIRS.
THEY DISTRACT RANDY AND LAHEY WHILE WE GET THE SHIT --
EASY AS THAT.
I THOUGHT YOU KNEW HOW TO DO THIS.
I GOT IT, I GOT IT, I GOT IT.
GOT IT, GOT IT, GOT IT!
- YES! - THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
WE DID IT!
- [ HORN HONKS, ALARM WAILING ] - HOLY!
POP THE HOOD, CORY.
[ ALARM STOPS ]
SEE, CORY, GREEN WIRE. I TOLD YOU, THE GREEN WIRE.
IT´S GOT TO BE HERE SOMEWHERE, CORY.
WHAT WAS THE STREET WE WERE LOOKING FOR?
SHIT, DUDE, MAN, I DON´T FUCKING KNOW.
HE JUST SAID IT WAS LIKE A BLUE WAREHOUSE AND SHIT,
AND THERE´S LIKE EIGHT OF THEM OVER THERE, DUDE.
WE CAN´T FUCK THIS UP, CORY.
SHIT.
WHAT WAS I JUST TALKING ABOUT?
WHAT?
FUCK!
HEY, DUDE.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE?
THERE´S LIKE 20 WAREHOUSES, MAN.
WE DON´T KNOW WHAT WE´RE DOING.
NO, THERE´S ONLY TWO. WHAT STREET WERE YOU ON?
- YEAH, THERE WAS TWO. - IT´S DUTT STREET.
- WE DIDN´T KNOW WHICH BLUE WAREHOUSE IT WAS. - HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT TO REMEMBER THAT?
SHUT UP!
YOU GUYS ARE SO FUCKING STUPID.
WAIT, MAN, THERE´S LIKE EIGHT --
I SWEAR THERE´S LIKE EIGHT WAREHOUSES.
LAHEY´S WATCHING US HERE.
RICKY, TAKE THESE TWO, GET THAT VAN OUT OF HERE QUICK,
AND GET THIS THE FUCK DONE.
I´M NOT GOING WITH THESE FUCKING DICKS.
YES, YOU ARE! COME HERE FOR A MINUTE.
I´M PUTTING YOU IN CHARGE, OKAY?
YOU´RE GONNA TAKE THAT VAN.
YOU´RE GONNA GO TO THE WAREHOUSE WITH THESE TWO DICKS OVER HERE.
YOU´RE GONNA BREAK IN, AND THEN YOU´RE GONNA WAIT IN THE VAN.
B&Es -- THAT´S GRADE 9 SHIT.
RICKY, LISTEN, MAN. THIS IS EASY.
AND IF ANYTHING HAPPENS,
THESE TWO DICKS ARE GONNA TAKE THE HEAT.
THINK ABOUT IT.
LOOK, MAN, HERE, TAKE THAT.
AND YOU BE CAREFUL WITH THAT, OKAY?
ALL RIGHT?
THIS IS RIDICULOUS, DUDE.
THE STEREO, LIGHTS -- WE GOT EVERYTHING.
JULIAN IS GONNA BE PUMPED, MAN.
STEREO STUFF, AND WE HAVEN´T SCREWED UP ONCE.
ALL WE GOT TO DO NOW IS DUST FOR PRINTS.
YEAH, DUDE.
[ ALARM WAILING ]
- SHIT! - THAT´S FUCKING LOUD.
FOR FUCK´S SAKES!
HOLY FUCK! THERE´S A DOG!
SHIT!
[ DOG BARKING ]
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS?!
[ WAILING CONTINUES ]
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU AT, DUDE?
YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!
FUCK!
SHIT!
HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
FUCK!
GODDAMN IT!
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU DICKS?
I GOT IT, I GOT IT, I GOT IT.
WHAT THE FUCK´S GOING ON HERE? GET OUT OF HERE!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
[ GUNSHOT ]
OH, FUCK! I´M FUCKING SHOT!
JUST A SECOND, YOU DICKS!
MY FUCKING FOOT´S KILLING ME, YOU IDIOTS!
OKAY, DUDE, WE´RE GOING TO THE HOSPITAL RIGHT NOW.
