JEEPERS RAY, COME ON.
CRIPES.
SWAYZIE.
- HEY, BUDDY. ISN'T SHE SOMETHING?
RAY, YOU'RE TWO HOURS LATE.
- HAD TO DO A COUPLE OF THINGS, BUD.
- AH! THERE'S LADIES UP IN MY SEAT.
- YEAH, THEY NEEDED A RIDE TO MAINE.
I DON'T SEE IT'S ANY BIG DEAL. IT'S NOT GOING TO SLOW US UP.
THEY'RE LADIES OF THE EVENING!
FRIENDS OF THE ROAD, BUDDY.
- OPEN IT UP. I'LL LOAD THE CARTS ON.
NO REALLY, RAY, I'LL GET 'EM. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
YOU GOT HER, BUD.
GOOD WORK, BUBBS. GOOD WORK, BUDDY.
- I WAS JOKING! I COULD USE SOME HELP.
[gentle music]
RICKY, WAKE UP!
RICK! RICKY!
GET UP!
[pounding on door]
HEY, MAN.
LITTLE EARLY, ISN'T IT?
I GOTTA SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
WATCH WHERE YOU STEP, MAN.
THERE'S FUCKING FROGS IN HERE AGAIN.
HERE, CHECK THAT OUT.
DEAR BOYS,
RAY IS DRIVING ME...
HERE, GIVE ME THAT.
RAY IS DRIVING ME TO MAINE TO MAKE A LITTLE MONEY ON SCRAP,
AND I'M GOING TO THAT TRAIN CONVENTION I TOLD YOU ABOUT.
I NEED YOU TO FEED SHITROCK AND THE PURR-MONSTER.
BACK IN A FEW DAYS, BUBBLES.
WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
I MEAN, HE'S WITH MY DAD.
HE'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
WANT A BEER, RAY?
OH GOD, YES.
THANKS, BABY.
HOW'S THAT FEEL, RAY?
OH, MANDY, THAT'S PERFECT.
RAY...
BUBBS, WAY OF THE ROAD, BUDDY.
WAY OF THE ROAD.
YEAH, WELL THE WAY OF BUBBLES
IS THAT I'M NOT MISSING THIS TRAIN CONVENTION
BECAUSE YOU'RE DOING CRAZY STUFF.
GEEZ, BUDDY, COME ON.
- WHAT TIME DID SHITTY SAY TO MEET HIM?
8:00 IN SKOWHEGAN, BUDDY.
- 8:00 IN SKOWHEGAN? - 8:00 IN SKOWHEGAN.
WELL, LISTEN, RAY,
YOU GET DRUNK TONIGHT AND DO YOUR THING.
FIRST THING IN THE MORNING, WE'RE BACK ON THE ROAD.
I'M NOT MISSING SEBASTIAN. HE'S ON AT 4:00.
HEY, BUBBS.
HOT HAMBURG SANDWICHES!
- EQUALS HOT PULL-THE-FUCK-OVER.
I'M STARVING.
HOT HAMBURG SANDWICHES, GIRLS.
OKAY. THAT WAS GREAT.
MANDY, THANKS. YOU'RE WONDERFUL.
HEY BUBBS, HEY BUDDY.
CAN YOU GET A PICTURE OF BOTH YOU AND ME
IN FRONT OF THE AMERICAN FLAG THERE?
YEAH, RAY, YEAH, ALL RIGHT. I'LL WIND HER UP HERE.
- GOT HER? IN AMERICA, BUDDY.
AMERICA!
- GOT THE FLAG? - THINK SO--SMILE.
RAY, THESE PICTURES TURNED OUT EXCELLENT.
- OH, THAT'S A GREAT SHOT, BUBBS--LOVE THAT ONE.
HEY, I LIKE THOSE GUYS. WHO ARE THOSE GIRLS?
- I WAS TAKING A PICTURE OF THE TRUCK, RAY.
RAY, LOOK, I CHECKED STAINLESS STEEL THIS MORNING.
IT'S GOING THROUGH THE ROOF.
I MEAN, EVEN AFTER WE TAKE OUT RIG RENTAL, GAS MONEY,
FOOD AND LIQUOR AND SHITTY'S CUT, FOUR GRAND EACH!
HI.
I'M RAY.
- PARADISE. THIS IS SANDY MASON.
- HEY SANDY, HEY PARADISE. NICE MEETING YOU.
I'VE GOT THE BIG BLACK RIG OUT FRONT, S&B ON THE SIDE.
