I'm a junior
over Briarwood Prep.
Oh. Cool.
The water fountain
kind of sprayed me.
Ah.
I didn't want you to think
I was sweaty or drooly.
You're even funnier in person.
Listen, I'm
the student council president
at Briarwood.
Oh, fancy.
You know, We're the number one
private school in Seattle.
Yeah. I heard that.
Don't you guys have, like,
your own private jet?
- Helicopter.
- Right.
I know it was
some sort of flying vehicle.
Yeah.
Well, anyway,
on behalf of Briarwood,
this is for you.
What is it?
An invitation for an interview
with our headmaster,
Mrs. Peeloff.
She thinks you might fit in
nicely at Briarwood.
Wow, thanks.
But wait, isn't Briarwood
really expensive?
Full scholarship.
If Mrs. Peeloff meets you
and everything goes well,
you get to go at Briarwood
for free.
But why me?
Cause you're kind of famous.
You're the star of "iCarly."
Well, are you offering
the same thing for Sam?
We were until we checked
Sam's grades.
I understand.
So think about it
and someone will be in touch.
Okay. Thanks.
Hey, Seth.
Do me a favor and press
the water fountain button
there.
Sure.
Just push it?
Yeah. When I say "go."
Okay. Go.
- In five, four, three, two...
Okay, Mr. Man.
Here comes my ball.
Oh.
Ha-ha. You missed.
Yeah.
You just wait, buddy,
cause I'm coming for you.
Oh, hey.
Sorry.
I didn't mean to interrupt
your conversation
between you
and your wooden man friend.
He's not my friend.
See, I'm in for a job to design
a new mini golf course.
- Oh, cool.
- Yeah, it could be.
See, I gotta create
a bunch of test holes,
Shoot a video of them
and then, send it off
to the dude in charge
of that mini golf park.
You know,
the one down by the airport?
- King putts?
- Uh-huh.
Do you want to get that?
Of course not,
you're made of wood.
It's true.
Hey.
I grabbed your mail for you.
How did you get in our mailbox?
Yeah. You need the key.
No, you don't.
Hey, let's go rehearse
one more time
before the show tonight.
- Freddie is not here yet.
- Give me your cell phone.
What are you doing?
Texting Freddie—
and send.
Oh, what's all that stuff?
Golf holes.
Spencer is up
for a job designing—
Carly, I just got your text.
You mean it for real?
What did your text say?
I love you.
Oh, get over it.
You were unloved before,
You're unloved now.
Nothing's changed.
A scholarship
to Briarwood Prep?
Oh, yeah. How funny is that?
- Briarwood?
- That snotty rich kid's school?
For the rich and snotty?
They offered you a scholarship?
Well, sort of,
If their headmaster likes me.
But I don't think
I'd want to go to Briarwood.
- Good.
- You better not leave Ridgeway.
Did I just not say
I don't wanna go to Briarwood?
I'm not sure.
I'm too focused on doing this.
Oh!
Yeah, buddy.
You see that?
Ow.
Whoo. Look at this.
Briarwood
has its own ice hockey rink.
You said
you didn't wanna go there.
I know.
Then quit
looking at their dumb website.
Man, we're live in 15 seconds.
Off my laptop.
Pushy.
Okay.
We're live
in five, four, three, two.
Hey.
Thanks for coming here
to iCarly.com.
Warning.
The following greeting
maybe frightening
to younger viewers
and the elderly.
Freddie,
it's monster voice time.
Go for it.
I'm Carly.
I'm Sam.
And this is—
- iCarly.
- Okay.
So, you guys know
how golf is like
a really boring sport, right?
- Wrong.
- That's right, wrong.
'Cause Carly's brother,
Spencer, is building
One of the coolest golf courses
ever.
Well, mini golf.
- Which is like regular golf.
- Only minier.
Check this out.
Carly's brother calls
this the "toilet bowl hole."
And he calls this one
"the crazed toddler."
Let's putt d'putt.
Yes.
You see that?
Oh, yeah.
All right.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay, here we go.
- Oh.
- Yeah.
Hole-in-one.
- Hey.
- Hey, Spencer.
- Hey.
- Whatcha doing?
I'm trying to fix this thing.
For some reason,
the bell won't ring
When the thing—
- Spencer.
- Are you okay?
Yeah.
I think
the bell is working now.
Ah!
- Come on, get up.
- Okay.
Hey, Gibby.
What you doing here?
We saw the mini golf stuff
on "iCarly."
- We wanna play.
- Whoa, whoa, you guys.
This isn't a real course.
We'll give you money.
Okay.
Five bucks per kid.
Hey, I can't take money
from children.
I can.
Come on.
You want these kids
to spend 10, 20 bucks
At some boring mini golf course
out there in the cold and rain
Where bad kids may tempt them
with unhealthy snacks?
Well,
when you putt it that way.
Please enjoy the course.
Yeah!
Let's do this.
Hi.
I got a package for Shay,
comma, Carly.
I'm Shay, comma, Carly.