- FUCK! YOU HAD TO FUCK AROUND, DIDN´T YOU? - WE GOT TO GET YOU TO A HOSPITAL, DUDE.
WE´RE GOING TO A HOSPITAL.
WE´RE NOT GOING TO A HOSPITAL, YOU IDIOT!
DID YOU THINK ABOUT COPS, YOU FUCKING RETARD?
- LOOK AT MY FOOT! - IT´S A FLESH WOUND!
RICKY SHOT HIMSELF, LIKE HE SHOT HIMSELF,
AND THEN HE´S YELLING AT US, MAN.
THAT´S RIDICULOUS, DUDE. HE´S ALL YELLING AT US.
WE DIDN´T EVEN DO ANYTHING, MAN. IT´S HIS FAULT.
- IT WAS HIS GUN. - WHAT DO WE GET FOR IT?
- BULLSHIT. - BULLSHIT.
- STUPID IDIOTS! - TREVOR, YOU GOT THE KEYS, MAN.
- SOMEONE GOT THE KEYS. - TREVOR, TAKE OFF YOUR FUCKING SHIRT!
- I GOT TO WRAP SOMETHING ON THIS. - I´M NOT TAKING MY FRIGGING SHIRT OFF.
- GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING SHIRT! - LET GO OF ME!
- GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING SHIRT, YOU FUCKING IDIOT! - STOP IT, YOU GUYS!
I CAN´T DRIVE!
FOR FUCK´S SAKES, CORY, GET US THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
- I´M TRYING! I AIN´T GOT THE KEYS! - WE GOT THE COPS COMING.
WE GOT TO WALK, YOU GUYS! GET YOUR SHIT. WE GOT TO WALK.
FUCKING DUMMIES, I´M SICK OF THIS SHIT!
WE DON´T DO THESE THINGS FOR OURSELVES, MAN.
WE DID IT FOR HIM, AND THEN WE GOT PLAYED.
AND THAT´S DISRESPECTFUL, MAN, AND IT´S COLD.
AND HE´S HARD ON TREVOR, TOO, MAN.
AND I DON´T PLAY THAT.
I´M NOT PLAYING THAT SHIT ANYMORE.
THANKS, MAN.
SORRY ABOUT THIS, DUDE. WE WERE TOTALLY BAKED, MAN.
YOU WERE BAKED? YOU SMOKED A JOINT WITHOUT ME?
MY HAND IS TAPED IN THERE, YOU FUCKING IDIOT!
- WELL, YOU WANTED ME TO FUCKING TAPE IT, DIDN´T YOU? - HERE!
[ MUSIC PLAYS ]
YEAH, BOY!
- WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? - I GOT SHOT!
YOU GOT SHOT?! WHO SHOT YOU?!
IT DOESN´T MATTER WHO SHOT ME.
THOSE GUYS ARE IDIOTS!
RICKY, IT´S SHIT LIKE THIS
THAT´S GONNA LAND OUR ASSES BACK IN JAIL, YOU IDIOT.
NO SHIT, THE FUCKING IDIOTS SET OFF THE ALARM, AND THE FUCKING DOG ATTACKED ME!
NO SWEARING -- A LITTLE GIRL.
HEY, GUYS. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
NOT NOW, OKAY? PLEASE?
JULIAN, CHILL OUT. IT´S JUST A LITTLE GIRL.
I´M DOING BUSINESS HERE, RICKY.
- [ BIKE CRASHES ] - OH!
OH!
SHUT UP, YOU DICKS. GET OUT OF HERE! FRIG OFF!
ARE YOU OKAY, TREENA?
YEAH, I´M OKAY.
HERE, LET ME GET THAT FOR YOU.
THANKS.
CHAIN CAME OFF.
I UNDERSTAND WHY JULIAN DOESN´T TRUST HER.
I MEAN, SHE IS LAHEY´S DAUGHTER,
AND WE ARE OPENING UP AN ILLEGAL NIGHTCLUB IN THE TRAILER PARK.