RIGHT, I SAW IT OUT THERE.
YOU GOT A--YOU GOT A MATTRESS IN THERE?
IN THE BACK, OF COURSE, YEAH.
WE'RE JUST PASSING THROUGH.
WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO TALK. NICE TO MEET YA'S, THOUGH.
VERY NICE.
RAY!
- PARADISE! - BACK OFF!
DO WE GOTTA TAKE SOMEBODY WITH US EVERY TIME WE LEAVE?
- IT'S WAY OF THE ROAD, BUBBS. YOU MEET PEOPLE.
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
- WELL, CAN'T IT JUST BE THE TWO OF US DRIVING ALONE
INSTEAD OF LADIES OF THE EVENING?
- THEY'RE FRIENDS OF THE ROAD, BUBBS,
AND THEY'RE NOT GOING TO BE THERE THE WHOLE TIME.
COME ON, BUBBS, BE HOSPITABLE.
- RAY, I DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE TO SAY THIS.
IT'S AWKWARD AND UNCOMFORTABLE.
RAY, THAT FUCKING GRAVY? UNBELIEVABLE!
- BEST GRAVY IN ALL OF MAINE DOWN HERE, BUDDY.
- I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY MAKE IT. I MEAN, IT'S SO THICK.
- OH, IT'S A LOT OF HAMBURGER SHIT AND CHICKEN SHIT.
THEY PUT IT ALL TOGETHER. OH, FUCK, BUBBLES, LISTEN.
CAN YOU GO BACK AND GET SHITTY A TWELVE PACK OF BEER?
I FORGOT. WOULD YOU MIND?
- NO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. - THANKS, BUDDY.
- HEY THERE, DO YOU BOYS LIKE TO PARTY?
- NO, ACTUALLY, WE DON'T LIKE TO PARTY.
WE'D LIKE TO GET BACK ON THE ROAD.
- ACTUALLY, I--I LIKE TO PARTY. COME ON.
OKAY, WELL, LISTEN, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO BE QUICK,
'CAUSE BUBBLES IS GOING TO BE BACK HERE ANY MINUTE, OKAY?
UM, LET ME JUST GET RID OF THIS...
HON, YOU GOTTA PAY UP FRONT.
YEAH, YEAH, OKAY. LET'S DO IT.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
- YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR SOLICITING PROSTITUTION.
WHAT! SOLICITING PROSTITUTION.
THAT'S--PROSTITUTION?
WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT MONEY WAS FOR? THAT?
NO, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? YOU'RE NOT EVEN A REAL COP.
THIS IS BULLSHIT--ACK! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
SOMETHING ELSE. BASTARDS.
- [singing] A 12-PACK OF BEER FOR SHITTY
[Ray shouting]
YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO HEAR ABOUT THIS.
I AM A CANADIAN CITIZEN. THIS IS AN ILLEGAL ARREST
IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. I WANT TO DRIVE BACK TO CANADA.
YOU GUYS ARE--YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO.
YOU WANT TO START EXPLAINING NOW, CAUSE IT'S,
THERE'S GOING TO BE A LOT OF TROUBLE.
MY GOVERNMENT--
[groaning]
- NO, I'M NOT GOING. I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG!
THAT'S HORSESHIT AND YOU KNOW IT!
I WANT YOUR NAME.
YOU'RE GOING TO BE HEARING FROM MY GOVERNMENT.
I'M A CITIZEN OF THE GOVERNMENT OF CANADA
OH, MY GOD.
I'M IN A LOT OF SHIT.
BUBBLES.
[phone ringing]
HELLO?
- JULIAN, OH MY FUCK. RAY FUCKED UP.
HE'S BUSTED. I GOT NO MONEY.
I'M AT A TRUCK STOP RIGHT OFF OF AIRLINE ROUTE NUMBER--
- BUBBLES, BUBBLES, BUBBLES, SLOW DOWN.
RELAX.
I'M IN BANGOR, MAINE, JULIAN.
I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S A TRUCK STOP. HIGHWAY 301 OR SOMETHING.
I HAVE NO MONEY. I'M SCARED SHITLESS.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
YOU GOTTA COME AND GET ME. THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT.
YOU TAKE THE NEW FERRY, JULIAN, YOU'LL BE HERE
IN LESS THAN SEVEN HOURS. PLEASE, I'M SCARED.
GET LUCY TO LOOK AFTER SHITROCK AND THE PURR-MONSTER.
- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, I PROMISE I'LL LOOK AFTER
SHITROCK AND THE PURR-MONSTER.