Those are turkey legs.
Well, okay.
Who's it from?
What does the card say?
It says,
"Please consider joining us
"as you enjoy
this fine turkey legs.
Your friends, the students
and teachers of Briarwood."
They sent you turkey legs?
Wow. They really want you
at that school.
Yeah.
Carly—
What are you thinking'?
I'm thinking about
a bunch of sad turkeys going,
"What happened to my legs?"
"Have you seen my legs?"
Hey.
I was wondering where you were?
I were here.
Did all those kids finish
playing golf downstairs?
Yeah. I finally got them all
to go home.
You know that redheaded kid,
Ernie?
He swallowed two golf balls.
Oh, my God. What did you do?
Should I have done something?
You're checking out
the Briarwood websites?
Yeah.
Do you think
I'm being dumb about this?
Why, are you thinking
you might wanna go there?
I'm not gonna leave
Ridgeway and Sam and Freddie,
and all my friends.
- You don't have to.
- You're my brother.
You're supposed to encourage me
to take on new challenges.
Well, if you wanna explore
the possibilities—
Just tell me what to do.
Okay. Listen.
I'm your older brother
so I'll help you
through
this difficult decision.
Just close your eyes.
Okay.
There are two roads
in front of you,
road "A".
And the one on the left—
Thank you.
And surprisingly,
17 members of congress
could fit
into one pair of his pants
which proves
that William Howard Taft
was the fattest president
the United States
has ever known.
Um, will this all be
on the test?
Oh, Carly, here at Briarwood
we don't have tests,
we have frozen yogurt.
Frozen yo—
Oh. Okay.
Would you like any toppings?
Well, I do like nuts.
Nuts.
Now, who can tell me
how many sides a triangle has?
- Three.
- Correct.
David, please give Carly
a hundred dollars.
I get a hundred bucks
whenever I answer
a question right?
Of course.
This is Briarwood.
Massage time.
Oh, oh, this school is amazing.
I'm gonna have
some more of my yogurt now.
Oh.
Oh, it was just a dream.
Hey and welcome
to the web show.
Huh?
Carly is not on this show
anymore
'cause she goes
to Briarwood now.
And made all new friends,
But don't worry
I'm not alone here.
I'm Gibby.
And I'm Sam.
And this is a little show
we like to call—
iGibby. Okay.
Okay, first,
I had a sweet dream,
now I'm having
a nightmare.
I wanna dream sweetly
some more.
Oh.
This is nice.
I like Briarwood.
Briarwood.
And frozen yogurt.
Frozen yogurt.
With nuts.
Nuts.
Yeah.
Sam.
Sam, my mom has been
in a horrible accident.
- Calm down.
- I got to get to the hospital.
My mom's car
is in the bottom—
Your mom's fine.
But, I just got a message
saying—
I sent the message
to your teacher.
I needed to get you
out of class so we could talk.
How did you?
Yes, can you please give
a message to Freddie Benson.
His mother drove her car
into a swimming pool.
You are a sick person.
We've got a problem.
What kind of problem?
In homeroom, Carly told me
she's gonna have that interview
with the headmaster
of Briarwood.
Briarwood?
Carly's gonna go there?
If the headmaster likes her.
Well, who doesn't like Carly?
That's the problem, wiz pants.
Of course she'll like Carly,
and then Carly will go there,
make all new friends
and then bye-bye us.
I don't want to be bye-bye'd.
Good.
'Cause I have a plan,
and you're gonna help me.
Come on.
What's taking so long?
I'm still on hold.
Are you sure
we should be doing this?
Yes. We're doing it for Carly,
She would not like Briarwood.
I know, but—
And if she stays here
there's a better chance
she'll fall in love
with you someday.
You're right.
We have to do this for Carly.
But what if the headmaster
doesn't believe I'm Spencer?
I mean, like, what if she—
Hello, this is Spencer Shay.
Sound like Spencer
not Darth Vader.
Ah, yes,
this is Carly Shay's Brother.
Instead of Carly
coming to meet you
at Briarwood,
could you meet with her
at our apartment?
Why?
Because I sprained my buttocks.
Right, so can we say
around 5:30 this afternoon?
Excellent.
Yes, the same address
that you sent the turkey legs.
I look forward
to meeting you too.
- Ha, nice work.
- Thanks.
But why does
moving the interview
to Carly's place help us?
Well, the headmaster
wants to make sure
Carly is, mm,
Briarwood material, right?
A nice proper good girl?
Yeah.
Well, imagine an interview
in an apartment
filled with dozens
of loud screaming kids,
playing mini golf.
"Free mini golf
"tonight
at Carly Shay's apartment,
5:30 to midnight."
Uh-huh.
You're bad.
Uh-huh.
Hey,
what you doing in the sink?
Ah, it's backed up.
Some kid shot a golf ball
down the drain.
There.
I wish that hadn't happened.
Yeah, look,
would you help me
pick out an outfit
for my interview?
Do I go with black dress?