WHICH I DON´T THINK IS A BIG DEAL,
BUT ACCORDING TO THE POLICE IT IS,
AND ACCORDING TO LAHEY IT IS.
AND WE ARE ON PROBATION AND STUFF, SO...
YOU´RE NOT AS BAD AS MY DAD SAYS.
YEAH, WELL, YOUR DAD´S A BIT OF AN IDIOT.
I MEAN, SOMEHOW, TREENA TURNED OUT PRETTY NORMAL,
CONSIDERING HOW FUCKED UP HER FATHER IS,
AND I FEEL BAD FOR HER,
AND THAT´S WHY I TRY TO BE A BIT OF A ROLE MODEL FOR TREENA
AND THE OTHER KIDS AROUND THE PARK.
AND I THINK IT´S GOOD.
LIKE, IF I HAD HAD A ROLE MODEL WHEN I WAS YOUNGER,
LEARNING HOW TO GROW DOPE,
THINGS WOULD HAVE BEEN A LOT SMOOTHER.
BECAUSE NOW, IF SOME KID WANTS TO GROW DOPE,
THEY CAN COME AND TALK TO ME.
AND INSTEAD OF GROWING DOPE SIX OR SEVEN TIMES
THROUGH DENIAL AND ERROR, THEN THEY´RE GONNA
GET IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME AND HAVE SOME GOOD DOPE.
AND NOT JUST THAT -- I MEAN, I CAN SHOW THEM
HOW TO FIX CARS AND PLAY HOCKEY OR CUTTING GRASS
OR DIFFERENT THINGS LIKE THAT, THAT YOU´RE NOT GONNA LEARN
FROM A FUCKED-UP FATHER LIKE LAHEY.
I OWE YOU ONE.
ACTUALLY, I COULD USE A FAVOR RIGHT NOW.
IF YOU DON´T MIND, YOU COULD TAKE THOSE BOTTLES BACK TO THE STORE
AND GET ME TWO BAGS OF CHICKEN CHIPS AND THE REST IN PEPPERONI.
THAT WOULD BE COOL.
OKAY.
AND DON´T TELL YOUR DAD ABOUT THAT, EITHER.
NO, HE´S HAVING HIS ALONE TIME WITH RANDY.
- RIGHT ON. - THANKS.
THANK YOU, TREENA.
UH, CHICKEN CHIPS -- DON´T FORGET.
PEPPERONI.
ALL RIGHT, GUYS, LET´S GET THIS SHIT SET UP.
WE´RE OPENING TONIGHT.
TONIGHT? WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT?
A´IGHT, YOU GUYS, LET´S GO. YOU KNOW WHAT I´M SAYING?
ROC PILE, GET THE TURNTABLE SET UP.
TALKING ABOUT BAGS OF ICE, BOTTLES OF LIQUOR.
[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
OH, YEAH!
WELCOME, Y´ALL, TO THE DOPEST, FLYEST SHIT IN THE NATION,
YOU KNOW WHAT I´M SAYING?
Y´ALL WANTED A LICENSED BAR UP IN YOUR TRAILER PARK.
NOW J-ROC AND THE ROC PILE IS PROUD TO PRESENT
OUR LICENSED CRIB, YOU KNOW WHAT I´M SAYING?
OPEN FOR BUSINESS, MY BOYS DOWN FRONT, THROWING THE SHIT DOWN.
COME ONE, COME ALL!
WE´RE TALKING ABOUT BUSTING THE SHIT OUT.
COME ON, WE OPEN!
I WAS SHOCKED. I MEAN, IT WAS OPENING NIGHT.
I EXPECTED A FEW PEOPLE TO COME IN, BUT IT WAS PACKED.
I COULDN´T BELIEVE HOW MANY PEOPLE SHOWED UP.
SO, I DON´T KNOW WHERE TREVOR AND CORY TOOK ALL THOSE FLYERS,
BUT A LOT OF PEOPLE SHOWED UP,
AND IT WAS LIKE A HIGH-CLASS CROWD.