JUST DON'T MOVE WHERE YOU'RE AT, OKAY?
JUST STAY RIGHT THERE.
- I'M FUCKING SCARED JULIAN. HURRY UP.
- JUST DON'T MOVE FROM WHERE YOU'RE AT, OKAY?
HOLY FUCK!
[whimpering]
- WE'RE ONLY TWO MILES FROM THE BORDER.
PULL OVER.
WHY?
RICKY, JUST PULL OVER.
OKAY, GET OUT. I'M DRIVING.
- WHY? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
- RICK, WE'RE CROSSING INTO THE U.S.
WE GOTTA MAKE SURE THERE'S NO DOPE IN THIS CAR.
- THEY'RE NOT GOING TO SEARCH UP THERE.
- THEY'RE GOING TO SEARCH EVERYTHING, RICKY.
FUCK!
- THAT WOULD HAVE LANDED US IN JAIL FOR TEN YEARS.
THAT'S NOT GOOD. KEEP LOOKING.
- ARE THEY REALLY THAT FUCKED DOWN THERE?
THEY'RE FUCKED.
SHITTY!
SHITTY, IT'S BUBBLES.
YEAH LISTEN, BUD. THE RIG GOT SEIZED.
RAY GOT BUSTED.
YEAH, WHORES.
I THINK HE'S IN DEEP SHIT, SHITTY.
I'M FUCKING HERE ALL ALONE.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
JUST TELL RUSTY IN SKOWHEGAN WE'RE NOT GOING TO BE THERE.
THE DEAL'S OFF. I'M SORRY.
ALL RIGHT, YOU TOO, SHITTY.
THANKS, BUD.
- OH MAN, ARE THEY EVER GETTING FUCKED OVER.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO THROW YOUR DOPE AWAY
BEFORE YOU GET TO THE BORDER. YOU FUCKED UP.
[barking] SHUT THE FUCK UP.
- RICKY, ARE YOU SURE THERE'S NO DOPE IN HERE?
I'M PRETTY SURE, JULIAN.
THERE'S A COUPLE CRACKS AND STUFF,
BUT I THINK I GOT RID OF ALL OF IT.
- PRETTY SURE? RICK, YOU'V GOT TO BE 100%.
SHHH!
- WHAT'S YOUR BUSINESS IN THE U.S.?
- SHOPPING AT THE FACTORY OUTLETS IN CALAIS.
WHAT?
GO AHEAD.
ARE YOU SURE?
- YOU WANT ME TO PULL YOU OVER AND SEARCH YOUR CAR?
NO, NO, THAT'S FINE.
GO!
ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU, OFFICER.
THAT'S FUCKING IT?
YOU MADE ME THROW MY DOPE AWAY FOR THAT?
NOW WE GOT NO FUCKING DOPE DOWN HERE?
IN THE MOVIE "MEATBALLS",
WHO PLAYED THE CRAZY CAMP COUNSELOR?
ONE, MARLON BRANDO.
TWO, BILL MURRAY, OR THREE, TOM HANKS.
[phone beeps]
YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. BILL MURRAY.
- AH, NO KIDDING! THAT WAS EASY.
WHOOOO!
[cans clattering]
FUCK, I HOPE HE DIDN'T LEAVE.
WHERE THE FUCK IS HE?
THERE'S A PHONE BOOTH.
HOLY FUCK, THAT'S HIM.
HE'S IN THE PHONE BOOTH.
BUBBLES.
BUBBLES, ARE YOU OKAY? BUBBS, IT'S US!
[shouting frantically]
BUBBS, IT'S US!
IT'S OKAY.
WE'RE NOT GOING TO HURT YOU.
YOU'RE JUST IN SHOCK, MAN.
TRAIN CONVENTION.
- YEAH, YEAH, TRAIN CONVENTION, REMEMBER THAT?
YEAH.
- JULIAN, KEEP TALKING ABOUT THE TRAINS.
SNAP HIM OUT OF IT. I'LL GET THE CAR, ALL RIGHT?
IT'S OKAY, BUBBS.
- HOLY FUCK, JULIAN. I'M TIRED.
I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN LIKE 25 HOURS.
TRAINS.
- LAY DOWN, BUBBS. GET SOME SLEEP.
I CAN'T SLEEP, JULIAN.
JULIAN, WE'RE NOT REALLY GOING
TO THIS FUCKING TRAIN CONVENTION, ARE WE?
YES.
I GOT NO DOPE.