Or is the black dress
too serious,
'cause
I don't want to look like
I'm trying all hard
to be serious,
but, oh, my God,
I'm so nervous.
Okay, everybody right this way.
Hey, hey. What's going on?
- Mini golf party.
- Right now?
I'm getting ready to leave
for my interview.
Your Briarwood interview?
Is that tonight?
Yes, it's tonight.
Don't worry,
We're just gonna play
a few rounds.
Come on you guys,
this isn't the time for—
I'll be right back.
The mini golf course is full.
I'm sorry.
My name is Linda Peeloff.
Are you Carly?
- Yeah.
I'm the headmaster
at Briarwood.
I'm here for your interview.
Oh. Ah.
Please come in, Mrs. Peeloff.
Interesting.
Yeah,
wasn't I supposed to meet you
in like two hours at Briarwood?
Originally.
But I received a phone call
ask me to come here at 5:30.
- But who would—
- Move lady.
Dear, is this really
where you live?
Yes, ma'am,
but it's usually not like this,
You see my brother's an artist
and—
Hey, Carly.
Who's the chick?
This is Mrs. Peeloff,
the headmaster of Briarwood.
Hey, hey.
What's up, Peeloff?
Hello.
Aha.
And this is my brother.
Spencer, this is the headmaster
of Briarwood.
- Oh.
- Hello.
How are your buttocks?
My buttocks?
Fine.
Firm.
So, you're Carly's guardian?
Yes I am.
Oh, this is just food.
Lovely.
Oh!
Mrs. Peeloff,
it's so noisy down here,
Why down we go upstairs
and do the interview?
Very well.
We can take the elevator
over there.
- Why is she here?
- I don't know.
I thought we were gonna
meet her at Briarwood?
- So am I.
- This is terrible.
- She asked about my buttocks.
- Forget about your buttocks.
- Just do your interview.
- Okay, I'm gonna do it.
- Shh.
- Okay, you "shh!"
Ohh.
[indistinct chatter,
music playing]
Oh, um...
Okay, everyone.
Please go play downstairs
for a while.
Guys.
People.
Please get out now.
Hurry along.
Please sit down, Mrs. Peeloff.
Thank you.
Now Carly—
Why don't you start
by telling me
a little bit about you?
Well—
Flush.
Hey. Quiet down.
Hey listen up.
Okay, whoever finds
the magic purple golf ball
wins a special ticket
that gives you free mini golf
for a year.
A whole year?
Well, give us a hint
where it is?
Okay.
It's upstairs
in the iCarly studio,
inside
a grown up ladies pocket.
First one to find it wins.
Well, Carly,
you're a charming young lady.
Oh, Mrs. Peeloff.
I'd really think
the student body at—
Where is it?
What are you doing?
Stop. Stop, stop, stop, stop.
Give me that ball, lady.
I want that ball!
Gibby, what are you doing?
Trying to find
the purple golf ball.
What purple golf ball?
The one Sam and Freddie
told us about.
We are good.
We are.
Why?
Why what?
I'm not playing.
Why did you guys intentionally
sabotage my interview?
Don't nonchalantly sip
your drinks.
Answer me.
We didn't want you to go.
You wouldn't like it
at Briarwood.
We were just thinking of you.
No, you were just thinking
of yourselves.
Carls.
This interview
was really important to me.
You don't wanna go
to snotty rich kid school.
Maybe I don't or maybe I did,
but it doesn't matter now
'cause I'll never be
able to make the choice,
'cause you guys ruined it
for me.
Come on,
what we did wasn't that bad.
Hey. Purple ball.
They—they wanted
a purple ball.
I never had a purple ball.
I'm going home now.
- Wait.
- Mrs. Peeloff.
Don't blame Carly
for all this stuff.
She had nothing to do with it.
We tried to mess up
her interview cause—
'Cause,
she's like our best friend.
And we didn't want her
to leave our school.
'Cause we'd miss her.
But she's likes the best kid
you could ever get
at Briarwood.
So don't not let her in
just because she's got
a couple of rotten friends.
You guys aren't rotten,
usually.
Well, I do think,
there's something to be said
for a girl who has friends,
who care so much about her.
We do.
So I might still get in
to Briarwood?
Well I won't make any promises,
but I think
there's a good chance
a student—
There she went.
Give me the purple ball.
I don't have the purple ball!
There she is!
Get her!
Oh, my God!
Go help her.
Okay.
Hey, guys get out of there.
Come on.
They chased her
into Spencer's shower.
I didn't really want to go
to Briarwood anyway.
- Hey.
- Here's 17 reasons
why iCarly.com rocks.
It's way funny.
- Carly's hot.
- Freddie is hot.
- Spencer's insane.
- Sam's hilarious.
The website is well-designed.
There's tons of things
that you can click on.
- Carly's hot.
- You said that.
- Cool pics.
- Killer music.
- Funny blogs.
- Carly's hot.
Stop it.
And that's 17 reasons—
- Why iCarly.com.
- Rocks.