♪ A´IGHT, J-ROC IS ON THE MIKE TONIGHT ♪
♪ LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS UP, WE DOING IT RIGHT ♪
♪ HANDS UP, THROW YOUR HANDS UP, THROW YOUR HANDS UP ♪
♪ OH, YEAH! THROW YOUR HANDS UP ♪
♪ THROW YOUR HANDS UP, THROW YOUR HANDS UP, OH, YEAH! ♪
IT´S ALL ABOUT THE LADIES, DUDE.
- ALL THE FUCKING LADIES. - IT REALLY IS.
IT IS, MAN. IT´S SO COOL.
AND THE BEST PART IS, IS WITH US GETTING EVERYTHING
AND GETTING ALL THE GEAR, WE´RE KIND OF RESPONSIBLE
FOR THE WHOLE BAR HAPPENING, SO IT´S KIND OF LIKE OUR BAR.
IT´S PRETTY MUCH --
WHAT´S EVEN COOLER, WE´RE GONNA BE LIKE V.I.P.s.
[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
I THINK JULIAN WAS THE FIRST ONE TO NOTICE,
BUT I KNEW SOMETHING -- SOMETHING WEIRD WAS UP.
IT WAS ALL GUYS THERE.
NICE CLOTHES, NICE COLOGNE ON.
YOU KNOW WHAT I´M SAYING?
SARAH WAS THE ONLY GIRL THERE. I NOTICED THAT RIGHT AWAY.
GUYS, GUYS, LET ME TALK TO YOU FOR MINUTE OVER HERE.
JUST CURIOUS, UH, WHERE´D YOU HAND OUT
THOSE FLYERS WE GAVE YOU ABOUT THE BAR?
THIS NEW BAR. IT JUST OPENED UP.
YEAH, DUDE, IT WAS DOPE. WE WERE DANCING AND SHIT.
WE HAD A GREAT TIME, MAN.
WHAT WAS THE NAME OF IT?
IT WAS THE EMPTY CLOSET.
- YEAH. - EMPTY CLOSET?
YOU GUYS DON´T HAVE A CLUE, DO YOU?
WHAT?
WELL, THAT MAKES SENSE.
YOU KNOW, IT WAS JUST GOOD. IT WAS MOSTLY GUYS AND STUFF.
AND THEY WERE ASKING FOR MADONNA
AND DIFFERENT KINDS OF MUSIC LIKE THAT, WHICH WAS COOL,
BUT I DIDN´T REALLY THINK MUCH OF IT.
JULIAN WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO NOTICE
THAT SOMETHING WAS A LITTLE OUT OF THE ORDINARY.
SO, WHO ARE THE LADIES?
OH, THIS IS CHANTEL. THIS IS KITTEN.
- CHANTEL. - HOW YOU DOING?
- MY FRIEND JULIAN. - ENCHANTÉ.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
THESE GUYS ARE GREAT GUYS, BY THE WAY.
HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.
THANKS, JULIAN.
THANKS. YOU TOO.
YEAH, JULIAN AND I GO WAY BACK AND SHIT.
- HE´S REALLY CUTE. - YEAH, HE´S COOL.
WE STOLE ALL THE STUFF TO OPEN UP THIS BAR.
- IS HE NICE? - YEAH, HE´S COOL.
- I´M, LIKE, -- I GET HIM THROUGH TROUBLE AND STUFF ALL THE TIME. - HE´S LIKE MY BEST FRIEND.
I´M LIKE HIS BIG BROTHER, EXCEPT I´M YOUNGER.
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
TURN THAT FUCKING MUSIC OFF NOW!
YOU BEST STEP OFF, RANDY, WITH YOUR NO SHIRT,
LAWN-MOWING, CHEESEBURGER-EATING PRICK.
REALLY SORRY, EVERYBODY. PARTY´S OVER!
JUST FUCKING RANDY STROLLS IN THERE
LIKE HE´S THE HEAD HONCHO OF THE FUCKING TRAILER PARK
AND HAS TO MAKE A BIG IMPRESSION FOR LAHEY
AND SHUT THE FUCKING BAR DOWN -- IT´S BULLSHIT.
GOT TO ASK EVERYONE TO LEAVE!
PARTY´S OVER!
SORRY.