I CAN'T DEAL WITH FUCKING TRAIN MODELING
WITH NO DOPE.
- RICK, WE'RE DOING THIS FOR BUBBLES.
I'M WORRIED ABOUT HIM. HE NEEDS US.
HE NEEDS TO RELAX. LET'S JUST TRY TO HAVE SOME FUN AND STOP WORRYING ABOUT DOPE.
FINE, I'LL FUCKING GO, BUT
I GOTTA FIND SOME FUCKING DOPE, JULIAN.
HE IS FUCKING BANGED UP.
- HEY, BUBBS. BUBBS, WAKE UP.
REINDEER, REINDEER.
- WAKE UP, BUDDY. WE'RE HERE.
- WHAT? WHERE ARE WE? WHERE'S RAY?
WE'RE AT THE CONVENTION.
OH, LET'S ROCK SOME BEERS.
- LET'S GO CHECK OUT SOME TRAINS, COME ON, MAN.
- WELL, LET'S SET UP CAMP FIRST WHILE WE STILL GOT THE LIGHT.
[loud rock music]
- HEY GUYS! WHAT THE FUCK'S GOING ON?
SEBASTIAN PLEASE, NO SWEARING.
HEY, WHO HERE LOVES TRAINS?
I'LL GET YA INSIDE.
WHAT'S UP DUDE? HEY, HOW'S IT GOING?
HOW LONG AM I GOING TO DO THIS?
HOUR, HOUR AND A HALF TOPS.
- THAT'S ALL I'M GIVING YOU. - AND THEN WE'RE OUT.
- YOU BETTER GET ME SOME FUCKING--
- I'LL GET YOU SOME FUCKING WEED.
- DON'T I ALWAYS HOOK YOU UP? - YES.
- TWO BUCKS A PACK? IN JAIL?
FUCK, I SHOULD GET ARRESTED, COME IN AND HANG OUT WITH YOU.
NO, I KNOW.
ALL RIGHT, WELL YOU TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF IN THERE, BUDDY.
LOVE YOU, DAD. OKAY, SEE YOU.
HOW'S RAY DOING?
- NOT TOO BAD. HE GOT THREE MONTHS,
WHICH IS PRETTY GOOD FOR WHORES.
JUST NEEDS SOME CIGARETTE MONEY.
HE'S GOING TO MEET US BACK AT THE PARK.
DO YOU GUYS KNOW HOW FUCKING CHEAP CIGARETTES ARE HERE?
IT'S RIDICULOUS.
- RICKY, LET'S GO IN AND LOOK AT SOME TRAINS NOW.
COME ON.
[rock music]
- TYSON TRAINS IS PROUD TO PRESENT
OUR COMPETITIVE MODEL TRAIN WORLD CHAMPION, SEBASTIAN BACH.
[rock music, cheering]
YOU KNOW, I WAS TOLD
THAT I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO SWEAR IN HERE TONIGHT.
BUT I KNOW, I JUST KNOW,
THAT THERE IS SOME GREAT FUCKING TRAINS HERE IN BANGOR.
OH, BOYS, CHECK IT OUT!
DECENT.
- HEY, GOT ANY DOPE? GREEN?
HEY, DO YOU GUYS SMOKE DOPE?
GOT ANY HASH, BOTTLE TOKES? SMOKE DOPE?
GOT A ROACH AROUND HERE? WHO'S GOT DOPE AROUND HERE?
SMARTEN THE FUCK UP.
- BOYS, CHECK OUT THE TRAIN SETS.
LOOK AT THE FUCKING DETAIL. LITTLE CARS, LITTLE PEOPLE.
AMAZING! HOLY FUCK, BOYS!
SEBASTIAN BACH IS ON STAGE.
THAT IS HIM!
- HOW'D YOU GET INTO MODEL RAILROADING SEBASTIAN.
GREAT QUESTION.
COUPLE OF TOURS BACK,
ME AND THE GUYS WOKE UP ONE MORNING.
WE'D STOLEN A MODEL TRAIN FROM SOMEWHERE THE NIGHT BEFORE.
CRAZY FUCKING NIGHT.
I DON'T KNOW, WE DIDN'T REALLY REMEMBER.
BUT WE SET IT UP AND GEEZ, BEFORE WE EVEN KNEW IT,
WE WEREN'T EVEN DRINKING IN THE DAYTIME ANY MORE.
WE WERE JUST PLAYING WITH THAT TRAIN.
I FUCKING LOVE MODEL TRAIN RAILROADING MAN.