GOT TO GO. PARTY´S OVER.
WHAT IN THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?
OPENING UP A BAR IN A FUCKING TRAILER IN A TRAILER PARK.
YOU KNEW THIS WAS MY FIRST NIGHT IN CHARGE.
NOW THE COPS ARE ON THE WAY, AND YOU´RE GOING DOWN.
IT´S JUST A BIG GAME THEY PLAY,
THAT, "OH, RICKY AND JULIAN ARE ON PROBATION,
"SO WE´LL CALL THE COPS AND BRING IN THE COPS
"AND MAKE A BIG FUCKING SCENE.
"AND, OOH, RANDY´S IN CHARGE OF THE TRAILER PARK
ON WEEKENDS NOW,
SO WE GOT TO SHOW EVERYBODY HOW BIG AND FUCKING TOUGH RANDY IS."
IT PISSES ME OFF.
YOU WERE OUT OF LINE TONIGHT, RANDY.
I´M NOT SHUTTING THIS BAR DOWN.
LOOK, JULIAN, I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD GIVE ME THIS ONE,
IN FRONT OF MR. LAHEY.
IT´S MY FIRST NIGHT IN CHARGE,
AND I WANT TO MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION.
SO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
CLOSE THE BAR DOWN. I´LL DEAL WITH THE POLICE.
YOU GET TO KEEP THE MONEY THAT YOU MADE,
AND I GET TO SCORE A VICTORY IN FRONT OF MR. LAHEY.
COME ON, BUDDY. THAT WAY, WE BOTH WIN.
[ SIREN WAILS, DOGS BARKING ]
[ POLICE RADIO CHATTER ]
ALL RIGHT, JUST GET THE POLICE OUT OF HERE.
- I DON´T WANT TO TALK TO ANY COPS, ALL RIGHT? - NO PROBLEM, NO PROBLEM.
THANKS, JULIAN.
OH, MAN, THE COPS ARE HERE! QUICK, GO, GO, GO!
GO, GO, MAN!
I CAN´T GO TO JAIL.
WHO´S GONNA LOOK AFTER MY KITTIES?
- PLEASE DON´T TAKE ME. - GUYS, GUYS, THIS GUY´S OKAY.
HE HASN´T DONE ANYTHING TONIGHT. YOU CAN LET HIM GO.
- HEY, RANDY, JIM. - OFFICER.
YOU BOYS MIND TELLING ME
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE TONIGHT?
I KNOW WHAT´S GOING ON -- OFFICER GEORGE GREEN,
OFFICER BILLIARD BALL TALKING ABOUT GOING THROUGH
THE DRIVE-THROUGH, GET SOME CHEESEBURGERS, BITCH.
WATCH IT, JAMIE.
THANKS FOR THE QUICK RESPONSE, GUYS.
I´M THE WEEKEND PARK SUPERVISOR HERE,
AND, UH, THE SITUATION IS UNDER CONTROL.
JULIAN, THAT´S IT.
THE BAR IS SHUT DOWN FOR GOOD -- DONE.
ALL RIGHT, RANDY. YOU WIN.
I´M GONNA SHUT DOWN THE BAR, ALL RIGHT?
JULIAN MADE IT LOOK LIKE RANDY SHUT THE BAR DOWN.
HELPED RANDY LOOK GOOD IN FRONT OF LAHEY ON HIS FIRST WEEKEND
AS WEEKEND PARK SUPERVISOR OR WHATEVER THE FUCK HE IS.
LISTEN, BUDDY, I GOT TO TAKE OFF.
SARAH´S BACK AT MY PLACE, ALL RIGHT?
- ALL RIGHT. - YOU COOL?
- YEAH, I´M COOL. - SEE YOU TOMORROW, BUDDY.
TAKE HER EASY.
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
HEY, RICKY,
THEY ONLY HAD ONE BAG OF CHICKEN CHIPS AT THE STORE,
SO I PUT THE REST INTO PEPPERONI.
EXACTLY WHAT I WOULD HAVE DID, TREENA.
THANKS. THAT´S AWESOME.
SO WE´RE FRIENDS NOW?
- YEAH, WE´RE FRIENDS. - GOOD.
- WELL, SEE YOU. - OKAY.
[ FABRIC TEARS ]
- OH, SHIT! - SHIT. LOOK.
RICKY, WHY DON´T YOU RUN IN THE HOUSE
AND GET HER A PAIR OF YOUR OLD TRACK PANTS THERE, BUDDY?
THAT´S A GOOD IDEA, DAD.
- RAY. - YEAH?
- THAT´S RICKY´S PEPPERONI. - I BOUGHT ´EM.
MY DAD ATE MY FUCKING PEPPERONI AGAIN.
NOW I GOT NO PEPPERONI.
I CAME BACK HERE BECAUSE I´M CRAVING A PIECE OF PEPPERONI.
OPENED THE FRIDGE. SHOULD HAVE LOTS.
I SENT TREENA TO THE STORE THREE FUCKING TIMES
TO BUY PEPPERONI TODAY SO FAR.
NONE LEFT.
SO NOW I GOT TO SEND HER BACK TO THE STORE TO BUY MORE PEPPERONI,
AND IT´S GONNA HAVE TO COME OUT OF HER POCKET.
I HOPE HE REALIZES THAT.
HE THINKS HE´S STEALING MY PEPPERONI
AND HE DOESN´T GIVE A FUCK,
BUT LITTLE DOES HE KNOW HE´S TAKING MONEY
FROM A LITTLE GIRL NOW AND EATING HER PEPPERONI.
THESE ARE REALLY COOL!
YEAH, I WORE THOSE THE SECOND TIME I WAS IN GRADE 7.
THANKS.
NO PROBLEM.
SEE YOU LATER, BUDDY.
- ALL RIGHT. - SEE YOU.
WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL MY PEPPERONI?
I CAN´T BELIEVE IT.
WE MADE ALL THIS IN TWO HOURS.
HERE, J-ROC, I NEED SOME HYDRO GEAR.
I NEED TWO PUMPS, EVERYTHING FOR TWO MORE TABLES --
10 LIGHTS, 39 POTS, AND 39 DOPE CLONES,
B.C. BUD STRAIN NUMBER 17.
DAMN, MOTHERFUCKER, THAT´S SOME PILE OF SHIT,
YOU KNOW WHAT I´M SAYING?
HOW MUCH DOPE IS YOU MOTHERFUCKERS GROWING?
CAN YOU GET IT FOR ME OR WHAT?
DAMN RIGHT, DAWG.
I´LL GET THAT SHIT FOR YOU IN 24 HOURS, MOTHERFUCKER.
- YOU KNOW WHAT I´M SAYING? - THANKS, MAN.
PEACE.
WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAY, BUBBLES?
GO BACK TO MY PLACE, HAVE A COUPLE DRINKS?
FUCKING RIGHT. I ALREADY GOT HALF A FUCKING BUZZ ON.
RIGHT ON.
WANT TO GET A PIZZA OR SOME SHIT?
LET´S DO IT, BUDDY.
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DO YOU GUYS GOT ANY JIMMY HATS?
NO.
MAN, THAT´S ALL RIGHT, THOUGH.
THANKS, MAN, FOR THE HOOKUP TONIGHT. THAT´S DOPE.
THE ONLY TWO LADIES IN THE PLACE, MAN.
PEACE.
I DIDN´T -- DID YOU DO ANYTHING?
- I DIDN´T DO ANYTHING. - I DIDN´T DO ANYTHING.
DID YOU DO ANYTHING?
NO, UNLESS YOU DID. I DIDN´T.
NO, I-I DIDN´T -- IF YOU DID, I DON´T KNOW.
I MEAN, BUT EVEN IF HE DID DO SOMETHING,
I DON´T, I DON´T -- I THINK, TECHNICALLY,
LIKE, IF -- IF THE GIRL DID SOMETHING TO YOU
AND YOU DIDN´T DO IT BACK, LIKE, THAT´S --
YOU DIDN´T REALLY DO ANYTHING.
[ SLOW PIANO MUSIC PLAYS ]