THAT'S HOW I BECAME A CHAMPION.
- YEAH? WHO HOLDS FIRST PLACE IN WEIGHT PULL THIS YEAR?
THAT WOULD BE PATRICK SWAYZIE.
DAMN RIGHT!
- WELL, SEBASTIAN BACH AND PATRICK SWAYZIE,
THOSE GUYS HAVE A RIVALRY GOING ON HARD AND, I MEAN,
THE GOSSIP IS THAT SEBASTIAN IS VERY JEALOUS OF SWAYZIE'S TRAIN,
AND YOU CAN'T BLAME HIM. IT'S A FUCKING NICE TRAIN.
- IS IT TRUE THAT YOU BACKED DOWN
FROM A FIGHT WITH HIM LAST YEAR?
- APPARENTLY SEBASTIAN GOT FED UP LAST YEAR
AT THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS IN COPENHAGEN,
AND HE TOLD PATRICK SWAYZIE TO FUCK OFF.
[laughing] SWAYZIE WOULDN'T FUCK OFF, THOUGH.
HE CHALLENGED HIM TO A FIGHT RIGHT IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY.
- AS I TOLD EVERYBODY, I WAS SICK WITH THE FUCKING FLU.
I DIDN'T BACK DOWN FROM SHIT!
BULLSHIT YOU HAD THE FLU.
YOU HAD THE "I'M AFRAID OF PATRICK SWAYZIE."
- YOU KNOW WHAT, PATRICK SWAYZIE USES ILLEGAL PARTS.
THAT'S WHY HE'S WINNING ALL THE TIME.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP HURTING PEOPLE'S FEELINGS.
GUYS, IF YOU WANT TO TALK
ABOUT PATRICK SWAYZIE ALL FUCKING NIGHT,
THEN IT'S OVER FOR HERE FOR ME RIGHT NOW.
SEBASTIAN, DUDE,
YOU GOTTA CHILL WITH THIS SWAYZIE SHIT, ALRIGHT?
- DUDE, I'M KIND OF BUSY WITH CHICKS.
ALRIGHT? ALRIGHT? WHAT ARE YOU, MY MOM?
- I'M GLAD YOU CHEERED UP A LITTLE BIT.
- WELL, WHAT ELSE CAN WE DO TO CHEER UP TONIGHT?
- LET'S GO CHECK OUT THE SWAYZIE EXPRESS MAN, COME ON.
- I'M JUST GOING TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.
- REALLY NICE TO MEET YOU. - OH, RIGHT ON.
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT, TELL YOUR BUDDY I SAID THANKS
FOR STICKING UP FOR ME OUT THERE.
I WILL, AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
HE WAS WONDERING IF YOU KNOW WHERE TO GET SOME WEED.
WE'RE FROM CANADA AND CAN'T FIND NOTHING.
WE'RE JUST DYING FOR A TOKE.
I DON'T DO DRUGS.
- YES, YOU DO. I SAW YOU ON THE COVER OF "HIGH TIMES".
I KNOW YOU SMOKE DOPE.
- I'LL MEET YOU IN THE PARKING LOT, ALRIGHT?
I'LL SEE YOU THERE IN ABOUT AN HOUR OR SO.
FUCKING AWESOME.
- HERE YOU GO. - NO, I'M GOOD THANKS.
[laughing] OH, YES!
- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, GATHER ROUND.
AND WITNESS THE FANTASTIC,
THE INTERNATIONAL RED RIBBON FINALIST,
THE CUSTOM-BUILT, INCREDIBLE SWAYZIE EXPRESS.
THE ONLY ONE IN THE WORLD--
BUBBS, YOU OKAY, MAN?
- THE PERSONAL TRAIN OF PATRICK SWAYZIE.
FINE, JULIAN.
- OH, JULIAN, IF I DON'T FIND SOME DOPE SOON, MAN,
I'M GOING TO START TO GO CRAZY.
THERE'S GOT TO BE SOME DOPE IN HERE SOMEWHERE,
FELL DOWN THROUGH THE VENTS OR SOMETHING OVER THE YEARS.
DIRTY OLD FUCKING ROACH.
HEY, BOYS?
FUCK!
- THINK I'M GOING TO GO STRETCH MY LEGS.
- OKAY, BUBBS. FUCKING, FUCKING COMING OFF.
OH, WHERE'D IT GO, YES!
[rock music]
- WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU FREAKS?
FUCK, HE SHOWED UP.
MY FUCK, HE'S COOL, JULIAN.
COOL FUCKING CAR, MAN!
SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG, DUDE.
- GOOD TO MEET YOU, MAN. - NICE TO MEET YOU TOO.
- FUCK, WE DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE COMING.
I RIPPED MY WHOLE FUCKING DASH OUT LOOKING FOR DOPE.
DUDE, I GOT SOME DOPE,
BUT IT'S LIKE HALF A FUCKING GRAM
OF SHIT MALL WEED FROM THE FUCKING ARCADE!
- FUCK, WELL, I FOUND SOME GREAT DOPE.
- FOR REALS? - YEAH.
I GREW THIS MYSELF, MAN.
THIS IS GOOD FUCKING CANADIAN DOPE. IT'LL BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF.
WELL, DUDE, DID YOU NOT NOTICE
THAT THERE'S LIKE GUM AND HAIR ON IT?
- I KNOW, BUT IT'S AWESOME, TRUST ME.
ALRIGHT.
COOL. WHERE'S YOUR BUDDY?
THAT COOL GUY WITH THE GLASSES?
- I THINK HE WENT TO ROCK A PISS.
- FUCK, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU PAID 12 BUCKS A GRAM
FOR THIS SHITTY ARCADE DOPE.
I'M GOING TO SMOKE SOME MORE OF MINE.
RIGHTEOUS.
FUCK, I HAVEN'T HAD A DOPE LIKE THIS IN YEARS.
FUCKING YEARS! YOU GREW THIS?
YEAH, MAN.
- I HAVEN'T HAD DOPE LIKE THIS SINCE I WAS TOURING EUROPE
IN '88 WITH SCORPIONS.
HELLO CALIFORNIA!
YOU ARE CRAZY! WE ARE SCORPIONS!
ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE!
SEBASTIAN!
WHAT THE FUCK!
FUCK!
- DUDE, THIS WEED KICKS MY ASS, MAN.
- WE'VE GOT TONS OF THAT STUFF BACK HOME MAN, HERE.
- NOT TO BE A PAIN, BUT IS THERE ANY CHANCE
I CAN BUY JUST WHAT YOU HAVE HERE?
IT'S SO HARD TO GET GOOD DOPE HERE THESE DAYS.
DUDE, THERE'S FUCKING GREASY OLD BEES ON THIS ONE.
AM I PAYING FOR THE BEES TOO? WHAT IS THIS, FUCKING HONEY OIL?
- IT WAS IN THE FUCKING DASH, MAN, SORRY.
HEY, GUYS.
OH, DUDE.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR STICKING UP FOR ME OUT THERE.
- NO PROBLEM, I MEAN, TRAIN GUYS KNOW THE REAL DEAL.
IT'S ALL ABOUT RESPECT, MR. BACH.
GEEZ, HANG ON A SEC.
FUCK, I GOTTA GET GOING MAN.
MY WIFE IS GOING TO FUCKING KILL ME.
I REALLY, REALLY APPRECIATE THE DOPE GUYS.
NO PROBLEM.
- YOU KNOW WHAT, IT WAS REALLY NICE MEETING YOU COCKSUCKERS.
NICE MEETING YOU TOO, MAN.
- RIGHT ON, DUDE. LISTEN, TAKE MY CARD, ALRIGHT?
I WANT YOU GUYS TO GIVE ME A CALL,
BUT BE SUPER COOL ON THE PHONE, ALRIGHT?
GOT ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE?
YEAH DUDE, RIGHT ON.
DECENT.
- I THINK I'M TOO FUCKING BAKED, MAN.
GIVE ME THE KEYS.
YOU'RE DRIVING.
- BOYS, YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK CAMPING HERE.
LET'S, LET'S GET OUTTA HERE.
- BUBBLES, CHILL OUT. WE'RE HAVING A GOOD TIME HERE.
NO BOYS, PACK IT UP. LET'S GO.
WHAT THE FUCK'S WRONG MAN?
- JUST GET IN THE CAR! LET'S GO!
- RICKY, JULIAN. WAKE UP, WE'RE HOME.
BOYS, WAKE UP. I GOTTA SHOW YOU GUYS SOMETHING.
IT'S GOING TO FREAK YOU OUT.
BOYS, I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT CAME OVER ME,
BUT I JUST COULDN'T STOP MYSELF.
I HAD TO HAVE IT.
THE PERSONAL TRAIN OF PATRICK SWAYZIE.
- BUBBLES, HAVE YOU LOST YOUR FUCKING MIND?
NO RICKY. I'M FINE.
[chuckles] [humming]